shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

12 minutes ago, Russ&Caro said:

So La Colombiana's friend from Venezuela - La Venezolano if you will - finally left her loser husband. That's some giant sized patience right there to last 2 years with this guy. To review, here are the details of her 48 yr old hubby:

Had first child by woman 1, never married, still paying child support 16 yr old daughter.

Had second child by woman 2, never married, still paying child support on 14 yr old daughter.

Had third child by woman 3, never married, still paying child support on 8 yr old daughter.

Met La Venezolano, his "true love", married her while she was on tourist visa. Eventually applied for AOS. Green card received 6 months ago.

Wanted to adopt LV's 15 year old daughter, was wisely turned down.

Wanted to have yet another child with LV. Also turned down.

 

If the guy's dreams had been realized, he would now be paying child support on 5 children. Not that that would amount to much. He's on SSI disability after an auto accident during their 1st year of marriage. 10% of not much is pretty much miniscule.

 

What a world.

 

Yeah, but one stocked with plenty of veggies.

What are they getting, like $15/month?  Sometimes it isn't even worth the hassle.

 

His chunky butt obviously needed some vegetables.     

 

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Poor Dutch lives in the gulag...

 

Yes, such a gulag with the freshly cooked meals instead of his diet of frozen pizzas.

[SAT 9,609]

Dutch...rabbit food....no like!

[NikLR 13,231]

8 hours ago, SAT said:

 

And who, may I ask, said that you're crossing the line? 

 

And, crossing line pic now...

Who do you think? LMAO

[janet3 1,170]

Since we are on the subject....it took me 20 years to lose 100 pounds and then the Mr  (Algerian but French....."we have to eat bread and drink wine guy") arrives six months ago and I have gained 40 pounds. Forty. Pounds. I was low carb before the Mr. Ugggghhhh. Forty pounds.....

[SAT 9,609]

47 minutes ago, janet3 said:

Since we are on the subject....it took me 20 years to lose 100 pounds 

 

That ain't nuttin'

It took me 30 years to get my beer gut... 

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

Who do you think? LMAO

 

Well it definitely wasn't me...

[NikLR 13,231]

1 hour ago, janet3 said:

Since we are on the subject....it took me 20 years to lose 100 pounds and then the Mr  (Algerian but French....."we have to eat bread and drink wine guy") arrives six months ago and I have gained 40 pounds. Forty. Pounds. I was low carb before the Mr. Ugggghhhh. Forty pounds.....

Alcohol is 7 calories per gram. Carbs are 4.  Protein is 4 and fat is 9.  Good fats are necessary for healthy function though.  Wine has carbs and alcohol calories.  I haven't had a drink since last summer!

[SAT 9,609]

So, since in Poland, 7+4+4+9=2, that means I can move over there and eat my brains out! Woohoo!

 

 

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

2 hours ago, janet3 said:

Since we are on the subject....it took me 20 years to lose 100 pounds and then the Mr  (Algerian but French....."we have to eat bread and drink wine guy") arrives six months ago and I have gained 40 pounds. Forty. Pounds. I was low carb before the Mr. Ugggghhhh. Forty pounds.....

 

Yep. I was up over 40 lbs past my marriage weight. It’s only 16 now, but I’m still pissed at myself (and him). 

[TBoneTX 45,872]

13 hours ago, SAT said:

Poor Dutch lives in the gulag...

He's surrounded by so much salad that he opened the refrigerator and was astonished to see a live rabbit in there, see rabbit man.

"Vat you dooink here?" asked Dutch.

"This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" asked the rabbit.

"Ja," said Dutch.

"Well," said the rabbit, "I'm just westing."

[TBoneTX 45,872]

12 hours ago, cyberfx1024 said:

the damn car broke down completely.

Sorry, man.

 

This reminds us of a single-panel comic in the newspaper some years ago, remember we see man.

It showed a stranded couple beside a shredded-in-half car on the highway.

The caption:  "It figures -- it was Many/Many'ths of a mile out of warranty."

[TBoneTX 45,872]

12 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

La Venezolano

El Venezolano, si man

La Venezolana, she ma'am

[TBoneTX 45,872]

12 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

His chunky butt obviously needed some vegetables.

His chunky butt obviously needs a custom-crafted pre-owned toilet seat,  Nola-B. ma'am!!!!!

That is all that butts need, trust us as the expert man.

The rest is secondary, see ma'am.

12 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Yes, such a gulag with the freshly cooked meals instead of his diet of frozen pizzas.

If "meals" = vegetables, = gulag, sorry to inform you Nola-B. ma'am.

We have a pal who married an Ecuatoriana about when we married ours,  he & we man.

From the start through now, he flatly refuses to eat one bite of anything that she makes if it contains vegetables, adamant he man.

We have seen him order at restaurants, Mexican for one man.

He said, "No vegetables -- no salad, not in the rice, not on the side, none," zero zilch nada man.

We respect this consistent exhibition of manliness, respect he man.

And if anyone asks, he's about Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2-1) inches tall and in prime fizzicle condition, he-man man.

[TBoneTX 45,872]

4 hours ago, janet3 said:

Since we are on the subject....it took me Many years to lose Many pounds and then the Mr arrives Many months ago and I have gained Many pounds. Many. Pounds. Many pounds.....

Since we are on the subject, you need a serious refresher course in P-math, si JMany ma'am.

This is the truly weighty issue, concerned we man...

[TBoneTX 45,872]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

in Poland, Many+Many+Many+Many=2

No it does NOT, oj nie.

1+1=2 in Poland, see man.

What, you think they're incapable of algebraic elegance, huh man?!

(Sic him, Asia!  Do not irk, offend, or enrage the fearsome Asia, oj nie!)

[TBoneTX 45,872]

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I was up over Many lbs past my marriage weight. It’s only Many now, but I’m still pissed at myself (and him). 

Do not irk, offend, or overweight the fierce and self-urinational Nola-B., no man.

And ALL you people would worry far less about your weights if you simply adopted P-math, looks/sounds far better man!