shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[SAT 9,609]

In the past week, it was either 92, or 62. Why can't I have 82 degrees??

It's been a bone chilling miserable rain for 2 days now...

[TBoneTX 45,655]

13 hours ago, SAT said:

In the past week, it was either Many, or Many. Why can't I have Many degrees??

Move to Poland and you'll get your wish, oj tak.

Except for the incipient hurricane, still Texas weather Many Nueva York weather sucky man.

[TBoneTX 45,655]

Our Repair Hondureño came on Mon. and can replace not only the broken closet-rod but all the others, promise he man.

 

In prep for replacing one of the others, we removed all of our suits from it, major suitor we man.

We tried them all on to check for necessary repairs, try we man.

We are depressed, sigh man.

We have no prayer of ever fitting into Many (2x2x2) -- yes, Many (2x2x2) -- of our Many (2x2x2x2+2+1) suits ever again, oj nie.

And most of those are the good Many-button ([2+2]-button) resale finds, sigh man.

At least all of our Jones Nueva York suits still fit, all resale finds man.

 

Does anyone know if suit coats can be expanded by tailors, huh man?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Does anyone know if suit coats can be expanded by tailors, huh man?

 

Only ever so slightly if there is some extra in the seam allowance.  Not enough to make it fit you if it is already too small.

 

🤗 The Dane comes back tonight.  He doesn't seem to be in a good mood, which I'm hoping is just due to exhaustion. 

[TBoneTX 45,655]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Only ever so slightly if there is some extra in the seam allowance.  Not enough to make it fit you if it is already too small.

We suspected this, sigh man.  Well, add 2 more to the Many (2x2x2) for a total of Many (2x2x2+2), sigh man.

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

The Dane comes back tonight.  He doesn't seem to be in a good mood, which I'm hoping is just due to exhaustion. 

Try to replace the exhaustion with inhaustion, si Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,655]

National holidays this week for which one needs to order a commemorative pre-owned toilet seat, see man:

 

Wed., Sept. Many'th

National Report Medicare Fraud Day

National Video Games Day

National Chocolate Milkshake Day

 

Thurs., Sept. Many'th

National Peanut Day

 

Fri., Sept. Many'th

National Virginia Day

National Cream-Filled Donut Day

 

Sat., Sept. Many'th

National Cheese Toast Day

National Double Cheeseburger Day

National Hug Your Boss Day

 

Sun., Sept. Many'th

National Play-Doh Day

National Cinnamon Raisin Bread Day

National Working Parents Day

Wife Appreciation Day

 

Mention one of the above occasions when ordering and enjoy a 0.000001% discount off full retail, whee man!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I wonder if I'll get anything for Wife Appreciation Day?  I mean, every day is pretty much wife appreciation day anyway, but it could be turned up a little.

 

I don't like 9/11 - I hope our kids don't have to experience anything like that.

 

In other news, politics removed, I'm sad about the status quo remaining so in Sweden.  😩

[TBoneTX 45,655]

10 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I wonder if I'll get anything for Wife Appreciation Day?  I mean, every day is pretty much wife appreciation day anyway, but it could be turned up a little.

Most husbands readily purchase their lovely wives multiple attractive, versatile pre-owned toilet seats (standard or customized) upon the very first mention thereof, have hope Nola-B. ma'am.

 

We can easily whip up a "poop on the status quo in Sweden" model, knock 0.000001% off the retail price & design fees, and get it to you in time for Sunday if you order now, si Nola-B. ma'am and helpful we man.

 

And remember that most people install the special holiday designs for Hallowe'en, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, get your order in early for those too and beat the mad rush ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,655]

Our Repair Hondureño appeared as promised and ready to work, industrious RH he man.

In just Many (2+2) hours, he replaced Many (2+1) closet rods and fixed Mini-B.'s closet door, capable RH he man.

 

These closet rods are solid as the Rock of Gibraltar and will never come down, rock our soul man.

A Many00-lb gorilla could swing from them and not budge them, no man.

Heck, Mrs. T-B. herself could swing from them and not budge them, no she man.

 

As a surprise bonus amidst the $Many price for the job, the RH even painted our walk-in closet, thorough he man.

[TBoneTX 45,655]

The RH can be quite funny, funny RH he man.

When he was remodeling our kitchen back in May, he was dually a travel agent for Honduras, dual he man.

 

In his limited English, he cheerily said to us, "Have you been to Honduras?  You need to go -- is beautiful country.  In my city of Teguc [Tegucigalpa], are Many,000 people and much to do.  Many bolillos [gringos] like you come to visit."

 

When he called us (a gringo) a bolillo, we nearly cracked up, fond descriptive slang for us gringos man.

Almost as funny as being called pan blanco (white bread), fond descriptive Mexican slang for us gringos man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I got a line with blisters on it a few days back on my chest.  My first thought was that it was poison ivy because I had been gardening and so had the Dane.  I'm not sure if it was, but doctor google has told me I'm dying from breast cancer, which is great because my mother had it last year.  The line is gone, but it one area, it is pitted and forming a scar - I'm not sure why since I didn't pop it or scratch it.

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,655]

23 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I got a line with blisters on it a few days back on my chest.

Foto of blistered, ivy-poisoned, scarred, pitted, unpopped, unscratched Nola-B. now, see ma'am.

 

Blistered, ivy-poisoned, scarred, pitted, unpopped, unscratched Nola-B.!  Blistered, BLISTERED ivy-poisoned IVY-POISONED scarred SCARRED pitted PITTED unpopped UNPOPPED unscratched UNSCRATCHED Nola-B.!

[TBoneTX 45,655]

26 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

back on my chest

Actually, if your back is on your chest, you have more problems than those enumerated just above, si and sigh Nola-B. ma'am.

 

Foto of back-chested Nola-B. now, see ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,655]

11 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I wonder if I'll get anything for Wife Appreciation Day?

If Mrs. T-B. asks this, I'll find her a Rojo, si and whee man.

This would automatically turn the occasion into Rubia Appreciation Day, si and whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,655]

Scintillating repartee all day, yawn man.

 

We are angry with Mrs. T-B., grrrr we at she man.

During the closet-rod repair, we moved all our suits to the other bedroom, moving experience man.

We carefully tried on each and separated the good from the need-repairing, bifurcate we man.

At some point, Mrs. T-B. stacked them all together,  man.

Now we must refigure which was which, fortunately made a brief list man.

We asked her if she'd moved them; she said "I don't remember," ADD she man.

She has never learned that we put/leave things in places for reasons, ADD she man.

And she got mad when we got mad, some nerve man.

When will chicas learn never to touch our stuff, not EVER man?!

Edited September 13, 2018 by TBoneTX