The Daily Trump wins again thread

[luckytxn 2,264]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

You talkin' 'bout them, or us?

Buddy of mine observed, "I prostate myself before the throne of frequent urination."

I would never accuse anyone else besides myself of abusing the throne. Glad that is over and WE survived it and want to warn any others here that some remedies from their former countries that our significant others try to force us to take are very bad ideas. 

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

42 minutes ago, luckytxn said:

I would never accuse anyone else besides myself of abusing the throne. Glad that is over and WE survived it and want to warn any others here that some remedies from their former countries that our significant others try to force us to take are very bad ideas. 

I hear the simple surgery is very effective in opening the gap and allowing things to flow freely once again.

[luckytxn 2,264]

Just now, ALFKAD said:

I hear the simple surgery is very effective in opening the gap and allowing things to flow freely once again.

Yeah but I went my to doctor and he gave me steroids and antibiotics and it cleared up. The problem that aggravated it was my wife bought coconuts and made me  drink the juice out of them and it turned out to be a diuretic that me me get up hourly to go instead of the beforehand 2-3 times a night. I think she hates me and did it on purpose. Anyway I am ok now but want to warn others here that marry foreigners here to be wary of their partners home remedies from their former countries.

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

2 hours ago, luckytxn said:

Yeah but I went my to doctor and he gave me steroids and antibiotics and it cleared up. The problem that aggravated it was my wife bought coconuts and made me  drink the juice out of them and it turned out to be a diuretic that me me get up hourly to go instead of the beforehand 2-3 times a night. I think she hates me and did it on purpose. Anyway I am ok now but want to warn others here that marry foreigners here to be wary of their partners home remedies from their former countries.

Fresh coconut juice is very good for you, as well as lots of ailments, to include dehydration.  Your wife is very smart!

[laylalex 7,284]

23 hours ago, Randyandyuni said:

Don’t forget the sammich

I didn't! He's been bugging me for three weeks to make him a meatball sub, ever since his boss's boss (the one who ordered him to move to Santa Monica) mentioned them in passing in a meeting, and then Al got fixated on the idea of a meatball sub. Apparently only my subs will do, because he shouldn't eat nightshade plants so the usual marinara sauce is out. (Trust me, being around him when he's had tomato sauce or eggplant is NOT an enjoyable experience.) So I made him one last night with beef gravy and all was right with the world.

23 hours ago, Boiler said:

VJ is my therapist.

That's certainly affordable! Does it come with @Nature Boy 2.0's platinum plan?

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Didn't want to pre-attribute this to you, but you were in our thoughts, Dear...  

Biggest relationship test will be when you get out of bed several times a month at 2 a.m. to completely rearrange the furniture, which he will then invariably trip over.

Well, he can consider the tripping over payback for all the earsplitting snoring I have to put up with. 😖 His sIster is worse! (I know how @Boiler likes updates on the sisters, so that's for him.😘)

 

Also, for all of this prostate talk, I get some freebies to talk about (and you can choose one): (1) periods, (2) haircare or (3) skincare. Oh, or (4) makeup. Sorry, I think that's the rules.  

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

2 minutes ago, laylalex said:

I didn't! He's been bugging me for three weeks to make him a meatball sub,

3 weeks?  you need more training!

[laylalex 7,284]

Just now, Ban Hammer said:

3 weeks?  you need more training!

Don't worry too much about him. He's been fed and watered by me every day, including other types of sandwiches, most of which had meat in them.

[Boiler 45,516]

How much is there to talk about a full stop?

[laylalex 7,284]

16 minutes ago, Boiler said:

How much is there to talk about a full stop?

5-7 days' worth, on average. 🌊

[Boiler 45,516]

3 hours ago, laylalex said:

5-7 days' worth, on average. 🌊

👌

[luckytxn 2,264]

Just now, ALFKAD said:

Fresh coconut juice is very good for you, as well as lots of ailments, to include dehydration.  Your wife is very smart!

Yes and it can be a diuretic and the last thing I needed at that time. I made sure I woke her up every time I had to get up and go. Now I can drink the stuff and be OK.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Returning to topic, look at end of first paragraph (as well as reading whole article):

https://www.nationalreview.com/2019/12/donald-trump-foreign-policy-successes-nato-alliance-future-direction/

 

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

[luckytxn 2,264]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Returning to topic, look at end of first paragraph (as well as reading whole article):

https://www.nationalreview.com/2019/12/donald-trump-foreign-policy-successes-nato-alliance-future-direction/

 

That is a lot of money Trump has forced NATO countries to pony up for their own defense. That one clause of "an attack on one is an attack on all" makes them lazy as they know that the U.S. will come and save them or deter THEIR enemies. NATO doesn't need a new vision but needs to be dismantled and Europe needs to replace with European model. They are wealthy now and the U.S. needs to start caring for our own now.

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

158,593,000 Employed in November: 24th Record Breaker for Trump

 

https://www.cnsnews.com/article/national/susan-jones/158593000-employed-november-24th-record-breaker-trump