The Rant of Our Discontent

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Scintillating repartee today, yawn man.

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Mrs. T-B. drives like a girl, metaphorically speaking man.

Actually, she drives worse than that, metaphorically speaking man.

We had an event at Mini-B.'s skool this eve, meet there separately man.

We then took the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile for pizza-retrieval, she drive we man.

-- She went over every possible speed-bump too fast and unevenly, Many years of back-therapy out the window man.

-- Before stopsigns, she went full speed until about a car length before, then jammed on the brakes, ouch man.

-- On city streets, she impeded traffic by going Many (~2x2x2x2) mph under the posted speed, Life Prison Sentence for that man.

-- When we rightfully went aysheep about all this, she said, "I don't want to hear your boosheep about my driving, no man!", si man.

Furthermore, the pizza that she ordered was wholly inadequate, wouldn't feed a flea man.

Furthermore, Mini-B. farted in the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile and we got blamed, Life Is Unfair man.

Edited February 23, 2018 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Sorry to hear your kids aren't feeling well, Ontarkie & Steve. I hope they'll get better soon

T-B, your son is a great little man!

[Asia 2,498]

LOL, so sometimes when my friends take some silly quizes on facebook, I take them too just for fun

[NikLR 13,227]

Tbone you likely taught her to drive so any driving issues are yours!

 

Dog farts stink so bad fyi

[SAT 9,609]

3 hours ago, Asia said:

LOL, so sometimes when my friends take some silly quizes on facebook, I take them too just for fun

 

 

"I wish I could say that Joanna fought the good fight that day, but the sisters got her again....." 

[TBoneTX 45,361]

4 hours ago, Asia said:

T-B, your son is a great little man!

He's a cheap off the old block, oj tak.

4 hours ago, Asia said:

LOL, so sometimes when my friends take some silly quizes on facebook, I take them too just for fun

You should be reading all of our posts since the last time you were here (Many days ago, precisely) and bonusing all of them, oj tak.

Delinquent Asia!  Delinquent, DELINQUENT Asia!

4 hours ago, NikLR said:

1.  Tbone you likely taught her to drive so any driving issues are yours!

2.  Dog farts stink so bad fyi

1.  She "knew" how already, sigh man.

2.  One morning pre-Mrs.-T-B., we were drowsily stirring in bed.  Previous Cat T-B. jumped up, head-butted us, then turned around and farted on us.  We awoke rather more quickly than usual, pungent man.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

March Many'th (2x2x2x2+1th) is St. Patrick's Day most places, and Columbus Day in Poland, festive occasions si man and oj tak.

 

Order your commemorative pre-owned toilet seats today for each holiday, si man/oj tak!  Delivery should occur in ample, comfortable time for pre-holiday home installation (at your effort and expense), si man.  Remember the principles of supply & demand and order now, $i... er, si man!

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Afternoon/evenin', rarely present Commie- and other babes with rarely allocated +1 inventories!

[Ontarkie 14,235]

On 2/21/2018 at 1:52 AM, TBoneTX said:

When next invited for dinner, do NOT eat the possum, no D ma'am -- it's surely poisoned, si man!

We do not get invited for anything and that is how I like it. 

 

On 2/21/2018 at 4:56 AM, NikLR said:

Birthday went okay.

Happy belated birthday

 

On 2/21/2018 at 10:47 AM, cdneh said:

It's the damp that gets to me. Auckland was that way, cold and damp all winter, and no central heating. Goes right through to my bones. Of course, in no time at all, it will be very hot here, so something else for me to moan about.  Although, I'd rather be hot than cold!

Yes the dampness kills me too. 

 

On 2/21/2018 at 11:14 AM, SAT said:

Miss Turtéll, month of February, strep, flu, and now pneumonia. The latter likely caused by the amox and Tamiflu regimen destroying her immune system. Now she's on a Z-pack. Poor kid...

 

Get her on a probiotic if you haven't already. 

 

Ok thats about all I ready through anow back to bed.

[SAT 9,609]

Yeah the doctor said probiotics after the z pack...

 

I need to find probiotics made for turtles...

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

6 hours ago, SAT said:

 

 

"I wish I could say that Joanna fought the good fight that day, but the sisters got her again....." 

Big LOL

[TBoneTX 45,361]

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

We do not get invited for anything and that is how I like it. 

Possumless Ontarklar!  Possumless, POSSUMLESS Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Another quota-exceeding week of POTS sales, $i man.

On way casa-ward, bought some LED candelabra bulbs for porch light, fed up man.

Standard bulbs with so-called "2-year life" out-burn in less than a year, grrrr man.

Maybe these (of purported Many-year lifespan) will last longer, not holding our breath man.

 

Serious question, see man:  Do any porch-light models have a snap-up lid or snap-down sides to facilitate bulb replacement, huh man?  Or are they all "disassemble almost to zero and still have to work too hard to remove/replace the bulbs," huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,361]

No nap this eve, no man.

Mrs. T-B. groggy on antihistamines, angioedema of the lip for second day in a row she man.

Mini-B. asleep with her in our bed, displaced we man.

Cat asleep on lap, late TV news impending man.

 

Mrs. T-B. hand-warshed dishes (knowing that Friday is our dish day, ADD she man).

Worse, she put them in the warshdisher to dry, forbidden man.

She was so groggy that we would have wasted effort going aysheep in her face, conclude we man.

However, we are not camping happily, no and grrrr man.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Well, missed late TV news, sigh man.

However, heaven frowns on anyone who intentionally disturbs a sleeping cat, miu zzz man.

Our legs are both completely asleep, lame we man.

However, heaven frowns on anyone who intentionally disturbs a sleeping cat, miu zzz man.