shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[Ontarkie 14,364]

He's already asleep. I just wish he didn't wake up so darn early. 

[Ontarkie 14,364]

Egg count for the last 30 days 344. It's been now a year for a total of 3760 eggs    

 

The other 9 might start laying mid August early September. 

 

Oh and Chick days will be if they haven't yet be starting soon at TSC. I must avoid that place or the Hillbilly will need to take me to home depot to build another coop. 

[TBoneTX 45,831]

8 hours ago, SAT said:

Tark is trying to argue an expired coupon at burger king.

We do NOT use expired coupons, no man.  They are cut, paper-clipped, and labeled with use-by date,  man.

8 hours ago, SAT said:

Asia is driving the wrong way down a 1 way street.

If she does NOT do this, the Polish police will ticket her,  man.

Don't you know anything about Poland by now, huh man?

Law-abiding Asia!  Law-abiding, LAW-ABIDING Asia!

[mrmvkjts 459]

Last day of work then many weeks of vacation, last day of work then many weeks of vacation, last day of work then many weeks of vacation ,last day of work then many weeks of vacation, last day of work then many weeks of vacation!

 

I hope someone can tell that I’m not at all excited!

 

Happy Friday( yes that’s friday already!)

Edited July 27, 2018 by mrmvkjts

[TBoneTX 45,831]

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

We have a gecko, a pac man frog, a fire belly toad, and a chameleon.

Dinner in Arkansas, si D ma'am!!!

First, put the chameleon on plaid cloth and enjoy it, si D ma'am.

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I need to figure out a way to keep a lot of crickets alive. And no I can't catch that many outside

     A man called a pet store and said, "I want to place an order for Many,000 cockroaches, please, si man."

     The clerk said, "What in the world do you want with so many cockroaches, huh man?"

     The man said, "Well, I'm moving tomorrow, and my lease says that I must leave the premises in precisely the condition in which I found them, si man."

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

we give those ones to the chickens

Fattening them for din-din, we see D ma'am.

7 hours ago, SAT said:

I have no idea what I'm whipping together for supper. It may be chicken alfreado

We knew it, see above ma'am!  Cannibal D ma'am!  Cannibal, CANNIBAL D ma'am!

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

chicken in the oven

Cannibal D ma'am!  Cannibal, CANNIBAL D ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,831]

6 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Looks like he got whipped.

Happened to a lot of us who were previously married to American chicas, see and sigh Nola-B. ma'am...

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

His normal nap length is Many hours.

Heavenly, si to zzz man.  Any way we can trade places with him, huh D ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,831]

10 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Egg count for the last Many days Many. It's been now a year for a total of Many eggs 

That sounds like a lot, or too few, paltry poultry man.

Good way to brag or to elicit sympathy in Poland, flexibility of P-math man.

[TBoneTX 45,831]

7 minutes ago, mrmvkjts said:

Last day of work then many weeks of vacation, last day of work then many weeks of vacation, last day of work then many weeks of vacation ,last day of work then many weeks of vacation, last day of work then many weeks of vacation!

You get back to work right now, young lady QA ma'am!

We have spy-cameras on you, see QA ma'am.

Only reason we're not writing you up is your commendable adherence to P-math, si QA ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,831]

By the way, July Many'th (Sunday) is National Chicken Wing Day, si man.

Eat Many chicken wings* and buy your celebratory POTS now**, no time to lose man.

 

  *easy for the cannibalistic Ontarklar, si man

**of crucial importance, $i... er, si man

[TBoneTX 45,831]

We had a great Wednesday, whee man.

 

T-B.-mobiled about Many miles to the VF Factory Outlet with Papa-Mrs.-T-B., bachelor drive man.

Met Mrs. T-B. and the gang there, two vehicles required man.

Spent $Many.Many there, on our way to a $Many-off coupon man.

 

Handed off Papa-Mrs.-T-B. to Mrs. T-B., in the plans man.

Mrs. T-B. & Ecus headed for beach, sun of the beach man.

We headed for Louisiana, who dat man.

 

Lunched at Checkers on Many of their Many-cent ([2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2+2+1]-cent) cheeseburgers, special man.

Found zero at first resale store, sigh man.

Found blue dress-slacks and other items at next resale store, whee man.

Almost bought a Tommy Hilfiger tie for a buck-Many but didn't, too many ties already man.

 

T-B.-mobiled to next city, on itinerary man.

Discovered a Rite-Aid going out of business, entire store serendipitously half-price man.

After thorough search, bought $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 + 2+2+2) of stuff, deals man.

Laughed like an illegitimate male child when we saw Paul Mitchell shampoo for (full price) $Many ($2x2x2+2+2+2), got it previously at the ES for $1 man.

Thing about Rite-Aid has always been that their stuff is too expensive even at half-off, downfall man.

 

Resale store had certain tag-colors for half a buck, steals man.

Got perfectly fitting Joseph & Feiss gray dress-slacks for half a buck, steal man.

Also got large, mildly cosmetically damaged American Tourister suitcase for $Many ($2x2x2+2), steal man.

 

Went to going-out-of-business KMart, last KMart within Many (2x2x2) hours of us man.

Was chief reason for trip, sigh man.

Bought $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2 - 2x2x2) of all kinds of stuff, deals man.

Found some great clothing for Mini-B. & Nephew-Mrs.-T-B., (2x2x2x2x2x2 - 2+2)% discount man.

Lump in throat upon leaving last in-range KMart for last time, why must they close down man.

 

T-B.-mobile trunk was very full on trip back, great purchases man.

Stopped halfway at a Stuckey's, still exist man.

Got Many (2+1) pecan logs:  1 for us, 1 for Ecus, 1 for Mama T-B. man.

 

Entire trip approached Many (2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2 - 2x2x2x2x2x2) miles, much driving we man.

Sweatily/exhaustedly got to casa at Many (2x2x2+2+1) p.m., and unloaded all stuff, late man.

Mrs. T-B. still up, up she man.

"Can you put gas in the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile?  I need to go downtown tomorrow," quoth she man.

So back out go we to gas the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile,  we man.

 

Didn't get to bed till 2 a.m., long day short night truncated zzz man.

And we returned to the POTS office on Thursday, intrepid we man!

 

Edited July 27, 2018 by TBoneTX

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

24 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Happened to a lot of us who were previously married to American chicas, see and sigh Nola-B. ma'am...

 

Only a few times and only for kicks and giggles.  It mostly goes the other way.  🤭

 

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,831]

Taking Friday off, too, successful POTS business typhoon we man.

Taking Mama-Mrs.-T-B. & Papa-Mrs.-T-B. to GSs & ESs, treasure-hunt we man.

 

Later, we shall all go to resale store where we have a half-off-everything coupon, shop like locos man.

For example, Papa-Mrs.-T-B. wants a suit, certain to find it man.

Mama-Mrs.-T-B. wants a small suitcase, certain to find it man.

Life is truly grand when deals are to be had, fact of life and our firm conclusion man.

[TBoneTX 45,831]

1 minute ago, N-o-l-a said:

Only a few times and only for kicks and giggles.  It mostly goes the other way.

Kinky Nola-B. ma'am!  Kinky, KINKY Nola-B. ma'am!

This stuff wouldn't happen if you concentrated on the Truly Important, like searching for deals as do we,  ma'am.

[SAT 9,609]

Man it's super hot and humid...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

This stuff wouldn't happen if you concentrated on the Truly Important, like searching for deals as do we,  ma'am.

 

Whatever gets your rocks off, I suppose.

 

 

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Man it's super hot and humid...

 

High here yesterday was maybe 72.  Got into the 40s overnight.