Sudanese goat wife pops her hooves

[mawilson 2,133]

The caprine wife of a Sudanese goat molester has died suddenly after more

than a year of marriage, the BBC reports.

Mrs Tombe, née Rose, got hitched in a shotgun wedding ceremony after her

future husband was caught indulging in pre-marital sexual relations with the

animal. Her owner, Mr Alifi, "described how he heard a noise outside his house

and rushed out to find one Mr Tombe going at his hammer-and-tongs with the

unfortunate beast", as we reported at the time. He recounted: "When I asked

him: 'What are you doing there?' he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured

and tied him up."

Alifi consulted local elders in the southern city of Juba, who duly returned their

verdict. Alifi explained: "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather

let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife." Charles Tombe

had to stump up a 40 quid for Rose, but was later reported happily settled with

his missus. Alifi concluded: "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know

they are still together."

Sadly, it appears this wedded bliss didn't last. Rose reportedly died "after choking

on a plastic bag she swallowed as she was eating scraps on the streets of Juba".

She leaves one kid, a 100 per cent goat male, suggesting infidelity may have

played a part in her ejection from the marital home.

Source

[Niels Bohr 72]

I hope I am reading this right. His wife is a goat? Interesting...ROFL.

[isleta521 5]

Marry had a little lamb

[MissStacey 1]

Stupid goat, they will eat anything.

[Ban Hammer 13,972]

baaaaaad

[devblt 0]

baaaaaad

[almaty 19]

hmmm.. i could never tolerate a goat fu##ker ...

Edited May 3, 2007 by almaty

[mawilson 2,133]

hmmm.. i could never tolerate a goat fu##ker ...

You posted the original story

[Robor007 0]

Why didn't he just use the, 'I was trying to help it over the fence', excuse?

[almaty 19]

hmmm.. i could never tolerate a goat fu##ker ...

You posted the original story

#######???????????????????? i thought it was about sheep...

[Fandango 1,440]

She leaves one kid, a 100 per cent goat male, suggesting infidelity may have

played a part in her ejection from the marital home.

Source

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

ow my sides.

[Sinergy 3]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[AnaAndDaniel 0]

Did he eat her?

Daniel

:energetic:

[isleta521 5]

Did he eat her?

Daniel

:energetic:

Had another question in mind but -never mind

[JayJay 4]

Oooh that's a good'un.

But in such a marriage, how could he ever know when the ol' girl was erm.."satisfied"? Surely if she hadn't died, that would have led to marital strife eventually.

Marriage Counselor: "So, Mrs Tombe, it is your complaint that Mr Tombe just basically gets his rocks off and doesn't care if you've got yours or not?"

Rose Tombe: "Mee.eee..eeeeee..H"

Marriage Counselor: "I see...."