Confused by your neighbors? Then Ask a Mexican!

[eric&gen 0]

I hate midgets dwarfs whatever you want to call them little people especially the TLC channel Discovery channel show they are on. I forget which channel lol.

Edited May 2, 2007 by eric&gen

[homesick_american 1]

I hate midgets dwarfs whatever you want to call them little people especially the TLC channel Discovery channel show they are on. I forget which channel lol.

Dwarfs and midgets aren't the same thing, and dwarfs hate being called midgets.

Why do you hate dwarfs? What did they ever do to you? It's not like they can help being dwarfs, they don't do it just to irritate you. Do you hate mentally retarded people and ginger people too, long as you're hating on someone for something they didn't choose?

[mRx 16]

who does not like dwarfs? i got into a fight with one once in a bar..

Did the drawf mistake your a$$ for his hat? I hope he wasn't sporting a G.I. Joe haircut!

the dwarf, was a former school mate of mine, and had gone into local professional wrestling..i am talking the kentucky..southern illinois circuit...

anyway, i was drunk years ago in carbondale..and Doug, his name, came up to me and i picked him up to say hello and that pissed him off..so i picked him up again and this time tossed him around...dropping him on the curb, by accident..not really a shiny moment in my life...

note to self: dont pick up dwarfs in the bar.

[Nagishkaw 510]

especially if your planning to put a CURB on things.

[rebex05 1]

Just want to say I am Mexican (please dont ask me questions cause I cant speak for anyone except me) and I DETEST anybody honking their horn because they are too fricken lazy to get out of their car and knock on the door or call on cell. Just low class

Pretty sure Mexicans aren't the only ones who do this.

[de_sjiem 0]

Maybe i should ask my neighbors why do they have lowered cars with huge rims. lol

Well i can answer that one... it improves handling.. (and no I am not Mexican.. but we lowered our car recently, only 1.5 inches and it makes a BIG difference on how it goes around corners)

[peejay 327]

Gustavo Arellano's "Ask a Mexican" column has run in the Houston Press newspaper for a long time. It can be quite hilarious at times.

A white guy could never get away with the racist ####### he dishes out in his weekly column.

[rclouse 0]

Turns out the author is a regular on NPR here in SoCal. Yesterday he was being interviewed about this book, it was pretty funny.

For example, why do Mexicans have these expensive cars parked in front of their tenement homes? Because they're assimilating, dummy! They see Americans conspicuous consumption and they want to fit in.

I for one am not afraid of our soon to be Latino overlords. They'll be Americans soon enough.

[isleta521 5]

Just want to say I am Mexican (please dont ask me questions cause I cant speak for anyone except me) and I DETEST anybody honking their horn because they are too fricken lazy to get out of their car and knock on the door or call on cell. Just low class

Pretty sure Mexicans aren't the only ones who do this.

My point exactly - but a lot do.