'Sinking' Pacific nation Tuvalu appears to be growing

[Umka36 781]

37 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Too many women perhaps need to get with the program when it comes to farts.

To quote my 2 year old, "sometime dad stinks".

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

No one has yet explained whether farting outside contributes more to global warming than farting inside does.

Methane released by bovine is a real thing. Hotly debated in past 

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

No one has yet explained whether farting outside contributes more to global warming than farting inside does.

Methane released by bovine is a real thing. Hotly debated in past 

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

34 minutes ago, Bill & Katya said:

Definitely farting inside does more harm to the environment.  With flatulence inside, the wife gets excited, her respiration increases, and she makes more noise than normal releasing a lot more CO2 to add to the MEEEEthane that I emitted.

If wimmens hate farting why do I always get attention for it.

 

I farted in PT formation one day. Brought the house down 

[TBoneTX 46,075]

12 hours ago, Bill & Katya said:

Definitely farting inside does more harm to the environment.  With flatulence inside, the wife gets excited, her respiration increases, and she makes more noise than normal releasing a lot more CO2 to add to the MEEEEthane that I emitted.

Tell her that farting by guys is healthy & normal (including at the dinner table), and that she is not to go "aysheep."

[Dashinka 24,778]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Tell her that farting by guys is healthy & normal (including at the dinner table), and that she is not to go "aysheep."

I do, she hasn't bought it yet.  She does tolerate the dog being a gas bag mostly because she emits SBDs!

[Umka36 781]

4 hours ago, Bill & Katya said:

I do, she hasn't bought it yet.  She does tolerate the dog being a gas bag mostly because she emits SBDs!

I know we are way off topic, but my wife said if she had known this about me she wouldn't have married me. After meeting with my best friend, I think she finally understands that I'm not the only one who farts and think it's funny (his wife talked to mine about learning to accept this male flaw).

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

I have been on a fiber kick lately.. Boy I tell you what

[TBoneTX 46,075]

1 hour ago, Umka36 said:

this male flaw

But it's not a flaw; rather, it's a defining -- even distinguishing -- characteristic.

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

1 hour ago, Umka36 said:

I know we are way off topic, but my wife said if she had known this about me she wouldn't have married me. After meeting with my best friend, I think she finally understands that I'm not the only one who farts and think it's funny (his wife talked to mine about learning to accept this male flaw).

MALE flaw?  

 

Bwahahahahahahaha.