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10 hours ago, SAT said:

Did you get it on your butt?

No 😂

 

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Being on your face you should call the doctors. There is better cream out there then that useless calamine lotion.

 

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Steroid pills.  That is what I used when I got poison ivy all over a few years ago.  It was the only thing that worked.

Thanks, I have an appointment this morning :)

Everything crossed for a smooth and stress free journey

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6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

You got a boy's bike instead of a girl's bike, disappointed you man?

And how much bigger a basket could you have gotten on that thing, basket-case wee ma'am?

 

you dope...

It's a girls bike

And it's a small bike, that's the basket they put on. 

 

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1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

My daughter has that bike in pink!  It is a good bike.

Yeah the kid loves it, I got the 3 speed 24. It's easy to peddle. They painted the name she chose on the back of the seat

25 minutes ago, NikLR said:

I bought a softball glove.

First game is tonight.

 

*weeee*

 

Softball Nik pic now...

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11 hours ago, SAT said:

I feel like a nap...

Ask the nap what IT feels like, turnabout is fair play man.

It will certainly not want to feel like you if it has any sense, no man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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16 hours ago, SAT said:

you dope...

It's a girls bike

No and :bonk: man:  we presumed that YOU got a girl's bike when YOU were her age, :bonk: man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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13 hours ago, SAT said:

Polish people know how to play horse-hockey...

Softball in Poland is played as follows, see man:

 

1.  There are Many players on each team, but see Many below, oj tak.

2.  The positions are as follows, see man:

      -- Catcher (stands on the pitcher's mound, oj tak)

      -- Pitcher (stands at home plate, oj tak)

      -- First base, second base, Many'rd base, oj tak

      -- Center field, the field next to it, and the other field next to it, confusing man

      -- Shortstop, who always stops short of appearing at the field, conscientious man

Many.  This makes Many (2x2x2) players on each team if they all show up, oj tak

Many.  Each game starts at the uniform time of Many a.m. or Many p.m., oj tak

Many.  No one's name fits on his uniform, and no vowels are allowed, oj nie

Many.  There are Many outs per inning; accordingly, no one from the other team ever gets to bat, oj nie

Many.  No one remembers to bring softballs, so basketballs are used instead, oj tak

Many.  If a batter swings & misses Many times, he is awarded first base, taken to the pawn shop man

Many.  Thus, there are so many first bases in the Polish pawn shops that they have no value, no zlotys man.

Many.  If the catcher throws Many pitches out of the strike zone, the batter is ejected, bye man

Many.  The public-address announcer's tongue is in knots because of all the names, Ciewczykslawcyzk man

Many.  The game ends after Many innings or Many runs, oj tak

Many.  Stores are all sold out of laxatives because all the players strive for Many runs, oj tak

Many.  We have therefore cornered the market on Pre-Owned Toilet Seats installed in softball dugouts, $i man

 

Memorize these rules for best success, si Niki-B. ma'am.

 

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 
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