shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[SAT 9,609]

Your chickens head is in motion...

 

[TBoneTX 45,663]

11 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Math isn't my best subject by far.  

You've been getting constant, and (if we might say so) exceptionally elegant P-math lessons here,  Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,663]

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

in science we are studying objects in motion.

Then you should order our vibrating POTS -- one for you, Hillbilly, and each of your Many chilluns, si D ma'am.

Among other assets, these ensure that one's rear doesn't fall asleep during seances in the throne room, si and no man.

 

And you would already be familiar with these if you would review your updated product catalogues and resume your long-dormant independent contractorship of POTS sales, si and  D ma'am!

[SAT 9,609]

I finally put a dash cam in my car. 🚗

[TBoneTX 45,663]

When you paid, were you given the (cam)shaft, huh man?

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Someone brought some breakfast tacos to the POTS office, generous anonymous man/ma'am.

We just finished our Many'rd, ingest we man.

We are ready for a nap, need zzz we man.

[Ontarkie 14,324]

18 hours ago, SAT said:

Your chickens head is in motion...

 

Yes they are, their heads follow the treat bowl like a hawk  

 

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Then you should order our vibrating POTS -- one for you, Hillbilly, and each of your Many chilluns, si D ma'am.

Among other assets, these ensure that one's rear doesn't fall asleep during seances in the throne room, si and no man.

 

And you would already be familiar with these if you would review your updated product catalogues and resume your long-dormant independent contractorship of POTS sales, si and  D ma'am!

I don't have that many bathrooms. 

Ya ya I know I'm trying to find a new balance between HS and POTS. 

[cdneh 3,112]

My Husband has just had a short sharp lesson on what he can, and cannot do. He went out this morning, against advice I add, to use the line trimmer around the fenceline. Wearing no cover, and forgot to take his water bottle with him.

When I finished up inside and went out to do the actual mowing ten minutes later, he was a crumpled heap of the steps.  Shakey, clammy, and the instant I got to him he complained of nausea, and promptly vomited on my wellies.  I had one heck of a job getting him up on his pins and inside. 

He's fine now, after intervention. He's feeling a bit foolish, and that's ok with me. He was. Will he listen in future? I very much doubt that.

Edited August 24, 2018 by cdneh

[SAT 9,609]

Heat exhaustion?

[cdneh 3,112]

Just now, SAT said:

Heat exhaustion?

Yep.

[Ontarkie 14,324]

That sucks but he should have known better. 

[cdneh 3,112]

3 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

That sucks but he should have known better. 

You'd think so, wouldn't you? Seems some lessons need repeating. 

[mrmvkjts 459]

4 minutes ago, cdneh said:

You'd think so, wouldn't you? Seems some lessons need repeating. 

it's like when you tell kids not to play with burning candles or any other fire and they still do it... oh well 🙄😂

[cdneh 3,112]

Just now, mrmvkjts said:

it's like when you tell kids not to play with burning candles or any other fire and they still do it... oh well 🙄😂

True. My Mum was right. You can't tell a dill pickle nothin.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

6 hours ago, SAT said:

I finally put a dash cam in my car. 🚗

 

I want one of those, but I'm afraid it could be used against me in case of an accident...

[SAT 9,609]

29 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

I want one of those, but I'm afraid it could be used against me in case of an accident...

If it's your fault, you destroy the chip and say it wasn't working lol

 

The way the fooks and other schmucks drive around here, I need it. I'll pull a clip to show you guys fook driving...