shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[TBoneTX 45,825]

We are debating whether to venture downstairs in search of cheaps, potentially ingest we man.

For some reason, we've already ingested two half-of-half-gallons of Powerade Zero, don't need more salt man.

[trudi 1,317]

6 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Though you're British, so you mean a flashlight, I hope. At least, I don't think you're quite redneck enough for an actual flaming torch 😄

You call it a flashlight I call it a torch 😁

[SAT 9,609]

I remember going camping with a bunch of people in the Smokies, like 30 years ago. This big fat black bear sat down and shared our food with us lol. 

[Ontarkie 14,354]

Yes bears that are used to ppl are a tiny bit less scary. Bears that have no contact with ppl much more deadly. Back home we would trap them with Tim Horton donuts. Those were a favourite. 

[SAT 9,609]

Here we use bacon, or a Chinese roast pig head...

I have a lotta bear pics on my trail cameras.

They're kinda silly. 

NJ has a huge bear problem. The state is densely populated. No one has room to hunt, so the wildlife grows out of control. They have special bear control hunts there. 

[SAT 9,609]

These are fooks with a C-8 EAD

 

https://nypost.com/2018/07/31/32-people-found-living-in-hazardous-east-hampton-home/

[SAT 9,609]

Oh, and a very sad story about a Dutch woman...

 

https://nypost.com/2018/07/31/custody-battle-led-dad-to-family-murder-suicide-cops/

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

I had to take a ride to Da boogie down*  today...it was ghet....toe!

Then I was thinking to myself, why don't we give the Bronx to Yonkers* and say "no backsies!". 

Then Yonkers can be known as "Da boogie up"...

 

*Da boogie down- the Bronx, a Boro* of NYC, mostly run down, ghetto. A small portion of it is nice. 

 

* Yonkers- the city immediately north of da boogie down, another ####hole.

 

* Boro- borough, NYC is made up of 5 boroughs, each is its own county in the state of NY. 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 1, 2018 by SAT

[Ontarkie 14,354]

I saw that one about the murder suicide. SO sad poor ppl. 😭

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

 

 

. A small portion of it is nice. 

 

* Yonkers

 

 

 

 

 

 

My aunt lives in Riverdale, lol. 

 

Otherwise known as Yonkaas in my native tongue. 

[TBoneTX 45,825]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

NYC, mostly run down, ghetto.

Finally some honesty about Ciudad de Nueva York, bravo man!

[TBoneTX 45,825]

The Ecus' visit is drawing toward an end, Last Tuesday thereof sigh man.

We had Mrs. T-B. ask Papa-Mrs.-T-B. what stood out in his mind, first visit man.

 

He's a mostly retired architect, so we thought that perhaps it would be tall buildings or parking-garages, si man.

Or, the large roads and elevated freeways that criss-cross above one's head, si man.

 

He said, "Here, food is expensive and everything else is cheap, si man.  In Ecu, it's the other way around, si man."

And he's not wrong about that, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,825]

We are proud of Mama- and Papa-Mrs.-T-B., si man.

Both have grasped the concept that there's no need to pay retail price for much of anything, no man.

And even if stuff is priced at retail, there are sales and coupons, soften the undignified blow man.

 

Well, today they outdid themselves, dig this man.

Papa-Mrs.-T-B. wanted a new suit, suitable for senior he man.

Mrs. T-B. took them to Goodwill, rip-off resale place that we typically eschew man.

They found one, see it man.

They were prepared to pay the normal (and outrageous) $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2+2 - 1 cent + tax), sigh man.

However, for some reason, it was marked down to $Many ($2+2+1 + tax), not bad man.

 

It gets better, dig this man.

Mrs. T-B. told us "it was made for Dillard's," not incorrect she man.

We checked, see we man.

It's a Hart Schaffner & Marx suit, top-of-line man.

It appears to have been worn once if ever, by looks & smell man.

 

It gets even better, continue to dig this man.

In preparation for dry-cleaning, we checked the pockets, check we man.

(Once, we found a $Many bill in a pocket, serendipity man.)

We found the original price-tag for $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2 - 2x2x2x2+1), see we man.

Yes, for $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2 - 2x2x2x2+1), no misprint man.

Papa-Mrs.-T-B. got a Hart Schaffner & Marx suit for a hair over 1% of retail price, impressed we man.

 

We have already e-mailed World's Cheapest Gringo about this, notify he we man.

 

And it'll cost almost as much to get it dry-cleaned, why do we have to buy our clothes all over again when we get taken to the cleaners man.

Edited August 1, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,825]

We are so impressed that we'll have to give Papa-Mrs.-T-B. a couple of our Many,000 ties to go with his expensive new suit, donate we man.

[TBoneTX 45,825]

Cat ate up all her Purina Indoor dry food, ingest Many-lb. bag miu man.

We chose Friskies Indoor as her next bag, switch it around we man.

 

We dump full bags into a closable jug, easier to pour & keep fresh man.

Cat gets very excited when we refill said jug, what will this taste like when served man.

 

We once forgot what we'd just run out of, and we dumped in another bag of the previous stuff,  we man.

Cat distinctly indicated, "Why are you serving me the same stuff, huh and miu man?"