shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[Asia 2,498]

27 minutes ago, mrmvkjts said:

Now here, were hitting a BIG problem tho....my math skills are already very low to not existent, how am I supposed to know P-Math?!  Are there P-Math tutors? If not, this criteria is NOT FAIR! 

 

According to T-Bone, P-Math is the easiest way to describe/count things

Cause you only need three numbers. Well two, actually. 1, 2 and Many. So as you can see anything above 2 is Many

[SAT 9,609]

I forgot it's the long weekend and went to the office...

But there are 3 highly dedicated peeps here...

24 minutes ago, Asia said:

According to T-Bone, P-Math is the easiest way to describe/count things

Cause you only need three numbers. Well two, actually. 1, 2 and Many. So as you can see anything above 2 is Many

 

In Poland, theres only 20 hours in a day...

[SAT 9,609]

54 minutes ago, mrmvkjts said:

My name: Queen of Austria or also known as Miri

 

 

This thread is politically incorrect, so you can be a queen, a king, a princess, whatever floats your boat. 

 

Miri Miri....isn't that some kind of Portuguese/ Brazilian cuisine? It's delicious 😋

[mrmvkjts 459]

3 hours ago, Asia said:

According to T-Bone, P-Math is the easiest way to describe/count things

Cause you only need three numbers. Well two, actually. 1, 2 and Many. So as you can see anything above 2 is Many

THat‘s perfect...pretty much as far as I can count 

3 hours ago, SAT said:

 

This thread is politically incorrect, so you can be a queen, a king, a princess, whatever floats your boat. 

 

Miri Miri....isn't that some kind of Portuguese/ Brazilian cuisine? It's delicious 😋

Queen Miri works best 😋

 

I actually don’t know that I’m a cuisine but I think Mirimiri is a traditional maori massage technique 

[SAT 9,609]

Nippon sure put up a great fight, like they did in WW II...

But Belgium kicked their azz...

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

25 minutes ago, SAT said:

Nippon sure put up a great fight, like they did in WW II...

But Belgium kicked their azz...

If we're talking Belgium and WWII it's probably best to note that they resisted the blitzkreig for all of about 2 days. German tanks didn't have to negotiate many hills.

[SAT 9,609]

Yeah Belgians are a bunch of #####s...

[NikLR 13,231]

Lady at work...

 

Why do I only have 30 hours?

 

Because you took leave?

 

But I cant survive on 30 hours.  I need 40 hours.

 

Okay

A) I told you about the 30 hours when I posted the schedule 3 weeks ago. 

B) how am I supposed to know it's not pto?

C) NO one gets 40 hours.  Learn to stay late and arrive early like the rest of us... 

"Everyone else gets what they want!"

D) oh no they dont.  You may think that but they dont. 

E) are you using pto for Aug because you're off for 10 days... I cant give you 40 hours when you're not friggin available

And

F) I am not at work! Why are you randomly texting me and asking me to work on my days off?! You don't pay me.  Get off my back. 

[SAT 9,609]

Tell her that I said to go ## herself

 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We will sell you access to previous Rant threads and the previous pages of this thread, si D2 ma'am.

 

Actually, because your rented casa in Austin will most definitely need Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, and we know that you will want only the best and will therefore order only from us (at your handsome 0.000001% discount), we will help you now, si D2 ma'am.

 

We presume that you are present for this intense on-line class, so we shall dispense with calling the roll, on a roll D2 ma'am.

 

P-math and P-lingo are easy, see below ma'am:

 

Numerical system, see ma'am:  0, 1, 2, and Many

 

Polish geography lesson, see ma'am:

If you live in Gdansk, you are a North Pole, oj tak

If you live in Krakow, you are a South Pole, oj tak

If you live in Wroclaw, you are a Lower Silesian Commie-babe, oj tak

 

Polish cultural lesson, see ma'am:

National Holiday = Dzień Kolumba (celebrated every July Many'th), oj tak

 

Term, see ma'am:  Oj tak

Meaning, see ma'am:  Si man

 

Term, see ma'am:  Oj nie

Meaning, see ma'am:  No man

 

Term, see ma'am:  Zlotyswarkowskcyzykwyzklcyzyk

Meaning, see ma'am:  Any term (or name) not already defined above

 

Term, see ma'am:  Bad Asia!  Bad, BAD Asia!

Meaning, see ma'am:  Bad Asia!  Bad, BAD Asia!

 

You will almost certainly be tested on the above at your visa interview, oj tak.  Class dismissed, bye man.

Jesus I'm more nervous about this interview than the actual immigration interview!

 

I don't know if i'm more or less confused. I'm amused. Confamused!

 

[trudi 1,317]

Rednecks pneumonia has improved enough for him to get out of bed, this meant I could finally get into the bathroom with the hammer - awesome fun and bathroom nearly stripped out 😁

[SAT 9,609]

You probably gave him with your demolition...

[TBoneTX 45,849]

17 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

My name: Queen of Austria or also known as Miri whichever you prefer, I‘ll respond to both!

Your official Rant-Thread name is QA ma'am, si QA ma'am.

17 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

how am I supposed to know P-Math?!  Are there P-Math tutors?

We just explained it quite thoroughly in a thread just above,  QA ma'am!

17 hours ago, Asia said:

According to T-Bone, P-Math is the easiest way to describe/count things

Smart Asia!  Smart, SMART Asia!

17 hours ago, Asia said:

Cause you only need Many numbers.

P-math-failing Asia!  P-math-failing, P-MATH-FAILING Asia!

17 hours ago, Asia said:

Well two, actually. 1, 2 and Many.

This is Many numbers, oj tak!  What have you been drinking, young lady?

Drunk Asia!  Drunk, DRUNK Asia!

17 hours ago, Asia said:

So as you can see anything above 2 is Many

Plagiarism, see our thread man!  Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 45,849]

16 hours ago, SAT said:

there are Many highly dedicated peeps here...

Number of dedicated peeps highly precised,  man.

16 hours ago, SAT said:

In Poland, theres only Many hours in a day...

Number of Polish daytime hours precised,  man.

[TBoneTX 45,849]

13 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

Queen Miri works best

We already named you, see above QA ma'am!

Bad QA ma'am!  Bad, BAD QA ma'am!