shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[TBoneTX 45,659]

We see that our favorite Polish Commie-babe is up, see Asia ma'am.

Bad things happen after midnight, oj tak.

Naughty Asia!  Naughty, NAUGHTY Asia!

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De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', naughty Commie- and other babes with reputation-point inventories!

[TBoneTX 45,659]

Scintillating repartee since last night, yawn man.

 

Perfect opportunity to remind you to order your commemorative POTS for National Salami Day tomorrow, don't delay man!

[Ontarkie 14,320]

I sent the Hillbilly to go get them. I have had enough of that place. 

 

 

Speaking of the Hillbilly he took the truck to work instead of his bike. We were supposed to go to the library today for the HS hour. Guess that is out now  

[SAT 9,609]

Break out the quad, duh!

[Ontarkie 14,320]

Day 1 part one of grocery shopping is done. 

I'm also late getting my Christmas baking started. I'll do chocolate zucchini bread tomorrow. With my script or prednisone I should have the energy to get lots done

[TBoneTX 45,659]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm also late getting my Christmas baking started.

You should have started early last December,  D ma'am.

Happily, you are plenty early to order your Christmas POTSs, beat the rush man.

[TBoneTX 45,659]

Didn't rain at the casa today, How Dry We Are man.

However, had a crush of POTS orders for National Salami Day and had to work late, industrious we man.

Then, we had to retrieve our dry-cleaning, dapper we man.

By that time, it was too late to mow the lawn, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,659]

Cats are fascinating, miu man.

 

What other creature will awaken from a sound sleep because a spot on its fur has to be licked for Many (2x2x2x2+2+2) minutes, huh and miu man?

[Ontarkie 14,320]

I'm wide awake thanks to my steroids  

Oh have I mentioned my legs hurt thanks to the rain/pressure changes 😭

[TBoneTX 45,659]

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

have I mentioned my legs hurt

You just did, see and ouch D ma'am.

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm wide awake thanks to my steroids

Fotos of bulked-up Ontarklar now, see muscular D ma'am.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

We're going to see Toby Keith in Fargo tonight.  🎶 🤠  Now, I just have to figure out what to wear.

 

The Dane loves this song, he is so Americanized:

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

Trophie must be listening her brains out at the concert...

[TBoneTX 45,659]

We intended to leave the POTS office comfortably early enough to go casa-ward to mow the lawn before dark, plan we man.

 

We ended up pushing the limit by industriously fulfilling a rush order from a very small country that desired to bestow a pre-owned toilet seat to each of its residents in honor of its Independence Day, thoughtful foreign leadership man.

 

We fought beastly traffic going casa-ward, get out of our way man.

 

Mrs. T-B. had informed us that she was taking Mini-B. somewhere, informative she man.

At the casa, Mrs. T-B. had left the cat outside all day, ADD she man.

Second, she had not adjusted the A/C to civilized levels, ADD she man.

Many'rd, it had rained, and she did not notify us of same as we had repeatedly requested, ADD she man.

Many'th, she had hidden our new no-sweat mow-lawning gloves, ADD she man.

 

We readmitted wet cat, served cat disgusting soft glop, adjusted A/C, and attired ourself for mow-lawning, si man.

 

Lawn grass was tall, lush, and quite damp, challenging man.

Clouds parted, sun shone, and humidity rose to soup level, evaporate the rain man.

 

After fighting front yard, we installed side-discharge chute for back yard, this really blows man.

Had to lengthily rest twice, exhausted we man.

Soaked Many (2+1) of our very thickest sweatbands, all wet we man.

Finished right at sundown, somehow man.

 

Barely dragged ourself upstairs for a shower, what a drag man.

Meanwhile, Mrs. T-B. had returned, return to scene of ADD crimes she man.

She decides to take long, hot shower, at Many degrees Celsius Fahrenheit Kelvin man.

We are left standing at great length in bathroom steam room, about to fall over, go from outer to inner humidity we man.

 

After somehow off-drying/off-cooling, limped downstairs to see about din-din, inquire we man.

Mrs. T-B. said, "I told you that there was nothing here and to find your own," news to us and ADD she man.

 

We limped to pantry and found can of corned beef hash bought at an ES, try it we man.

Ate with bread to cut the grease, ingest sensibly we man.

Cat would not stay off kitchen table, persistent miu man.

We finally offered bowl with remnants to highly interested cat, feed we miu man.

Cat loves corned beef hash, new menu item man!

 

Then, we dished the warsher, necessary man.

Mrs. T-B. again had not off-rinsed plates before leaving them in sink to petrify, scrub we and ADD she man.

 

Mow-lawning job officially killed us and we are dead, gravely report we man.

Edited September 8, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,659]

De-dish cat prep Sleep Like a Dead Thing man.

Mornin', naughty Commie- and other babes with refulgent reputation-point inventories!

[NikLR 13,230]

Booked tickets to go to Canada in November.