The Rant of Our Discontent

[TBoneTX 45,333]

4 hours ago, cdneh said:

I am a bad dog mum apparently

Yours have it rrrrruff, obviously Eh ma'am.

Bad dog mum Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,333]

5 hours ago, SAT said:

What went wrong...

Typically, we have found that it's a paucity of rubias, continuous recruitment and interviewing necessary man.

[TBoneTX 45,333]

Storming outside, cats & dogs man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', still-absent Commie- and communicative other-babes with +1 inventories!

[NikLR 13,227]

Birthday went okay.

[cdneh 3,112]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

[T-B. furiously performs algebraic cypherin']

 

We presume that both you and she are at least Many years old, si Eh ma'am.

 

Accordingly, whether she is Many years old and you are Many years old, or conversely she is Many years old but you are Many years old, wouldn't you be Many years old for more than Many weeks per year, huh Eh ma'am?

 

Now I'm confused. Her birthday is in the first week of July. My birthday is near the end of August. On her birthday she turns the age I presently am, and then at the end of August, on my birthday, I am older again.

[trudi 1,317]

Makes perfect sense to me, Redneck is the same age as me for 13 days each year 😁

 

I got carried away with the good weather we've been having and went out with canvas shoes this morning - it rained - lots so I had squishy shoes.

Came home and changed into proper shoes and the sun's out 😂

[cdneh 3,112]

1 minute ago, trudi said:

Makes perfect sense to me, Redneck is the same age as me for 13 days each year 😁

 

I got carried away with the good weather we've been having and went out with canvas shoes this morning - it rained - lots so I had squishy shoes.

Came home and changed into proper shoes and the sun's out 😂

 

 

Good weather! So glad someone has good weather. I went out with the dog last night in my wellies and squished with every step. The lawn is like a sponge that hasn't been rung out. And more on the way!  Turned cold again overnight, the weather guy says it is 28 degrees cooler here than the same time yesterday. Over it.

[trudi 1,317]

1 minute ago, cdneh said:

 

 

Good weather! So glad someone has good weather. I went out with the dog last night in my wellies and squished with every step. The lawn is like a sponge that hasn't been rung out. And more on the way!  Turned cold again overnight, the weather guy says it is 28 degrees cooler here than the same time yesterday. Over it.

I'm incredibly grateful that redneck lives here, we get cold in the winter but even though technically it's much colder than the UK it doesn't feel it (I'm guessing that's something to do with the wind chill there)

I definitely like living in a warmer, drier climate 😁

[cdneh 3,112]

It's the damp that gets to me. Auckland was that way, cold and damp all winter, and no central heating. Goes right through to my bones. Of course, in no time at all, it will be very hot here, so something else for me to moan about.  Although, I'd rather be hot than cold!

[SAT 9,609]

6 hours ago, NikLR said:

Birthday went okay.

Happy birthday

[SAT 9,609]

Miss Turtéll, month of February, strep, flu, and now pneumonia. The latter likely caused by the amox and Tamiflu regimen destroying her immune system. Now she's on a Z-pack. Poor kid...

 

[cdneh 3,112]

Oh, the poor little lass. She's having a very bad time. I hope she kicks this off and feels better soon 

[SAT 9,609]

Thank you

[TBoneTX 45,333]

1 hour ago, cdneh said:

Now I'm confused. Her birthday is in the first week of July. My birthday is near the end of August. On her birthday she turns the age I presently am, and then at the end of August, on my birthday, I am older again.

This illustrates the elegant flexibility of P-math, see Eh ma'am:  you are both Many years old at all times, clearly Eh ma'am.

1 hour ago, trudi said:

1.  Makes perfect sense to me

2.  Redneck is the same age as me for Many days each year

1.  With-it T ma'am!  With-it, WITH-IT T ma'am!

2.  Remedial P-math-needing T ma'am!  Remedial P-math-needing, REMEDIAL P-MATH-NEEDING T ma'am!

6 hours ago, NikLR said:

Birthday went okay.

Happy Many'th birthday, si Niki-B. ma'am!

Edited February 21, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,333]

10 minutes ago, SAT said:

Miss Turtéll [...] Poor kid...

Sorry, man.  Rapid recovery to Wee ma'am #2, si man.