shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[TBoneTX 45,865]

Texas wiring first-world, Nueva York wiring Many'rd-world, see above man.

[TBoneTX 45,865]

Cleared store shelf of grape G2, timing is everything man.

 

Popped into bank to cash a small POTS check ($Many,000,000), $i man.

Managers & staff hastily dropped to floor and groveled appropriately, proper behavior man.

Newish employee failed to react immediately, freeze fight or flight man.

Manager intensely whispered, "You fool!  Venerate the filthy-wealthy business typhoon now!"

We, in a good mood, observed to the delinquent, "That's funny, man; you don't LOOK newish, no man."

Bank branch closed just after we left, certainly for POTS-typhoon-sensitivity training, not bad idea periodically man.

[TBoneTX 45,865]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

 

This reminds us of a joke, see man:

 

An electrician paused during a job, and said to his assistant, "Bill, grab that black wire."

The assistant complied.

"Feel anything?" asked the electrician.

"No," said Bill.

"Good!" said the electrician.  "I was wondering which was which.  Now, for God's sake, don't touch that white wire -- it'll kill you!"

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Can't be any worse than ours...a coax cable emerges from the soil, there is a $2 splitter - two coax cables go back into the soil.  One for my house, one for the neighbor's.

 

I would have thought they would have those new lines buried.

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,865]

No bonus for our hilarious joke, huh huh huh Nola-B. ma'am?

[SAT 9,609]

After 6 days and about a hundred calls, we finally got fios services back...

[SAT 9,609]

Ok so, on Memorial day, a few kids on the block was eating with us, and as they complained about the internet being out, we the adults told them that this is what we did in 1995, we sat and talked, ate, etc...they were all bummed out. 

Now that the internet is restored, they're all over here asking for hamburgers!! 

The first pop up kids party on the block this year. I'm like, feeding 5000 kids here!! Ages 3 to 14...

[SAT 9,609]

 

Doing they have their iPads back?? Leave me alone! 

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

After 6 days and about a hundred calls, we finally got fios services back...

 

Lucky you

 

It is raining here today, which means my internet is like a lazy old man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

You want to talk about depressing and bewildering?  Today's transcription topic - bank closures of the great depression including their assets and reasons for closure.

[SAT 9,609]

They were in uncharted territory in those times. We learned a lot from those mistakes...

[TBoneTX 45,865]

8 hours ago, SAT said:

I'm like, feeding Many,000 kids here!! Ages Many to Many...

And what role are their thuggy parents playing in this, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,865]

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

my internet is like a lazy old man.

Insulting Steveklar, si ma'am!  Reported!!!

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

bank closures of the great depression including their assets and reasons for closure.

"Once we built a railroad, made it run, made it race against time...

  once we built a railroad; now it's gone... Buddy, can you spare a 2x2x2+2?"

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

reasons for closure

We were not around back then to lavishly imbue them with Pre-Owned Toilet Seat receipts, simple answer Nola-B. ma'am.

Edited May 31, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,865]

The r-casa has been listed for lease for Many (2x2x2+1) days, MLS man.

It has been shown Many (2x2x2x2x2 + 2+2) times, hot property man.

Many (2+2+2+1) applications have been submitted, hot property man.

So far, only a couple of apps have any potential, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,865]

We hate the new ultra-deep sink in the casa, yuck man.

Have to dive halfway to Hell just to reach stuff to warsh, what's the purpose in THAT man.

Faucet-water hitting bottom sounds like a thunderstorm, decibel levels man.

Mrs. T-B. did mutter something about having made a mistake in picking it, confession she man.