The Rant of Our Discontent

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Saturday GSs/ESs to be disrupted, sigh man.

Mrs. T-B. has morning obligation, empresaria she man.

Mama T-B. wants to see Mini-B. starting at Many a.m., smack in prime-GS-time man.

We must drop him plus some requested supplies, then probably stay to socialize, yak senior she man.

We then must return to retrieve Mini-B. in 2 hours, limit of stamina senior she man.

We will probably then take Mini-B. to lunch, ingest we and wee man.

Most GSs end at noon or 1 p.m., idiot hours man.

Offspring under Many years old not allowed at most ESs, insurance regulations man.

We still think that we can hit several GSs during compressed interim time, itinerary fairly compact man.

 

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Cat de-lapped herself after an hour & Many (2x2x2+2+1) minutes, affectionate/sleepy miu man.

 

We are finally conceptualizing our tell-all expose on our hosing at the ####### Guayaquil consulate almost Many (2x2x2+2) years ago, it having taken us just about that long to deduce how & why man.

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Yesterday (Friday) was the 1-year anniversary of the passing of Aunt T-B., senior she man.

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We simply can't handle this furious volume of scintillating daily repartee, no man.

 

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

We had attended only ESs this year until today, discriminating we man.

We are re-reminded of how pathetic GSs can be, sigh man.

 

The take, see man:

-- large pack of Hefty designer napkins = half-of-half a buck, steal man

-- 2-gal. gas can that doesn't require Many arms to operate = $Many ($2+1), OK man

-- Ralph Lauren bathmat; DKNY bath & hand-towels; flipflops; Banana Republic tie = $Many ($2x2x2-1), steal man

-- Many (2x2x2x2-1) unexpired canned vegetables & Many (2+2+1) bags pinto beans = free, dream man*

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2+half of half a buck), satisfying man

 

*lady running ES was rather space-cadetty, loopy she man

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Near one ES was our #2 favorite thrift-store, visit we man.

We got Mini-B. Many (2x2x2-1) shirts for $Many ($2x2x2x2-2), deal man.

We also got our Frequent Shopper card fully stamped for half-off any purchase through September, whee man.

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After GS-ing, we returned casa-ward, showered, and napped like the deadest thing ever, reincarnate us as a cat we man.

We set the alarm for 2 hours but slept for Many (2+1) hours, imitate cat we man.

As we were awakening, Mrs. T-B. appeared to tell us of a dinner party wrapping up downstairs, surprised we man.

She had invited mom-of-Mini-B.'s amigo, a neighborette, and our Ecu handyman, all known to us man.

 

Mrs. T-B. had actually cooked chicken without fouling it with noxious poison, cilantro blessedly absent man.

She also used disposable plates, blessed lapse-in-ADD she man.

Everyone complimented us on our ability to nap, proficient we at zzz man.

It was apparently "National Day for Sleeping," celebrate we man.

Mrs. T-B. needs to throw more casual dinner parties, this one nice man.

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Outside temperature Many (2x2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2]+2) F., springlike man.

Trees are budding like illegitimate male children, high pollen count man.

Mosquito-hawks are looking for as-yet-nonexistent mosquitoes, just wait man.

And we hear that some places are still getting snow, Minnesota man.

Texas weather Many, elsewhere's weather zero man.

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Laundry subdued; de-dishing/cat imminent; might get to bed before Many a.m. for first Saturday night in 2 or Many weeks, need zzz we man.

 

Mornin', mainly absent Commie- and other absent babes with apparently absent +1 inventories!

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The sun is out! My goodness, We haven't seen that for a week. The dog is happy, even if it is very wet still.

Bad day yesterday, storms and more rain but nothing shelter worthy here. There were some tornados east of us, on the other side of the state. I did feel better having had the shelter installed. The power blinked off an on a couple of times, due I think from lines slapping together.

Next round comes through Wednesday.

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Well -- finally some scintillating repartee, whee Eh ma'am!

Sick of rain here, besodden we man; ground can't hold another drop, saturated man.

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Laundry load #Many (2+2) baking, last one man.

Left casa to gas the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile and get Mini-B.'s hairs cut, shorn wee man.

We go to a shop where everyone speaks Spanish, Mini-B. can understand but disclaims same man.

He was so good again this time, and he was again proud of his guapo haircut, handsome wee man.

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I'm exhausted.  The end.

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Fotos of Nola-B.'s exhausted hindquarters now, see man... uh... or not man...

Exhaustedly tell us why, expectorate the reasons ma'am...

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Time for Turtle update, update on wee ma'am.

Time for chicken update, apparently too chicken to post about it Ontarklar man.

Time for MIL updates from T & Eh ma'ams, updates ma'ams.

Time for AWOL explanations from C-ma'am and D2 ma'am, where have you been young ladies ma'ams.

Time for update on La Colombiana, si R man.

And inexcusably absent bad Asia!  Inexcusably absent bad, INEXCUSABLY ABSENT BAD Asia!

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Repartee so scintillating that we might head for bed soon, unthinkably before midnight man.

Of course, Mini-B. sleeping on our side of our bed, zzz wee man.

He was reminded of how much easier his hair dries (actually, all his hairs dry) after baths when he's gotten his hairs cut, si wee man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and absent/exhausted other-babes with zealously protected +1 inventories!