Making a baby. This is hilarious

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Making a baby. This is hilarious

> > >

> > >There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.

> > >

> > >The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a

> > surrogate

> > >father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to

> > arrive, >Mr.

> > >Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man

> > should >be

> > >here soon."

> > >

> > >Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby

> > >photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

> > >"Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."

> >

> > >"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've

> > >been expecting you."

> >

> > >"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did

> > >you

> > know

> > >babies are my specialty?"

> >

> > >"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and

> > >have a

> >

> > >seat".

> >

> > >After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

> >

> > >"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on

> > >the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the

> > >living room floor is fun.

> > >You can really spread out there."

> >

> > >"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry

> > >and me!"

> >

> > >"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But

> > >if we

> > try

> > >several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles,

> > >I'm

> > sure

> > >you'll be pleased with the results."

> >

> > >"My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith.

> >

> > >"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to

> > >be

> > In >and

> > >out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."

> >

> > >"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.

> >

> > >The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of

> > >his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.

> >

> > >"Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

> >

> > >"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider

> > their

> > >mother was so difficult to work with."

> >

> > >"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

> >

> > >"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get

> > >the

> > job

> > >done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a

> > good >look"

> >

> > >"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

> >

> > >"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too.

> > The

> > >mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly

> > concentrate, >and

> > >when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the

> > >squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all

> > >in."

> >

> > >Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on

> > >your,

> > uh..

> > >.equipment?"

> >

> > >"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my

> > >tripod

> > and >we

> > >can get to work right away."

> >

> > >"Tripod?"

> >

> > >"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's

> > >much

> > too >big

> > >to be held in the hand very long."

> >

> > >Mrs. Smith fainted

[Sinergy 3]

i needed that

[eric&gen 0]

A box of dingdongs would do the trick.

[MaydayDas 1]

:lol:

[Bootylicious!! 2]

:lol:

[Ladylethal 12]

That is so wrong!

[almaty 19]

good one

[kari lina 0]

hehehe, very funny stuff

[KHURRAM SERAJ 0]

Thank you very much for this!!!!

[broma25 2]

Very funny indeed

[LuzyC 0]

:lol:

My mind go wild with all the details..

Thanks for sharing..