shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[TBoneTX 45,649]

7 hours ago, NikLR said:

Mrs TB needs a diff dr.  Anyone who tried to do that without anesthesia, in an office, needs their license revoked imho. 

Well, we're not sure exactly what he attempted in-office, no man.

Mrs. T-B. swears by him, swear she man.

And, he C-sectioned Mini-B. into existence, birth he wee man.

7 hours ago, SAT said:

She needs a diff husband, who is willing to pay for anesthesia...

She needs the Rojo, and we need the rubias, truth be told man.

[TBoneTX 45,649]

6 hours ago, cyberfx1024 said:

that is just for my muscles and then I use the gym on base

We have a saying here, see man:  If you're healthy enough to exercise, you're healthy enough NOT to, truth man.

[TBoneTX 45,649]

6 hours ago, SAT said:

Dye hair white to camouflage flakes, duh!

This will come naturally soon enough, time passes man.

[TBoneTX 45,649]

6 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

my hair is super duper thick.

Imitating Ontarklar without authorization, bad Nola-B. ma'am!  Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 45,649]

We must finish out-cleaning the kitchen cabinetry tonight, deconstructive Salvadoreno coming tomorrow man.

 

No one has yet answered for 2 threads now, no answer man:  Aside from exclusive fast-food meals, how does one handle being kitchenless for Many to Many days, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,649]

4 hours ago, SAT said:

Oh, yeah, office manager,  leave, asked, and leave, did,  yesterday. 

Someone new, need, MBA, must, experience, Many years min...

Him, enough, had...

Below, man, see...

3 hours ago, SAT said:

BBQ, office, have, treat, petty cash, drawer...

Imitation, Steveklar, unauthorized, Yoda, of, reported!!! man...

[TBoneTX 45,649]

6 hours ago, NikLR said:

I cut out an arm

Disarmed Niki-B. ma'am!  Disarmed, DISARMED Niki-B. ma'am!

[Ontarkie 14,309]

5 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

We must finish out-cleaning the kitchen cabinetry tonight, deconstructive Salvadoreno coming tomorrow man.

 

No one has yet answered for 2 threads now, no answer man:  Aside from exclusive fast-food meals, how does one handle being kitchenless for Many to Many days, huh man?

Use the BBQ and paper plates. Or a bucket and soap to start scrubbing. Haven't you ever gone camping?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

6 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Use the BBQ and paper plates. Or a bucket and soap to start scrubbing. Haven't you ever gone camping?

 

Or been without power for any length of time?  It was near two weeks for us after Irene.  

[SAT 9,609]

Or been on a Norwegian cruise, and had to krap in a bucket? 

Or been stuck in an Ikea, and have to survive on horse meat 🐎?

Or be the world's most interesting man, and ran out of dos equis? 

 

[Ontarkie 14,309]

Exactly 

 

I loved my wood stove in Canada. Power goes out no biggie still had heat and easy to cook on too. No power here we cooked Christmas supper on the BBQ. It was so worth no power just to have snow for Christmas. It was the only year it actually felt like Christmas. 

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

29 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

 

 

I loved my wood stove in Canada. 

 

 

 

Now you love your outhouse in Arkansas?

 

[TBoneTX 45,649]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  Use the BBQ and paper plates.

2.  Haven't you ever gone camping?

1.  We don't have use for a BBQ*, no man, nor would Mrs. T-B. know how, no she man.

      And Mrs. T-B. probably did away with all our paper plates that we so painstakingly aggregated, sigh man.

2.  How redneckish, pffft D ma'am.

*except to barbecue the ####### Guayaquil consulate, grrr still man

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

Or been without power for any length of time?  It was near two weeks for us after Irene.  

It was Many powerless days (2+2+2+some) after Ike, so there Nola-B. ma'am.

We were still Mrs.-T-B.-less and lived out of cans, fine with us man.

Mrs. T-B. still isn't civilized enough to eat from cans, retraining necessary of she man.

Edited May 2, 2018 by TBoneTX

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Went to see the Avengers last night.

 

The little ones gave me heck for not taking them haha. 

 

 

Admittedly, I have read nothing about the Avengers Infinity War movie but I'm rather stumped by the implied premise. Obtain an infinite # of Marvel superheroes, pit them all against a single villain, Thanos, and they...

 

stomp him to dust?

are given a good fight, infinity against 1, but ultimately beat him?

lose to Thanos?

or, maybe the Infinity men and women aren't able to prevent Thanos from punching a continent sized crater into planet earth before finally vanquishing him. There's gotta be some collateral damage, right?

 

Maybe I just don't get the whole superhero thing anymore. Used to be one superhero vs 1 villain. Nowadays you need a minimum of 3 - and if it's only 3 they have to be big ones like Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman - to go against one super villain. More often, it's like 6 (Gaurdians of the Galaxy), or more. If you ask me, it all fell apart when Batman accepted Robin's help.

 

Yup, I'm an old curmudgeon.

 

[Ontarkie 14,309]

1 hour ago, Russ&Caro said:

Admittedly, I have read nothing about the Avengers Infinity War movie but I'm rather stumped by the implied premise. Obtain an infinite # of Marvel superheroes, pit them all against a single villain, Thanos, and they...

 

stomp him to dust?

are given a good fight, infinity against 1, but ultimately beat him?

lose to Thanos?

or, maybe the Infinity men and women aren't able to prevent Thanos from punching a continent sized crater into planet earth before finally vanquishing him. There's gotta be some collateral damage, right?

 

Maybe I just don't get the whole superhero thing anymore. Used to be one superhero vs 1 villain. Nowadays you need a minimum of 3 - and if it's only 3 they have to be big ones like Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman - to go against one super villain. More often, it's like 6 (Gaurdians of the Galaxy), or more. If you ask me, it all fell apart when Batman accepted Robin's help.

 

Yup, I'm an old curmudgeon.