shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[cdneh 3,112]

I'm shattered. Spent all day outside erecting the new garden shed. The Husband still has to mind his back, so no heavy stuff for him. Still not done, it would probably work better with a roof on it. After dinner, it's been hot out there all day.  I hope to get a few things done out there before the promised humidity rolls in at the weekend.

[NikLR 13,231]

I"m playing video games instead of doing laundry or outside work.  Hubs is on crutches as he sprained the ####### out of his ankle. 

Cat's heart murmur is fine.  I will be booking his dental cleaning soon. Therapy is going well. 

[TBoneTX 45,871]

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I don't eat Mexican  at all.

Bad Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD Ontarklar!

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Nacho's with cheese is not Mexican

And exactly says who, huh huh huh ma'am?

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

But I order them with no vegetables and no beans. 

You can keep your citizenship on a probationary basis, mind your Ps & Qs D ma'am.

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Hopefully you get it out soon.

Nothing is working, coff hack sigh we man.

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Cut a section of the backyard to collect grass for the chickens. I try do only do sections so it grows at different times. This way the girls get fresh grass more often.

And Ontarklar again takes the lead as World's Best Mommy, cluck cluck man!

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I may volunteer to cut some lawns in the area

Come mow ours, should be Woman's Work ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,871]

10 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

We put down pre-emergent the day after the snow melted, back lawn is still half dandelions.

If anyone has any suggestions....

This happens first thing in Spring, see Nola-B. ma'am.

Back in March, meaning springtime in Texas, the dandelions & other weeds emerged first, see first man.

We ignore them, because the regular grass soon takes them over, always happens every year man.

We recommend not going aysheep and simply waiting, seriously Nola-B. ma'am.

Of course, winter in Minnesota starts in just Many weeks, be aware ma'am...

[TBoneTX 45,871]

9 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

she eats pretty much anything you give her now after a few years of pushing it and dealing with the crying over the dinner plate.

We have been very fortunate with Mini-B., si man.

When he was a baby and Mama T-B. fed him, she was astonished, senior she man.

"I don't believe it!  He just opens his mouth and eats!" quoth astonished senior she man.

 

Ever since, we recall exactly 2 times when Mini-B. objected to eating anything, recall we man.

The first was a couple of years ago, slightly more wee man.

He wasn't expecting teriyaki sauce in a Carl's Jr. hamburger and didn't like it, no man.

The second was more recent, slightly less wee man.

He tasted something vile that Mrs. T-B. had added to otherwise-decent chow, and he complained, rightful wee man.

But that's it, apparently lucky we man.

[TBoneTX 45,871]

6 hours ago, cdneh said:

I'm shattered.

And we had you pegged as Plexiglass, deceptive Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,871]

5 hours ago, NikLR said:

I"m playing video games instead of doing laundry or outside work.

You stop off-goofing and do your womanly work, both inside and ootside, see here Niki-B. ma'am!

And a sprain is a closed wound, always thought we man.

Accordingly, how could ####### or anything else be sprained out of Mr. Niki-B.'s ankle, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

You find where it all went and stuff it back in there right now, si ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,871]

Mrs. T-B. spent all afternoon up-cleaning the r-casa, r.e. guy taking fotos today man.

She actually did a better job than did her hired maid, difference noticeable by we man.

This means that she must apply the same effort to our casa, consistency man.

However, if she ever again moves anything of ours even one Manymeter, we shall go aysheep, count on this man.

[TBoneTX 45,871]

10 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  Home renovations are always stressful, especially for women I think.

2.  We like our houses to be in order.

1.  We are as relaxed as we can be, relaxed we man... no up-crudded dishes, no cilantro, no man...

2.  The previous kitchen obviously wasn't part of that in Mrs. T-B.'s lexicon, disastrous man...

[TBoneTX 45,871]

Cabinet guy installed some frames and has assembled some others for imminent installation, seemingly man.

Our garage has been taken over by supplies, boxes, et al., displaced Mrs.-T-B.-mobile man.

This had all better be completed by c.o.b. Friday, or we shall be displeased and possibly go aysheep, si man.

(Do not delay, disrupt the routine of, or try the patience of the relaxed-until-he-goes-aysheep Tarklar, no man!)

[NikLR 13,231]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

You stop off-goofing and do your womanly work, both inside and ootside, see here Niki-B. ma'am!

And a sprain is a closed wound, always thought we man.

Accordingly, how could ####### or anything else be sprained out of Mr. Niki-B.'s ankle, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

You find where it all went and stuff it back in there right now, si ma'am!

I made sure his ankle was whole just for you tbone.  

 

Housework is designated to today.  After a hike with the doggo. 

[TBoneTX 45,871]

6 hours ago, NikLR said:

1.  I made sure his ankle was whole just for you tbone.

2.  Housework is designated to today.  After a hike with the doggo. 

1.  That's more like it, Niki-B. ma'am!  If he has a bum ankle, you should open a joint account, hee hee ma'am.

2.  You tell doggo to take a hike until designated housework is done, si ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,871]

Mrs. T-B. says that the cabinet guy will finish one part in time for the counter guy to measure his stuff, say she man.

We commended her on her counter-intelligence, sleuthful she man.

[TBoneTX 45,871]

We took/inhaled Heap Strong cough-medicine before bed at 2 a.m., prep we man.

We awoke at half-of-half-past Many (2+2) a.m. coughing like an illegitimate male child, phlegmatic we man.

Just can't understand this, enough already man.

[Ontarkie 14,381]

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Bad Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD Ontarklar!

And exactly says who, huh huh huh ma'am?

You can keep your citizenship on a probationary basis, mind your Ps & Qs D ma'am.

Nothing is working, coff hack sigh we man.

And Ontarklar again takes the lead as World's Best Mommy, cluck cluck man!

Come mow ours, should be Woman's Work ma'am.

What nacho's aren't meant to have beans and veggies on them. i don't go out to eat to eat health. I cook to do that, it's cheaper.

 

I try to keep them happy. They will reward me with eggs. Plus not a single critter in this household can be anything but a pet. So all the love an attention they get. It's the Hillbilly's job to Off them when the time comes as he thinks of them as food  

 

I'd come cut your lawn. Sounds like from your comment to Nola you don't put any nasty stuff on it.   Safe for chickens, but sadly even to make my chickens happy you're too far.   

 

Workout done, keto lunch done now to go sit and talk with my chickens