shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[SAT 9,609]

12 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Melting chicken 

 

That chicken sure look yummy 😋

[SAT 9,609]

1 minute ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

 

In other news, our basement is now 100% fixed from flooding issues thanks to those interior drain tiles. 

 

#### that means Dutch has too much free time on his hands now. Hurry up, have him replace the roof or something!

17 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

 

 

Oh and I found a chocolate bar and I ate it all

 

Aren't you allergic to chocolate?

[Ontarkie 14,372]

9 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

 

 

Aren't you allergic to chocolate?

Yes, but what am I not allergic too??

12 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

That chicken sure look yummy 😋

She's a good chicken, lays 3.0 oz eggs often. A large is 2.0 oz

[SAT 9,609]

4 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Yes, but what am I not allergic too??

She's a good chicken, lays 3.0 oz eggs often. A large is 2.0 oz

 

1- paper

 

2- how much does the drumstick weigh?

[Ontarkie 14,372]

3 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

1- paper

 

2- how much does the drumstick weigh?

1- with my luck I'm probably allergic to it too

 

2- i think Camille weights about 5-6 lbs, she's not even my big girl. Scarlet is huge compared to her and one other of my girls is a close second I would not doubt that they are pushing 8+ Let me see if I have a good picture of them. oh and these ones are not on the kids protected list. One day the Hillbilly will get them. 

[Ontarkie 14,372]

Here is Scarlet  

 

and this one is Calypso 

These two are the biggest. 

[Scottish Mernymph 514]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Ah just what we needed! Someone with a scorttish accent to make fun of...

I hope you did good with the chemo. 

Say, isn't that guy from scortlind? 

Bornd....James Bornd....

 

Le Tits Now lmao

I did very well with the chemo, thankyou Sat, pleased to say I'm cancer free now.

Thanks Ontarkie, looks like a coupla folks will be joining me tomorrow afterall....fingers crossed.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

 

#### that means Dutch has too much free time on his hands now. Hurry up, have him replace the roof or something!

 

 

He's got to remove a lot of sand from our backyard and build me a fire pit.  

[SAT 9,609]

4 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

He's got to remove a lot of sand from our backyard and build me a fire pit.  

 

Slave driver...

Poor Dutch...work like ox, eat like rabbit...

[SAT 9,609]

54 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Here is Scarlet  

 

and this one is Calypso 

These two are the biggest. 

 

That's a fat chicken all right  😋

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

Ok back to Scottish jokes...we have any Scottish jokes?

That red coat Trudi must have a couple...

 

Oh yes I got one...

Did you hear about the scot who died in the pie eating contest? The cow stepped on his head....wait, that's a Polish joke....

 

Ok...how can you tell if a fur coat is made in Scotland? It has tire marks on it....wait, that's an Arkansas joke....

 

#### where's Trudi?

[TBoneTX 45,849]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Here is Scarlet  

See below, see D ma'am...

1 hour ago, SAT said:

and this one is Calypso 

And today (July Many'th) is National Fried Chicken Day, si and whee D ma'am!!!!  

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Fried_Chicken_Day

[Ontarkie 14,372]

It's raining now and my feet are still cold. I had to go get socks on. 

[TBoneTX 45,849]

8 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Chicago Bears are unnecessary, obviously.

(Okay, I lived a few years in Wisconsin as a kid)

Chicago isn't in Wyoming, no and  man.

6 hours ago, SAT said:

I'm on the brink of letting her annoying #### go...

When Ontarklar's chicken-pen freezes over, yeah right as if man.

4 hours ago, Scottish Mernymph said:

I appreciate life happens but when you try to organise a bucket list item to tick off & they say they'll join me & then all drop out last minute......hurrumph

We sell pre-owned toilet seats (POTSs) to suit every need, si man.

3 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

our cat got scanned at the vet today

At Steveklar's last doc appointment, they told him, "We x-rayed your head, and found nothing," obvious man.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I found a chocolate bar and I ate it all

Good smart Ontarklar!  Good, GOOD smart SMART Ontarklar!

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

A basement bedroom that floods IS NOT a habitable bedroom.

Alligators and amphibians can live there,  Nola-B. ma'am.

3 hours ago, SAT said:

That chicken sure look yummy

It should, because it's National Fried Chicken Day, whee man!

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

She's a good chicken

Especially on National Fried Chicken Day, eat heartily man!

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I would not doubt that they are pushing Many+ Let me see if I have a good picture of them. oh and these ones are not on the kids protected list. One day the Hillbilly will get them. 

Perfect for National Fried Chicken Day, make sure Hillbilly doesn't miss it man!