shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, cdneh said:

True. My Mum was right. You can't tell a dill pickle nothin.

 

Old jarheads are pretty stubborn...

Like...moi...

[cdneh 3,112]

Just now, SAT said:

 

Old jarheads are pretty stubborn...

Like...moi...

You betcha. Nine feet tall and bulletproof. But if he keeps this up, he won't be getting much older.

 

Semper Fi, Mac.

[TBoneTX 45,663]

11 hours ago, cdneh said:

I finished up inside and went out to do the actual mowing

Are we reading that a wife actually does Real Work, huh man?

Novel concept, si and sigh man.

11 hours ago, cdneh said:

Will he listen in future? I very much doubt that.

After a while, it becomes clear to husbands that wives Are Not To Be Listened to, yes dear no dear whatever you say dear.

 

Case in point, read man:

 

     A weary, sweating policeman emerged from an inner room of the station.  "Well, did you give that thug the Many'rd degree?" asked the captain.

     "Yeah.  Many (2+2+2) of us kept screaming and shouting and badgering him with questions for over Many (2+2) hours," was the tired reply.

     "And what did you get out of him?" asked the captain eagerly.

     "Nothing," said the policeman disgustedly.  "All he did was doze off and from time to time murmur, 'Yes, dear.  You're right, dear.'"

Edited August 25, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,663]

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

he should have known better

See below, see D ma'am.

8 hours ago, cdneh said:

You'd think so, wouldn't you?

See below, see Eh ma'am.

8 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

they still do it... oh well

See below, QA ma'am.

 

Below, read man:  How dare you chicas rob a husband of his God-given manly right to destroy his body doing yardwork*, huh D and Eh and QA ma'ams?

 

*we didn't kill ourself quite as completely as we thought while mowing the full yard this eve, no man, but it is our right, si man

6 hours ago, cdneh said:

Semper Fi, Mac.

English-only outside the regional forums, si Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,663]

12 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I don't have that many bathrooms

Well, BUILD them, si D ma'am -- how can you ever hope to show off a representative sample of your products, huh ma'am?

12 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm trying to find a new balance between HS and POTS

Past time to give up CH (chicken husbandry), start there D ma'am.

[cdneh 3,112]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Below, read man:  How dare you chicas rob a husband of his God-given manly right to destroy his body doing yardwork*, huh D and Eh and QA ma'ams?

 

 

 

In a perfect world, and fit as a fiddle that might be true. But that is not where we live.

[NikLR 13,230]

 

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

S

 

Below, read man:  How dare you chicas rob a husband of his God-given manly right to destroy his body doing yardwork*, huh D and Eh and QA ma'ams?

 

*we didn't kill ourself quite as completely as we thought while mowing the full yard this eve, no man, but it is our right, si man

English-only outside the regional forums, si Eh ma'am!

Actually since you have a wife and children it's not your right to just purposefully overdo yard work until you drop.  Especially not in the USA where your health concerns cost us money!   If you plan on offing yourself at least have the frame of mind to have a good will, some great life insurance, and make it look like a friggin accident! 

[SAT 9,609]

2 minutes ago, NikLR said:

 

Actually since you have a wife and children it's not your right to just purposefully overdo yard work until you drop.  Especially not in the USA where your health concerns cost us money!   If you plan on offing yourself at least have the frame of mind to have a good will, some great life insurance, and make it look like a friggin accident! 

 

 

A woman goes to a psychic

the psychic says, "Oh no...I see something bad is about to happen to your husband...."

The woman says, "I already know that, just tell me whether if I'm gonna get caught!"

[TBoneTX 45,663]

15 hours ago, NikLR said:

since you have a wife and children it's not your right to just purposefully overdo yard work until you drop.

Mrs. T-B. never checks on us out there.  She's probably hoping for the day when she can call the Rojo.

15 hours ago, NikLR said:

If you plan on offing yourself at least have the frame of mind to have a good will, some great life insurance,

We have these, si Niki-B. ma'am.

15 hours ago, SAT said:

and make it look like a friggin accident! 

Q, see man:  Why do most husbands die first, huh man?

A, see man:  They want to, si man!

 

Actually, we could fake our death and then disappear with the rubias, si and whee man...

[TBoneTX 45,663]

15 hours ago, SAT said:

"I see something bad is about to happen to your husband...."

     A blonde wife suspects her husband of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.  She comes home at an unexpected time.  When she opens the door, she finds her husband in the arms of a redhead.

     The blonde wife is really angry.  She opens her purse to take out the gun.  As she does so, she is overcome with grief.  She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

     The husband yells, "No, honey -- don't do it!"

     The blonde wife replies, "Shut up!  You're next!"

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We got a very late start and had a deadline for return; nevertheless, we were successful as follows, see man.

 

The take, see man:

--- Club Room L/S shirt, new with tags = $1, steal man

-- 2 Brooks Bros. dress-shirts; Corelle bowl = $Many ($2+2+2), steal man

-- 2 pillowcases; steak knife = $1, steal man

-- Swingline stapler; office scissors = $Many-&-a-half ($[2+1] + half a buck), OK man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($[2x2x2+2+1] + half a buck)

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Mrs. T-B. & we went to our cousins' Many'th (2x2x22x2x2-2th) wedding anniversary din-din this eve, party we man.

The din-din was rather awful and gave both of us stomachaches, post-ingest ouch man.

However, it was free and a buffet, all is therefore forgiven man.

 

Our Pronto Uomo suit, Brooks Bros. shirt (see above man), A. Tadeghi tie, and ?? shoes cost us a total of $Many ($2x2x2x2+1), beat that man.

 

We quietly mentioned this to a cousin and got wide-eyed approval, take that man.

[TBoneTX 45,663]

We had to be back from ES-ing before noon so that we could take Mini-B. to lunch, bachelor ingestation we + wee man.

 

Mini-B. claimed great hunger, expressive wee man.

We verified this by offering Arby's, which he declined in favor of closer Burger King, determined wee man.

 

We lunched heartily at BK, of course with use of coupons man.

 

MIni-B. ate a whole Whopper Jr., half of a Chicken Jr., Many (2+2+2) of Many (2x2x2+1) chicken fries, and several French fries before declaring himself satiated, ingest ravenous wee man.

 

We had 2 Whoppers (one free, needless you ask) plus what Mini-B. didn't eat, ingest we man.

 

There is nothing like two wild bachelors gorging themselves on junk-food, It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This man.

Edited August 26, 2018 by TBoneTX

[NikLR 13,230]

Taking kiddo to see Christopher robin, her choice.  Wee

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,093]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Q, see man:  Why do most husbands die first, huh man?

A, see man:  They want to, si man!

 

Actually, we could fake our death and then disappear with the rubias, si and whee man...

Was just thinking I'm many (2*2*2+1) years older, don't exercise much, and don't eat healthy food. A says we will work on the last two when she gets here.