shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[TBoneTX 45,769]

Loudly purring corpulent feline occupying lap, affectionate miu man.

Ran out of cheaps so are eating tortilla cheaps, ingest substitute we man.

 

Trying to keep mind off cousin-in-law in Israel who died this morn of bacterial meningitis, very sick he man.

[NikLR 13,231]

53 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Loudly purring corpulent feline occupying lap, affectionate miu man.

Ran out of cheaps so are eating tortilla cheaps, ingest substitute we man.

 

Trying to keep mind off cousin-in-law in Israel who died this morn of bacterial meningitis, very sick he man.

That is sad.  I am sorry!

[SAT 9,609]

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

 

Looks like I might be teaching kids in China English over the interwebz.  😳

 

 

 

A chinaman walks into a bank in NY and exchanges Yuans for American dollars. 

He got 1 dollar for every 6 yuan. 

A week later, he goes back to the same bank to do the same thing. 

But this time he got 1 dollar for every 7 yuan. 

He said, "Why so rittle?" 

the teller said, "Fluctuations" 

The chinaman said, "Oh yeah? well, fluc you Amelicans too!" 

 

[trudi 1,317]

Sorry for your loss @TBoneTX 

[Ontarkie 14,340]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Loudly purring corpulent feline occupying lap, affectionate miu man.

Ran out of cheaps so are eating tortilla cheaps, ingest substitute we man.

 

Trying to keep mind off cousin-in-law in Israel who died this morn of bacterial meningitis, very sick he man.

Sorry Tbone 

[cdneh 3,112]

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Trying to keep mind off cousin-in-law in Israel who died this morn of bacterial meningitis, very sick he man.

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I'm sorry Tbone

[TBoneTX 45,769]

Gracias, si ma'ams.

[TBoneTX 45,769]

16 hours ago, SAT said:

A chinaman walks into a bank

     A Polish Texas Aggie is in the lobby of a crowded bank.

     He bends down, picks up something from the floor, looks around, and says loudly, "Did anyone lose a large roll of bills with a rubber band around it, huh man?"

     Several people say, "I did!  I did!"

     "Well, I just now found the rubber band," says the Polish Aggie.

[TBoneTX 45,769]

Somehow, it didn't rain at the casa all day, how dry we are man.

Mowed entire lawn this eve, accordingly man.

Grass very thick & lush, much recent rain man.

A Many-sweatband job, humidity man.

Nuked 2 hills of hormigas del fuego, how dead you are man.

 

We are so glad not to have to mow any longer at the r-casa, too, That's the Fact Jack man.

 

Corpulent feline dozing on lap when we need to watch the late TV news, quandary man.

[TBoneTX 45,769]

Neither C-ma'am ma'am nor D2 ma'am has appeared here lately, no ma'ams.

We need to inquire whether the proper verbiage is hormigas DEL fuego* or hormigas CON fuego**, ask we man.

 

  *ants of fire, translation man***

**ants with fire, translation man***

 

***If they lost their jobs, they'd be fire ants who got fired, si man

Edited August 11, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,769]

Poor/too-short sleep last night, truncated lousy zzz for we man.

No nap this eve because of mow-lawning, work-before-zzz we man.

Going to turn in shortly, unheard-of before 2 a.m. man.

'Night/mornin'/afternoon/evenin', absent Commie- and other babes with refulgent +1 inventories!

[TBoneTX 45,769]

Scintillating repartee since we last contributed, yawn man.

Absent everyone!  Absent, ABSENT everyone!

Edited August 12, 2018 by TBoneTX

[Dee elle 1,368]

3 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating repartee since we last contributed, yawn man.

Absent everyone!  Absent, ABSENT everyone!

We are distracted  trying to work out what this wet stuff is outside... vaguely familiar... 

[TBoneTX 45,769]

You can have some of our ongoing periods of monsooning, si DE ma'am.

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Went to semiannual Dollar Day sale at our favorite resale place, all clothes for $1 man.

Ties were half + half-of-half a buck each, steal man.

Spent $Many ($2x2x2x2 + half a buck + half-of-half a buck) on $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2+1) worth, steal man.

 

Got Mini-B. several items, steal man.

Got ourself Chaps & Pierre Cardin dress-shirts, steal man.

Got ourself Many (2+2+1) killer ties, assisted by tasteful customerette she man.

 

And, dig this, dig man;

Got ourself a Jones Nueva York suit, both pieces, for $1, beat that man.

Coat fit us off the rack, perfection man.

Pants too big but will alter waist & length for $Many ($2+1), both jobs for that man.

Accordingly, a perfect-fit Jones Nueva York suit for $Many ($2+2), sufferably pleased with ourself man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,769]

We are peeved at Mrs. T-B., peeved we at she man.

All week, she was eager to go to Dollar Day of above, eager she man.

 

Today, she said, "You go, and Mini-B. & I will catch up with you, si man," quoth she man.

She never went,  man.

 

When we grilled her about this, she said, "I have everything I want already," weak excuse man.

We very truthfully said, "When stuff is $1, you can't possibly have everything you want already, no man," say we man.

She weakly referred to her lusty participation in the recent half-price resale gig that we took her to, weak she man.

Granted, we were pleased at her lusty participation in said half-price gig, admitted by we man.

We are therefore mini-peeved at Mrs. T-B., mini-peeved we at she man.