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FINALLY.  My interview was assigned for August 28th <3 two months to go still, but so damn excited!   it's going to take 561 days of dread between when we filed the paperwork and th

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After two years of long distance, tears, frustration, paperwork, money, stress, wondering...     I WAS APPROVED!!!!! like, finally! just waiting for the VISA to go back to the U.S!

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I just came from the worst BBQ ever!    And, these 2 idiot kids kept bullying my daughter. 12 and 13 year old boys, kept telling my daughter and other little girls "screw you", among other t

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11 minutes ago, Russ&Caro said:

Arkansas, Pentecostal preachers, drug houses... this sounds a lot like the Netflix series The Ozarks set next door in Missouri.

We are, after all, in the Ozarks. :D

I can explain it to you. But I can't understand it for you.

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5 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Who knows what he's into (enterprise corruption). 

This goes on all over, it's rampant. 

It's all fun and games, until the feds show up and "Rico's" everybody's stupid Azz...

He's got to be in his late 70's now. You see him from time to time, out tooling around the local roads on his golf cart. Not that there are any actual golf courses anywhere near here...

I can explain it to you. But I can't understand it for you.

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Thanks all, I learned a lot about police process from you today!

 

MIL is on the plane, look out Colorado she's all yours for the next week 😁

 

Because drama follows her everywhere she set off every alarm in TSA. She very nearly found herself in a room for a more in-depth search. I suspect eldest step daughter is using more than the weed she used to use and that she has handled MIL's bags...

Everything crossed for a smooth and stress free journey

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22 minutes ago, trudi said:

Thanks all, I learned a lot about police process from you today!

 

MIL is on the plane, look out Colorado she's all yours for the next week 😁

 

Because drama follows her everywhere she set off every alarm in TSA. She very nearly found herself in a room for a more in-depth search. I suspect eldest step daughter is using more than the weed she used to use and that she has handled MIL's bags...

Oh dear :D Maybe, they'd just keep her out there?

I can explain it to you. But I can't understand it for you.

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7 hours ago, SAT said:

Man I've been back from vacation for what, Many days? I've been up to my nose for like Many and a half of them.

I need a few days off again....

What are you rambling about, huh man?

 

We've confirmed, multiple times (precisely, Many times), in multiple (precisely, Many) Rant Threads, that you do No Work, put feet up on desk and wonder what's for lunch man.

 

Now make yourself useful and provide a hurricane report, si man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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1 hour ago, mrmvkjts said:

I feel you!!!

You keep your cotton-pickin' hands to yourself, si QA ma'am!

Molestation and harassment are crimes, si QA ma'am!

Imprisonable QA ma'am!  Imprisonable, IMPRISONABLE QA ma'am!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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10 hours ago, cdneh said:

Between here and town 2/Many'rds of the letterboxes all have the same surname on them, his.

       The Arkansas police judge called the next case.  "What's the charge against this here fellow?" he asked the policeman.

       "The charge is Bigotry, yer Honor," said the cop.  "He's got Many (2+1) wives."

       "Many (2+1) wives?!" thundered the judge.  "Why, you moron, that ain't Bigotry -- that's Trigonometry!"

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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       Returning home from work, a rubia was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.  She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.  The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-Many (K-[2x2x2+1]) unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

       As the K-Many officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the rubia ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
       Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I came home to find all my possessions stolen.  I call the police for help, and what do they do?  They send me a blind policeman!"

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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On 9/9/2018 at 8:17 PM, TBoneTX said:

Time to pick a new thread name, si man, and it is long past being our turn, ignored we man.

 

We recommend the following, in this order, see man:

  1.  Buy Your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat Now or Rant in Vain, $i Man

  2.  Purchase Your POTS Presently or Rant Fruitlessly, Si Man

Many.  Pull Up Your Big-Boy Rants*

 

*and Buy a POTS, $i Man

Time's approachin' to pick the new thread's name, whee man.

We like Choice #1, #2, and #Many, in that order, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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On 9/9/2018 at 7:17 PM, TBoneTX said:

Time to pick a new thread name, si man, and it is long past being our turn, ignored we man.

 

We recommend the following, in this order, see man:

  1.  Buy Your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat Now or Rant in Vain, $i Man

  2.  Purchase Your POTS Presently or Rant Fruitlessly, Si Man

Many.  Pull Up Your Big-Boy Rants*

 

*and Buy a POTS, $i Man

Just that, man.

mrmvkjts Community Regular

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On 9/10/2018 at 3:17 AM, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating repartee this Sunday, yawn man.

 

Time to pick a new thread name, si man, and it is long past being our turn, ignored we man.

 

We recommend the following, in this order, see man:

  1.  Buy Your Pre-Owned Toilet Seat Now or Rant in Vain, $i Man

  2.  Purchase Your POTS Presently or Rant Fruitlessly, Si Man

Many.  Pull Up Your Big-Boy Rants*

 

*and Buy a POTS, $i Man

let's have a big boy rant thread!!!! :D

 

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

You keep your cotton-pickin' hands to yourself, si QA ma'am!

Molestation and harassment are crimes, si QA ma'am!

Imprisonable QA ma'am!  Imprisonable, IMPRISONABLE QA ma'am!

that wouldn't look good at my interview now, would it?

 
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