shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[SAT 9,609]

It's worse when you get it on your hands, because you will almost certainly touch your face before you realize you have poison oak. And in the case of hillbillies, they like to scratch their butt and nads...

[trudi 1,317]

I am debating which leg and which arm I can live without, its not the most fun I've ever had and because I have a summer cold I managed to get it on my face when blowing my nose before we realized what I'd been rooting about in...there's not enough lotion in the world to make this go away

[SAT 9,609]

Did you get it on your butt?

[Ontarkie 14,345]

Being on your face you should call the doctors. There is better cream out there then that useless calamine lotion.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

2 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Being on your face you should call the doctors. There is better cream out there then that useless calamine lotion.

 

Steroid pills.  That is what I used when I got poison ivy all over a few years ago.  It was the only thing that worked.

[TBoneTX 45,778]

We airported the Ecus this afternoon, chauffeur Ecus we & Mrs. T-B. man.

We arrived shortly before Mrs. T-B. did, beat she we man.

We were off parking when Mrs. T-B. arrived, apparently man.

She pulled into the bus lane by mistake and had to beat it out of there,  she man.

She didn't even get to say goodbye to Papa-Mrs.-T.-B., no man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,778]

Ecus were all on TSA Pre-Check somehow, good fortune man.

Dumb-as-a-post TSA agent got mad when they couldn't understand English, monolingual dumb she man.

We shouted from outside the area, "Spanish only!  Spanish only!", unheeded we man.

Nevertheless, they made it through, bye Ecus man.

[TBoneTX 45,778]

We T-B.-mobiled back to the casa in rush-hour gridlock plus rain, never exceeded Many (2x2x2x2+2+2) mph man.

Ecus' bed & bath linens are W'd/B'd/F'd, domestic we man.

Last leftovers cooked by Mama-Mrs.-T-B. are eaten, ingest we man.

Last silverware used by Ecus (record amount) was warshered and must be de-dished, do we man.

Last garbage contributed to by Ecus is curbsided, collection tomorrow man.

Mini-B. has his bed back, zzz wee man.

Mrs. T-B. is exhausted beyond description, zzz she man.

 

Ecus' plane left Many (2x2x2x2+1) minutes late, better than expected man.

Ecus' plane arrived in Ecu Many (2x2x2x2-1) minutes late, caught up by 2 minutes man.

Joyous reunions already probably occurred, happy reunited Ecus man.

 

The casa is quiet and empty, no Ecus man.

We miss them very much, sad we man.

Edited August 7, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,778]

23 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

today included cooking freshly harvested potatoes, making tomato sauce to freeze, baking zucchini bread, making a strawberry sauce for the fridge, and preparing a ton of zucchinis for the freezer.  

You stop messing around and start acting like a proper casa-wife, si Nola-B. ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,778]

18 hours ago, trudi said:

The light 'day surgery' anesthesia knocks me out for a full Many hrs, the heavier stuff takes me at least Many days to recover from.

Addle-brained anesthetized T ma'am!  Addle-brained, ADDLE-BRAINED anesthetized ANESTHETIZED T ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,778]

13 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm happy I didn't do this a few years ago when the Tornado was itty bitty it would have been too rough. 

Mrs. T-B. had her vesicula removed a couple of years ago, remember man.

We and Mama T-B. coached Mini-B. about the situation, coach wee man we and senior she man.

He was just old enough to understand and to comply, comprehending compliant wee man.

Any earlier might have been trickier, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,778]

13 hours ago, SAT said:

I didn't think it wasn't so hot and humid, I walked across the street and back, I'm like drenched!

Texans cool/unruffled by heat, Nueva Yorkers wimpy, see above man.

12 hours ago, SAT said:

I have Many people here right now, not one of these people asked me if I wanted something when they went for lunch.

You're being shunned, like the Amish or Quakers or whomever man.

12 hours ago, SAT said:

The next one to ask for anything, answer is "No".

"I want to quit, see man."  "No, see man."

11 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

That is just rude. 

Last Post on Page and unread, no see man.

[TBoneTX 45,778]

6 hours ago, SAT said:

Here's the bike I got the kid for her birthday. She's luckier than I was...

You got a boy's bike instead of a girl's bike, disappointed you man?

And how much bigger a basket could you have gotten on that thing, basket-case wee ma'am?

5 hours ago, trudi said:

I discovered we have poison oak at the bottom of the driveway, I found this

Sherlock-Holmesian T ma'am!  Sherlock-Holmesian, SHERLOCK-HOLMESIAN T ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,778]

5 hours ago, trudi said:

I am debating which [...] arm I can live without

Disarmed T ma'am!  Disarmed, DISARMED T ma'am!

5 hours ago, trudi said:

there's not enough lotion in the world to make this go away

Toxic T ma'am!  Toxic, TOXIC T ma'am!

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Steroid pills.  [...] It was the only thing that worked.

Even better would be for T ma'am to invite mother-in-law for a visit, si man.

Would achieve two Many things, see both all Many man:

   1.  Would adjoin T ma'am with someone even more toxic, plus man

   2.  Would enable infectious transmission of toxicity, T ma'am to senior she man.

   Many.  Would take T ma'am's mind off of own toxicity, whee man.

Got it, first try, si we man!

[TBoneTX 45,778]

We think that we hosed our elbow while slinging Many-lb. suitcases, disarmed we man.

Probably no time for Heap Strong medicine tonight, take our chances man.

De-dish cat prep zzz in very empty casa man.

Mornin', toxic, disarmed, anesthetized, absent Commie-, and other babes with refulgent reputation-point inventories!