shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[TBoneTX 45,863]

We are on our Many'rd bottle of G2 and none has come out yet, dehydrated we man.

 

A couple of days ago, we bought Many (2+2) cans of Pringles BBQ cheaps, coupon + discount man.

We have eaten toucans already, ingest we man.

We have eaten almost one of the remaining toucans, ingest we man.

These cheaps are addictive, repeat ingest we man!

[TBoneTX 45,863]

We have just finished the Many'rd can of cheaps, ingest fully we man.

This means that we have eaten not just toucans, but Manycans, good at tropical birds & P-math we man.

 

Important note, see man:

Only one week left to order a Father's Day pre-owned toilet seat, act now man.

A handsome 0.0000001% discount applies to the first Many people who mention this ad, act now man.

This offer can expire or be rescinded without notice, act now man.

[TBoneTX 45,863]

2 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

toucans

We have confirmed that when toucans get divorced, they become onecans, si man.

And if the female is a dancer, she's a cancan, she man.

We thought that you would like to know these crucial details, oj tak.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with appallingly unallocated reputation-point inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

15 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Random aside:  people who can't even afford their own bills getting pets, especially dogs, baffles me.  They are so expensive and have a tendency to make renting and working long hours hard.  

 

I didn't know this until we adopted this last dog.... But in NYC, if you have some kind of a benefit card, you get free pet care at many mobile clinics....

[SAT 9,609]

And, someone got a hold of my Costco Visa #

Charged 45 bucks on iTunes....

[cdneh 3,112]

Not having a good day.

I've been ringing my NZ flatmate for about 4 days with no result.  I did manage to get through last night, and although I could hear her, she couldn't hear me. I did have an email late last night from her to say she was ok and to try again today.

 

This evening I got a nurse, who has been summoned by her daily caregiver.  She was concerned by her state and has called in a second nurse for another opinion. Apparently, my flatmate spent last night in her easy chair, because she could not move out of it. In fact, she cannot walk at all.  They have called her Doc to come around, and he was on the way. She is refusing any further evaluation.

 

I did speak to her, briefly. She is very breathless, but adamant she will NOT go to the hospital.

 

I wish to heaven I could get there, but I can't, not in the time, even if I had the money. I can't leave the Husband either.  

[TBoneTX 45,863]

Terribly sorry to hear it, si and sigh Eh ma'am.

Cardiac problems, if she's breathless and can't get up?

Keep us informed, please Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,863]

18 hours ago, SAT said:

in NYC, if you have some kind of a benefit card, you get free pet care at many mobile clinics....

Nueva York filled with charity cases, Texas filled with self-reliant rugged individualists, obvious man.

17 hours ago, SAT said:

And, someone got a hold of my Costco Visa #

Charged Many bucks on iTunes....

Were they good iTunes, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,863]

Laundry rants, minor grrrs man:

 

1.  Mrs. T-B. outdid herself in fouling kitchen rags & dishmats, prolific she man.  Wasn't even room in the load for our lawnmowing duds, no man.

 

2.  We hate it when loads (towels, particularly) fail to drain completely and we have to Spin Cycle them again, sigh man.

 

On the bright side, we have a very fluffy feline on our lap, affectionate miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,863]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Despite two "why did we bother driving by here" GSs, 'twas a successful day, see man:

 

-- 2 books for Mini-B.; leather cover for memo pad = $2, OK man

-- Many (2+2) books & T-shirt for Mini-B. = $2 + half a buck, steal man

-- Many (2+2) VOMany (VO[2+2+1]) conditioners = $2, steal man

-- Many (2x2x2) dish-towels, Many (2+1) teaspoons, Many (2+1) tablespoons, serving-fork, 

     short pants, Astros World Series shirt, full container Morton salt = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 + 2+1 + half a buck)

Edited June 10, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,863]

Got urgent-voiced call from Mama T-B. that Uncle T-B. needed aid, senior he man.

He had tried to go grocery-shopping on Friday, shop senior he man.

The electric cart ran out of juice, so he abandoned his errand, frustrating man.

 

Before we retrieved Mini-B. from Mama T-B., we called Uncle T-B., we call senior he man.

We got his list of Many (2+2) needed comestibles, record we man.

We picked these up, no problem for we man.

 

Then, Mini-B. & we visited Uncle T-B., same complex as Mama T-B. man.

Very nice visit, si man.

Mini-B. showed Uncle T-B. Mini-B.'s Beyblades, new craze for wee man.

Uncle T-B. appreciative of errand, appreciative senior he man.

We told him that if mobility or outdoor heat hampered his errand-running, to call us anytime, open offer man.

[TBoneTX 45,863]

Mrs. T-B. took a placement-type test for her upcoming 2-week skool, study she man.

She felt reasonably OK about it, OK she man.

[TBoneTX 45,863]

After GS-ing and visiting Mama T-B. & Uncle T-B., we headed out again on errands, tired we man.

After nearly Many hours, we returned to mow the back yard, do the needful we man.

We are officially sick of mowing, sick we man.

However, for the first time, we did back yard without stopping & on one sweatband, miracle man.

We then showered and blessedly napped, clean zzz we man.

[trudi 1,317]

8 hours ago, cdneh said:

Not having a good day.

I've been ringing my NZ flatmate for about 4 days with no result.  I did manage to get through last night, and although I could hear her, she couldn't hear me. I did have an email late last night from her to say she was ok and to try again today.

 

This evening I got a nurse, who has been summoned by her daily caregiver.  She was concerned by her state and has called in a second nurse for another opinion. Apparently, my flatmate spent last night in her easy chair, because she could not move out of it. In fact, she cannot walk at all.  They have called her Doc to come around, and he was on the way. She is refusing any further evaluation.

 

I did speak to her, briefly. She is very breathless, but adamant she will NOT go to the hospital.

 

I wish to heaven I could get there, but I can't, not in the time, even if I had the money. I can't leave the Husband either.  

That's the hardest place to be, stuck between 2 world's

I'll keep you both in my prayers

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

On 6/9/2018 at 6:18 AM, SAT said:

And, someone got a hold of my Costco Visa #

Charged 45 bucks on iTunes....

Were they good tunes?

 

Edit: I see TB is interested in the answer to this Q too.

Edited June 10, 2018 by Russ&Caro