shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[TBoneTX 45,841]

9 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  Random strangers remark on his fatness.

Chubby babies, especially at Many months, are so very cute, squeeze and pinch them all man.

9 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

He did mow the lawn this week

Well then, you're done for the puny monthlong period that you call "summer," what's the big deal ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,841]

8 hours ago, cdneh said:

Himself is running in circles looking for tools he's mislaid.

Are these the best-mislaid tools of mice and man, huh Eh ma'am?

8 hours ago, cdneh said:

if he put them back where they came from, he would know where they are.

It's obviously your fault that they're missing, si Eh ma'am.

Buy him new tools now, si Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,841]

9 hours ago, cdneh said:

mow the lawn. It's absolutely shot up this week.

Well then, ban firearms on your property,  Eh ma'am!

9 hours ago, cdneh said:

She's dropped the house price yet again, and still, it sits. Poor dear.

Buy it from her at market price and move her in with you, obvious solution Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,841]

8 hours ago, SAT said:

That lazy no good useless Dutch just might beat out Hillbilly as the most useless husband in the history of mankind!

How dare you insult Mr. Ontarklar, huh man?!

Do not displease, offend, or enrage the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

[TBoneTX 45,841]

This last week-plus, Mini-B. has been sleeping in our bed, zzz with we wee man.

He dreams in Spanish, hilarious man!

He spews entire soliloquies in that furrin tongue, soliloquize wee man.

The only clear word that we've caught is nalga, nether regions man.

[TBoneTX 45,841]

A good Wednesday, whee man.

 

Part 1, see man:

Took a team effort to coax Mama-Mrs.-T-B. to visit a resale store with us in the morning, reluctant senior she man.

However, she came, and found a long-sleeved blouse plus some child's pants, 2 pieces man.

We found 2 separate sleepwear pieces, Many (2+1) pants, & a T-shirt for Mini-B., find we man.

This store is normally a rip-off place, self-deluded that they're Macy's man.

However, with half-price plus our $Many-off coupon, entire bill came to only $Many-&-a-half, steal man.

That's $2+1 + half a buck, take that man.

Mama-Mrs.-T-B. was mightily impressed with that, Cheap Gringo we man.

[TBoneTX 45,841]

A good Wednesday, whee man.

 

Part 2, see man:

Re-casa'd Mama-Mrs.-T-B., efficient trip man.

Got Papa-Mrs.-T-B. & Nephew-Mrs.-T-B. into T-B.-mobile, road trip man.

Itinerary was resale shops & museums, eclectic itinerant we man.

 

Drove to series of seacoast-ish towns south of us, sea man.

First Many resale shops long-gone/nowhere to be found, no see man.

Went to geographical museum, rather interesting man.

 

Lunched at Burger King with use of coupons, Nephew-Mrs.-T-B.'s & our respective choices man.

Visited Sea Center, sea man.

Got Nephew-Mrs.-T-B. a T-shirt there, outrageous price but delighted wee* man.

 

*Nephew-Mrs.-T-B. is Many (2x2x2 + 2+2+1) years old, perspective man.

 

At only existing itineraried resale shop, got Mini-B. sleepwear pants and Brother-Nephew-Mrs.-T-B. 2 shirts, take back to Ecu man.

 

Visited historical museum, dinosaurs et al. man.

T-B.-mobiled through chemical-plant area, intricate structures & piping man.

T-B.-mobiled to Gulf of Mexico, walk onto beach man.

Nephew-Mrs.-T-B. collected a couple of seashells, shell-collect wee he man.

 

T-B.-mobiled back casaward, exhausted we/senior he/junior he man.

Took T-B.-mobile through automatic car-warsh, first time for either man.

 

At casa, showed Mama-Mrs.-T-B. the shirts for Other-Nephew-Mrs.-T-B., impressed senior she man.

Everyone took siestas, exhausted we men.

Papa-Mrs.-T-B. & Nephew-Mrs.-T-B. very well pleased, a good day man.

[TBoneTX 45,841]

After giving Mini-B. his bath, we went to Aldi Foods with Mama-Mrs.-T-B.'s catch-up list, dutiful we man.

The stuff cost only $Many, versus the $Many that it would've cost elsewhere, Cheap Gringo we man.

We think that we're still the favorite son-in-law, #1 of Many man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Chubby babies, especially at Many months, are so very cute, squeeze and pinch them all man.

Well then, you're done for the puny monthlong period that you call "summer," what's the big deal ma'am.

 

I particularly enjoy lightly pinching his knee fat.

 

I wish it were never summer at all.  If we could just have a protracted spring/fall à la Denmark, I'd sign up for that.

It doesn't help that we are basically stuck inside all winter and then all "summer".  The youngest two can't really be out for any length of time because of the sun.  The oldest one doesn't even tan in the summer.  Joys of being part Filipino, I guess?

[TBoneTX 45,841]

8 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

I particularly enjoy lightly pinching his knee fat.

You return his knee-fat right now, si ma'am!  You are not permitted to steal it, no ma'am!

Here, we have 2 seasons, see ma'am:  Summer, and January, si ma'am.

Texas weather Many, elsewhere less, si man.

And who's Filipino, huh ma'am?

Edited July 19, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,841]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Or, better, "Dos hermosas, no rubias*,", si man.

*"Two beauties, no blondes," translation man.

This is what we were saying, upon return casaward from the POTS office, to Mrs. T-B. & Mama-Mrs.-T-B., truth man.

[SAT 9,609]

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

being part Filipino, I guess?

Man Filipino people tan...

 

 

Oooh I had a super hot Filipino GF years ago...

[cdneh 3,112]

Did half the lawn last night before I lost the light. Finished this morning at 0730. Off to town now, need to hit the grocery store before we are reduced to baking soda sandwiches on green bread. I want to be back before noon, as the heat index later is reading 110-115. 

[SAT 9,609]

20 minutes ago, cdneh said:

 hit the grocery store before we are reduced 

 

Coincidentally, I was just saying to my friend...

You ever get some skell in front of you, arguing the price of a coupon to death? Even tho their coupon is expired, or they got the wrong item in hand, etc...?

 

Speaking of arguing the price of a coupon, where's Tarklar...

[SAT 9,609]

My kid= big sissy.

Play outside, fell, little abrasion, both knees, palm, elbow. 

Scream bloody murder for an hour...