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USCIS Focus Group Poll

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What do YOU deserve!  

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  1. 1. You have been used and abused by USCIS. You've paid lots of fees and paid you dues. If USCIS were passing out 'thank you gifts' - what would you want for your time, trouble, and money?

    • A t-shirt that declares you 'Legal Alien Allowed to Work'
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    • 'Wel-cum to America' condoms.
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    • Free paper shredder for AOS approval party.
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    • A camera that date and time stamps all photos and adds the phrase 'see how happy we STILL are' across the bottom.
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    • A bumper sticker that says 'Thanks for the DAYUM visa'
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    • A USCIS special edition Monopoly game with the 4 service centers as railroads and Condolezza Rice as the Top Hat Guy.
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    • A partridge in a pear tree.
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pax Proficient

pax   0

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"Thanks for the DAYUM visa" bumper sticker applicable only to Shons, of course.

Abby (U.S.) and Ewen (Scotland): We laughed. We cried. Our witness didn't speak English. Happily married (finally), 27 December 2006.

Latest news: Green card received 16 April 2007. USCIS-free until 3 January 2009! Eligible to naturalize 3 April 2010.

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all the mud in this town, all the dirt in this world

none of it sticks on you, you shake it off

'cause you're better than that, and you don't need it

there's nothing wrong with you

--Neil Finn

On second thought, let us not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place.

--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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"Thanks for the DAYUM visa" bumper sticker applicable only to Shons, of course.

add chopf##k to it

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Dixie_Peach Experienced

Dixie_Peach   1

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"Thanks for the DAYUM visa" bumper sticker applicable only to Shons, of course.

add chopf##k to it

if you did that... i would definitely want 2 bumper stickers!!! hehe

Tho' lovers be lost, love shall not... and death shall have NO dominion!

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The will of God will never take you,

to where the grace of God will not protect you.

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moondancer627 Community Regular

moondancer627   0

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:P Looks like we are all getting T-shirts....

I also like the Slogan... I survived USCIS....

7-3-06 GREEN CARD ARRIVES IN MAIL!!!! Done for two years!!!!!!

I am here to help, even if it's just to offer my shoulder to cry or vent on... We are all in this together.!

My answers are based on personal experience, not fact.

We are on this rollercoaster ride together holding on for dear life.

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eau_xplain Experienced

eau_xplain   2

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I'd like the USCIS special edition of Monopoly please!! Where a wrong throw can put you into AR or you get a GC with the wrong photo/sex/name/etc.!!

08/17/08: Mailed N400 to TSC

08/19/08: USPS attempted delivery

08/20/08: TSC received N400

08/21/08: TSC cashed check

09/02/08: Received NOA...........Priority date: 08/20/08

..............................................Notice date : 08/22/08

09/02/08: Received Biometrics Notification

09/18/08: Biometrics completed - Charlotte DO

10/24/08: Received Interview Letter

12/08/08: Interview @ 1:00pm. APPROVED!

01/05/09: Oath Ceremony 10:00AM. Now officially a USC!!!

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01/17/09: Applied for US Passport and passport card

01/28/09: Received US Passport

01/29/09: Received US passport card

01/29/09: Received naturalization certificate back from passport office

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Mand Proficient

Mand   1

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I (L) the Monopoly idea!! ...You put none instead of N/A: You miss a turn and are doomed to the black hole for another few months :)

03.04.2009......Posted I-130 to U.S. Embassy

03.04.2009......Ordered Police Certificate for Visa Purposes from Local Garda Office (ordered over the phone)

03.05.2009......I-130 received at Embassy

03.06.2009......Received Police Cert

03.18.2009......I-130 Approved

09.10.2009......Medical Exam

09.23.2009......Embassy receives Notice of Readiness

10.13.2009......Received our interview date

10.29.2009......Successful interview!

11.5.2009........Visa received in post

11.7.2009........All the family flew to the US together :)

12.20.2009......Received Welcome to America letter

12.24.2009......10 year Greencard received in the mail

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munchkins   0

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I want the shirt for job interviews.... :P

Ditto that one :lol::lol:

[The reason god put spaces in between your fingers was so another person's hands could fill it up.

CHERISH YESTERDAY, LIVE TODAY AND DREAM TOMORROW

Life is like a song... Sing it.

Life is like a challenge... Pursue it.

Life is like a sacrifice... Offer it.

Life is love... Enjoy it.

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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or, for the chappelle fans..' i got a green card biaaaaaatch"

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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chri'stina   190

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I like the monopoly idea :lol:

Honestly I bet that would be something funny to make and sell it on places like VJ. There could be go to Admin Review instead of go to jail, or go to RFE land, etc.

Married since 9-18-04(All K1 visa & GC details in timeline.)

Ishu tum he mere Prabhu:::Jesus you are my Lord

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ktun   0

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Well I voted for the Monopoly set, but also like Moondancer's idea "I survived USCIS" T-Shirt.

What I'd really like is a grovelling letter of apology for putting us unecessarily in RFE hell for 2 months. I would frame that and put it pride of place on top of the organ.

Well I voted for the Monopoly set, but also like Moondancer's idea "I survived USCIS" T-Shirt.

What I'd really like is a grovelling letter of apology for putting us unecessarily in RFE hell for 2 months. I would frame that and put it pride of place on top of the organ.

AOS TIMELINE

16th December 2005 - Sent I-130, AOS, EAD & AP USPS overnight to Chicago Lockbox

18th December 2005 - Received at Chicago 9.18pm.

23rd December 2005 - NOAs for I-130, AOS, EAD, AP!! Didn't expect them that quickly

13th January 2006 - RFE for Medical and additional I-864 info

17th January 2006 - INFOPASS Apt about RFE.

23rd January 2006 - Appointment notice for Biometrics on 10th Feb.

10th February 2006 - Biometrics Appointment

21st February 2006 - Medical. Cost $250 including all blood tests, Td Shot, TB test and Titers for MMR and Varicella.

27th February 2006 - Appointment with immigration lawyer re. RFE for I-864.

1st March 2006 - Final results Medical. Papers in hand to send.

10th March 2006 - RFE responses to Lees Summit

13th March 2006 - RFE responses signed for at Lees Summit

24th March 2006 - Emergency AP approved in Omaha

28th March 2006- Collected AP

31st March 2006 - EAD Approval online

7th April 2006 - EAD arrived in mailbox.

21st April 2006- Received Interview Date for 22nd June

9th May 2006- Received SSN

22nd June 2006- AOS INTERVIEW APPROVED

REMOVING CONDITIONS

June 20 2008 - Package mailed to CSC under new rules. Would have been an NSC transfer

June 23 2008 - Package recieved at CSC

June 27 2008 - Recieve NOA1

July 16 2008 - Biometrics

July 17 2008 - Touched

September 9 2008 - Card production ordered

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silvanski   1

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:P Looks like we are all getting T-shirts....

I also like the Slogan... I survived USCIS....

Hmmm, I'd better get copyright on that one :whistle:;)

Entry in the USA: May 13 2005

10 yr GC approved: October 5 2007

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charmac7   4

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I would like a letter of apology for all their screw-ups

a cheque for a couple of million $ for having to refile everything cause after 11 months they lost my file

and the fu*king green card sometime before I die

Char

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