shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[SAT 9,609]

6 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

The Walmart pickup went ok, except some of the fresh stuff.  Pineapple was rotten, strawberries need to be cooked today.   Sigh.

 

Maybe I'll make strawberry rhubarb crisp or something.

 

when I use instacart, I just have them get the non-perishables + milk. 

Drinks are heavy, and I go through cases of it in the summer (Feeding all the little savages on the block). 

These guys don't seem to mind, They offer to bring it to the backyard, in the house, etc...I give them like a 15-20 dollar tip on a 100-200 dollar order. 

They seem content. 

[SAT 9,609]

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

 

 

Nose job in the morning. Wish me luck, I  might actually be able to smell things next week. 

 

Good luck! 

Ya want me ta send you some flowers or something? 

Because I know The Hill would just send you jerky....

 

[trudi 1,317]

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

 

 

 

Nose job in the morning. Wish me luck, I  might actually be able to smell things next week. 

Hope all goes well 💐

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

2 hours ago, SAT said:

 

when I use instacart, I just have them get the non-perishables 

 

The purpose for me is to not have to go grocery shopping with the Troll. He is near impossible to control, even with his leash on. The groceries are near a 2 hour round trip, so I can’t just pop on over and get other stuff. 

 

They have delivery and instacart in the town I drive to, but not up here. 

[cdneh 3,112]

9 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Nose job in the morning. Wish me luck, I  might actually be able to smell things next week. 

 

Hope ti's going well !

[SAT 9,609]

Stretch must be recovering her brains out...

[SAT 9,609]

50 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

The purpose for me is to not have to go grocery shopping with the Troll. He is near impossible to control, even with his leash on. The groceries are near a 2 hour round trip, so I can’t just pop on over and get other stuff. 

 

They have delivery and instacart in the town I drive to, but not up here. 

 

See, I told you not to live over there, now do you believe me? 

Now you're stuck grocery shopping your brains out all the time!

[SAT 9,609]

Eating horse food 🐎🍴 now...

[SAT 9,609]

Ok I ate the horse food. Now I'm hungrier than the horse...

Pizza, I feel like pizza. Do I?

[SAT 9,609]

I heard from Stretch! 

She said that the surgery was a miracle, she can now see!

She's recuperating from the anesthesia...

[TBoneTX 45,787]

11 hours ago, SAT said:

Pizza, I feel like pizza.

Use your acne ointment next time,  man.

[TBoneTX 45,787]

2 hours ago, SAT said:

she can now see

Once we were blind but now we can si, man.

[TBoneTX 45,787]

Special Thursday GS report, see man:

 

Went this eve to huge, multi-day GS inside a church auditorium, smorgasbord man.

The take, see man:

-- Many (2x2x2+1) clothes for Mini-B., Nephew-Mrs.-T-B., & Brother-of-Nephew-Mrs.-T-B.; Many (2+1) books for Mini-B.; Many (2+2) soft warshcloths; dishrag = $Many ($2x2x2+2+1), deal man

 

Now we don't have to fight the crowd on Saturday to look at picked-over stuff, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,787]

Scintillating repartee overnight, yawn man.

Fotos of, or at least reports on, Ontarklar's new nose, see or hear about she D ma'am.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Aha!  So today, I tried the "you are not allowed to wear pants until you are potty trained" plan.  No accidents yet.

 

Unsurprisingly, we are inching closer to the 3 years and 3 months mark it took to potty train oldest child.  Will he beat her record?  He's got maybe a week to go.   I really want to put him in swimming lessons, so he best hurry up.