The Daily Trump wins again thread

[Boiler 45,516]

2 minutes ago, 90DayFinancier said:

Okay, but forthwith and fortnightly...we don't use those types terms in tech...but proceeded m'lady

They are used in English.

 

[90DayFinancier 910]

2 minutes ago, Boiler said:

They are used in English.

 

Exactly, techies don't speak English, they use terms like Non-endian, fencepost error, poptart and mountain dew

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

13 minutes ago, 90DayFinancier said:

Okay, but forthwith and fortnightly...we don't use those types terms in tech...but proceeded m'lady

He said first, TDS was Trump D--- Size calibrated in micrometers. When I asked what the modes were, he said, f- if I know. I turn it on, it tells me total dissolved solids in water. 

 

Then we discussed his desire to purchase this: https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cto/d/signal-hill-1991-bmw-850i-48k-mi/7043107138.html

 

Deep thoughts.

[90DayFinancier 910]

10 minutes ago, elmcitymaven said:

He said first, TDS was Trump D--- Size calibrated in micrometers. When I asked what the modes were, he said, f- if I know. I turn it on, it tells me total dissolved solids in water. 

 

Then we discussed his desire to purchase this: https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cto/d/signal-hill-1991-bmw-850i-48k-mi/7043107138.html

 

Deep thoughts.

This is the bimner with two batteries in the trunk. I seriously saw this and heard a high pitch "Everybody Dance Now" in my head.

Edited January 22, 2020 by 90DayFinancier

[Boiler 45,516]

I can see how totally dissolved solids would equally apply.

[90DayFinancier 910]

For the unskooled:

 

 

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

3 minutes ago, Boiler said:

I can see how totally dissolved solids would equally apply.

Are you also a fish fancier, then?

2 minutes ago, 90DayFinancier said:

For the unskooled:

 

 

Like I'm back in high school. 

 

Let the rhythm move you. 

[Boiler 45,516]

15 minutes ago, elmcitymaven said:

Are you also a fish fancier, then?

 

Only when battered.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

4 hours ago, 90DayFinancier said:

forthwith and fortnightly...we don't use those types terms in tech

Sounds like some attempted or actual tortfeasin' goin' on around here...

[Dashinka 24,499]

6 hours ago, elmcitymaven said:

He said first, TDS was Trump D--- Size calibrated in micrometers. When I asked what the modes were, he said, f- if I know. I turn it on, it tells me total dissolved solids in water. 

 

Then we discussed his desire to purchase this: https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cto/d/signal-hill-1991-bmw-850i-48k-mi/7043107138.html

 

Deep thoughts.

What deep thoughts, it is what it is, a device to measure total dissolved solids which is quite common.  That you thought it was something else is a little telling.

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

12 hours ago, elmcitymaven said:

He said first, TDS was Trump D--- Size calibrated in micrometers. When I asked what the modes were, he said, f- if I know. I turn it on, it tells me total dissolved solids in water. 

 

Then we discussed his desire to purchase this: https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cto/d/signal-hill-1991-bmw-850i-48k-mi/7043107138.html

 

Deep thoughts.

I see an aquarium in your living room.

And have to seriously dis-recommend said BMW.  Unless you are a fan of expensive visits to a mechanic.

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

17 minutes ago, ALFKAD said:

I see an aquarium in your living room.

And have to seriously dis-recommend said BMW.  Unless you are a fan of expensive visits to a mechanic.

Yes to that. See a lot of souls trying to trade out of them when the service contract runs out

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

57 minutes ago, ALFKAD said:

I see an aquarium in your living room.

And have to seriously dis-recommend said BMW.  Unless you are a fan of expensive visits to a mechanic.

He is a breeder of a particular type of tropical fish and on the board of trustees for the national organization. Many, many, many fish in his living room. When we merge homes this year, one of the bedrooms is being given over to fish, oh, and my study, I guess.

 

No idea where this BMW thing is coming from. He has to buy a car later this year and we have gone from considering a Mazda CX3 to this... car. Baffled. 

39 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Yes to that. See a lot of souls trying to trade out of them when the service contract runs out

He knows my thoughts but I would not dare to tell my beloved what to do.

 

Yet. 

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

20 minutes ago, elmcitymaven said:

He is a breeder of a particular type of tropical fish and on the board of trustees for the national organization. Many, many, many fish in his living room. When we merge homes this year, one of the bedrooms is being given over to fish, oh, and my study, I guess.

 

No idea where this BMW thing is coming from. He has to buy a car later this year and we have gone from considering a Mazda CX3 to this... car. Baffled. 

He knows my thoughts but I would not dare to tell my beloved what to do.

 

Yet. 

What are these special tropical fish?  

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

5 minutes ago, ALFKAD said:

What are these special tropical fish?  

I don't want to open up my boy to some doxing as I've just outed him as a trustee. Not that I would accuse anyone on here of such nonsense, but you know, better safe and all that. Here's a picture of one in the species:

 

They're quite small, generally.