Al Gore Quotes

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Al Gore

"Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."-Vice President Al Gore

"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts." --Vice President Al Gore

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change." --Vice President Al Gore, 5/22/98

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." --Vice President Al Gore, 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."-Vice President Al Gore

"The future will be better tomorrow." Vice President Al Gore

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." --Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." -- Vice President Al Gore

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." --Vice President Al Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." -- Vice President Al Gore

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat." --Vice President Al Gore

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." -- Vice President Al Gore

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame. --Al Gore

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." --Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." --Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." --Vice President Al Gore, 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al Gore may or may not make." --Vice President Al Gore

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."-Vice President Al Gore

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Vice President Al Gore

"[it's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." -- Vice President Al Gore

*******AND EVERYONES FAVORITE AL GORE QUOTE***********

"As many of you know, I was very instrumental in the founding of the Internet" --AL Gore to Katie Couric 3/99

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Rich, just admit - you have a secret Al Gore fetish, don't you?

[LaGreenEyes 0]

And to be fair.........Ol Dubya Said......

"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." —Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

"I'm the master of low expectations." —aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." —at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

"I believe that, as quickly as possible, young cows ought to be allowed to go across our border."—Ottawa, Nov. 30, 2004

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." —Reuters, May 5, 2000

Hee Hee!

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Rich, just admit - you have a secret Al Gore fetish, don't you?

I'm jealous of his private jet and 11 SUVs.

[Fandango 1,439]

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

I think ole Georgie's got a sense of humor

[Fandango 1,439]

#######...wrong piccy..but meh I'll leave em up

[Killer_Clown_2009 0]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but many of those quotes have been attributed to other politicians over the years and are urban myths. Go look them up on snopes.

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/quayle.htm

Half of them have already been attributed to Dan Quayle.

Edited May 5, 2007 by jane2005

[Nagishkaw 510]

Rich, just admit - you have a secret Al Gore fetish, don't you?

Probably just the same as you have for basketball players coping a free feel of their opponents blessed assurance.

[CountryBoy 0]

hehe .. funny stuff

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Rich, just admit - you have a secret Al Gore fetish, don't you?

I'm jealous of his private jet and 11 SUVs.

...and I thought you were just infatuated with him because he's going out and educating people on Global Warming.

[homesick_american 1]

And to be fair.........Ol Dubya Said......

"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." —Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

"I'm the master of low expectations." —aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." —at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

"I believe that, as quickly as possible, young cows ought to be allowed to go across our border."—Ottawa, Nov. 30, 2004

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." —Reuters, May 5, 2000

Hee Hee!

Or my personal favorite...'there ought to be limits to freedom.' Google it. He actually said it.

[mybackpages 0]

Or my personal favorite...'there ought to be limits to freedom.' Google it. He actually said it.

So did Bush http://www.rtmark.com/old/more/articles/bu...sh1bushsite.htm

and so does every Supreme Court we have ever had. The freedoms we have are limited from speech to practicing one's religion. Absolute freedom does not exist and I think you would be hard pressed to find many Americans who disagree with it (LuckyStike excluded of course )

Edit for spelling. But I am sure I still missed something.

Edited May 5, 2007 by mybackpages

[homesick_american 1]

Or my personal favorite...'there ought to be limits to freedom.' Google it. He actually said it.

So did Bush http://www.rtmark.com/old/more/articles/bu...sh1bushsite.htm

and so does every Supreme Court we have ever had. The freedoms we have are limited from speech to practicing one's religion. Absolute freedom does not exist and I think you would be hard pressed to find many Americans who disagree with it (LuckyStike excluded of course )

Edit for spelling. But I am sure I still missed something.

That's what I said. I responded to a whole list of Bush quotes, so 'he' refers to Bush and not Gore.

[mybackpages 0]

Or my personal favorite...'there ought to be limits to freedom.' Google it. He actually said it.

So did Bush http://www.rtmark.com/old/more/articles/bu...sh1bushsite.htm

and so does every Supreme Court we have ever had. The freedoms we have are limited from speech to practicing one's religion. Absolute freedom does not exist and I think you would be hard pressed to find many Americans who disagree with it (LuckyStike excluded of course )

Edit for spelling. But I am sure I still missed something.

That's what I said. I responded to a whole list of Bush quotes, so 'he' refers to Bush and not Gore.

sorry to catch your post in my comment!