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metta   0

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The Pastor's Donkey

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he

entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: .....

PASTOR'S ### OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity

that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in

another race. The next day, the local paper headline

read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ###.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the

pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided

to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the

following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ### IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would

have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a

farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ### FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the

nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains

where it could run wild. The next day the headlines

read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ### IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day.

MORAL OF THE STORY?

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you

much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So,

be yourself and enjoy life ... stop worrying about

everyone else's ### and you'll live longer and be a

lot happier!

eau_xplain Experienced

eau_xplain   2

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:lol: :lol:

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brnidokiegurl   0

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good one :thumbs:

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BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Saddle Bronc   124

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:lol: :lol:

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mybackpages Mentor

mybackpages   0

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I love a good donkey story :lol:

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broma25 Proficient

broma25   2

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Good one :thumbs:

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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I love a good donkey story :lol:

amen to that sister...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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