shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[TBoneTX 46,426]

7 hours ago, SAT said:

This is a Fook...

We can just imagine the poor little Many-year-old coming home to see his mother sliced up, perish the thought man...

[TBoneTX 46,426]

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Working further on the "Hosed in Guayaquil" monster thread-to-be.

We are majorly urinated, all over again.

We ground our teeth for a couple of hours in bed last night, truncated zzz we man.

We nearly off-dozed all day, consequently man.

 

On June Many'th, the precise Many'th anniversary of the second hosing, we have a plan, plan we man.

We shall bring Mrs. T-B. a Manyzen roses, collect her in our arms, plant a massive kiss on her, and shout "Take that, bleeping consulate!", plan we man.

 

Afterwards, of course, we shall call the rubias per routine, back to normal we man.

[trudi 1,317]

You know how you read about people walking in and doing their biometrics whenever they fancy? Not in Greer you can't, they won't let me in the building until 15 mins before my appointment 

[SAT 9,609]

Annoying stuff....

I bought a shirt, Macys online...

I fill the cart with a hunner dollarz of stuff so I get free shipping. 

The shirt is great, but it's damaged at the collar. 

Exchange is not offered as an option. 

So ok, I return the thing. 

Now, wanting to buy it again, I no longer need a hunner dollarz worth of stuff. 

So now I gotta pay 11 dollars shipping? 

No way man....

[SAT 9,609]

CDH They found the #### that you left behind at Woodstock....

 

https://nypost.com/2018/06/21/what-archaeologists-digging-at-woodstock-hope-to-find/

[SAT 9,609]

They managed to reattach the fook lady's arm. But her Fook husband is running around loose...

 

https://nypost.com/2018/06/22/pregnant-womans-arm-reattached-after-husband-hacked-it-off-cops/

[TBoneTX 46,426]

15 hours ago, trudi said:

You know how you read about people walking in and doing their biometrics whenever they fancy? Not in Greer you can't

Abuse-T-ma'am-ing biometrics people!  Abuse-T-ma'am-ing, ABUSE-T-MA'AM-ING biometrics people!

[TBoneTX 46,426]

15 hours ago, SAT said:

The shirt is great, but it's damaged at the collar. 

Exchange is not offered as an option. 

Get the nanny to fix it, make loud self useful man.

And who's wasteful enough to order from Macy's, huh and duh man?

Find something perfect* at resale shop, send to cleaners, enjoy for pennies on the dollar man.

 

*which YOU get to inspect personally before purchasing, extra boon man

[TBoneTX 46,426]

Heat indices here to be in the Manyple digits this weekend, parboiled we man.

Must mow lawns at both casas, too, intrepid we man.

Did go out this morn to nuke two huge hills of hormigas del fuego with Amdro, die suckers man.

[TBoneTX 46,426]

Returned to casa after yet another record-smashing week of selling POTSs, business typhoon we man.

Mrs. T-B. had coffee/dinner party with two amigas + mentor amigo, yak yak yak in Spanish everyone man.

When they talked in Spanish, we couldn't understand a word, no comprendo we man.

When they talked in English, Mama-Mrs.-T-B. couldn't understand a word, no comprendo senior she man.

And neither amiga was a rubia, no man.

 

In their presence, Mrs. T-B. called us "sweetie" Many (2+2) times, what's up with that man.

After the Many'th time, we accused her of being febrile, out-of-her-mind she man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Mrs. T-B. didn't get much (if anything, that we recall) at Ikea, no Nola-B. ma'am.

 

Strange, oh well.

 

 

Need anything from Fargo?  We're making the trip tomorrow.  Personally I think a trip to Winterpeg might be more enjoyable and about the same distance, but I don't have an American passport at the moment.

 

 

[TBoneTX 46,426]

2 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Need anything from Fargo?

Wells, wells... Fargo...

Go far to Fargo, huh ma'am?

Why are you going, huh ma'am?

3 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I don't have an American passport at the moment.

Furrin Nola-B. ma'am!  Furrin, FURRIN Nola-B. ma'am!

[TBoneTX 46,426]

Obviously no nap on Fri., and lousy sleep overnight, so we are out-wiped, need zzz man.

In fact, we are dropping off right here, need zzz man.

Mornin', and probably afternoon/evenin', absent and Fargoing babes with refulgent reputation-point inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

26 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Wells, wells... Fargo...

Go far to Fargo, huh ma'am?

Why are you going, huh ma'am?

Furrin Nola-B. ma'am!  Furrin, FURRIN Nola-B. ma'am!

 

Mostly just to get out of our usual routine - but I'm getting some Fiestaware at Macy's, going to Duluth Trading, and need to stop at Ulta.  I also require my once a year Chipotle.

 

It takes over 2 hours, I think.

 

LOL, more like fat Nola.  I'm refusing to renew until I'm at the weight I was with the last one.  Still have another 20-25 to go.  Unsurprisingly, our grocery bill is about 60% of what it was before.  

[TBoneTX 46,426]

On 6/23/2018 at 12:36 AM, N-o-l-a said:

Macy's

Another, infected with the spendthrift tastes of Steveklar, egad man!

On 6/23/2018 at 12:36 AM, N-o-l-a said:

our grocery bill is about Many% of what it was before.  

Foto of skinnier or fatter grocery bill now, see man.