The Rant of Our Discontent

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 minute ago, Ontarkie said:

Congratulations to mine TB. 

 

 

Tornado is sick. Fever and sleeping. This child never sleeps so you know she's really sick.

 

Poor kiddo.

 

The Troll on the other hand is hitting my last defense before keyed deadbolt access for the inside of the doors.  I've ordered a childlock for the deadbolts, I put up those alarms that sound when you open a door.  All because yesterday, he escaped the house.  

 

I'm thinking I should just move straight to the keyed deadbolt, though.  Choices.  

[Ontarkie 14,234]

58 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Poor kiddo.

 

The Troll on the other hand is hitting my last defense before keyed deadbolt access for the inside of the doors.  I've ordered a childlock for the deadbolts, I put up those alarms that sound when you open a door.  All because yesterday, he escaped the house.  

 

I'm thinking I should just move straight to the keyed deadbolt, though.  Choices.  

Oh man that is not good at all. I hope you find something that slows him down. 

[TBoneTX 45,331]

16 hours ago, trudi said:

Well done on getting a medal Mini TB and for sticking with it, it'll be gold next time

Gracias, T ma'am, but how come YOUR post is getting bonused and ours isn't, unfair man?

12 hours ago, cdneh said:

Great approach Tbone. I applaud you both.   And congratulations to Mini TB, doing so well, and so soon. Smart cookie

Gracias, Eh ma'am, but how come YOUR post is getting bonused and ours isn't, unfair man?

Edited February 19, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,331]

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Tornado is sick. Fever and sleeping. This child never sleeps so you know she's really sick.

Sorry, D ma'am.

10 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Choices.  

How about a straitjacket, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,331]

Exciting -- oj nie, gripping -- Sunday report, see man:

 

Ended up doing Many (2x2x2-1) laundry loads for second consecutive weekend, macho we man.

Went out to get our hairs cut, cooler we man.

Insisted that barberette pluck any remotely red hair so that Mrs. T-B. can never mistake us for the Rojo, increase the odds man.

[TBoneTX 45,331]

Mrs. T-B. told us about her rubia moment at her Friday yak-fest, spill beans she man.

 

Mrs. T-B. had been communicating with the hostess, named Jovita, hostess she man.

When Mrs. T-B. got to the yak-fest, she met Jovita and they hugged, finally meet man.

Mrs. T-B. then met another chica or two, social she man.

Mrs. T-B. then re-encountered Jovita and said, "You look familiar; have I seen you somewhere?  In a magazine, perhaps?"

Jovita looked confused and said, "Mrs. T-B., I'm Jovita -- we just met."

Mrs. T-B., embarrassed, blurted out, "This is why I don't drink!"

 

Full-force ADD she man.  

[TBoneTX 45,331]

One of our rubias had a moment recently, too, see man.

 

This rubia had iron-shaped burns on both ears, scorched she man.

We asked, "How did your left ear get burned, huh man?"

She said, "The phone rang, and I picked up the iron by mistake."

We asked, "And how did your right ear get burned, huh man?"

She said, "They called back."

[TBoneTX 45,331]

Falling asleep here in chair, elect us chairman man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and recently returned other-babes with +1 inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Sorry, D ma'am.

How about a straitjacket, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

 

He'd probably just kick the deadbolt open with his feet.

 

The kid is ridiculously strong for being 2 years old and built like a tank.  1000 years ago, he would have been an excellent warrior.

 

He grew a size when I was in the hospital and now barely fits into his cloth diapers or even the size 6 disposables.  

 

The youngest one now is built like a string bean.  He's getting too long for some 3 month clothes, but he's probably still skinny enough for some preemie stuff.  

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

In honor of TBoneTX, my wife and I grilled and ate T-bone steaks last night. Yum. And 4.99/lb, on sale, didn't break the bank. We don't normally eat a lot of red meat but every once in awhile we splurge.

 

After dinner we saw Black Panther at the movie theater. Pretty action packed movie, although I screwed up and bought tickets in the front row. Luckily we didn't come out the theater with headaches from the 3-D.

[TBoneTX 45,331]

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  He'd probably just kick the deadbolt open with his feet.

2.  The kid is ridiculously strong for being 2 years old and built like a tank.  Many years ago, he would have been an excellent warrior.

Many.  The youngest one now is built like a string bean.  He's getting too long for some Many-month clothes, but he's probably still skinny enough for some preemie stuff.  

1.  Straitjacket his feet, too, Nola-B. ma'am.  Shackles, perhaps man.

2.  Exhibiting his inherited ox-like strength, si Mini-Dutch wee man!

Many.  Fotos of beanish Mini-D. #2 now, see wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,331]

1 hour ago, Russ&Caro said:

1.  In honor of TBoneTX, my wife and I grilled and ate T-bone steaks last night.

2.  Many.Many/lb, on sale, didn't break the bank.

Many.  we didn't come out the theater with headaches from the Many-D.

1.  Cannibalism, ingest we man!  Reported!!!

2.  In P-math, this might be breakable or unbreakable, bank on it man.

Many.  Projection method precised, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,331]

In the busy lobby of the Darmowe Pieniądze w Polsce (Bank of Poland), a customer stooped to pick up something from the floor, oj tak.

 

"Did anybody lose a large roll of zlotys with a rubber band around them?" he asked in a loud voice.

Many people responded, "I did, oj tak!  I did, oj tak!"

"Well, I just now found the rubber band, oj tak," said the guy.

[TBoneTX 45,331]

It is Before Noon and therefore technically almost time to roll out from bed, groan man.

We needed a nap before we woke up this morning, need zzz we man.

[TBoneTX 45,331]

Missing Daily Disaster reports from Steveklar, out-spit them man.

Missing exercise reports from D2 & Niki-B., out-spit them ma'ams.

Missing the Which Chicken Turned Into Soup Today report from Ontarklar, out-spit it ma'am.

Missing MIL reports from T ma'am & Eh ma'am, out-spit them ma'am.

Missing "Why Am I So Busy After I Fired Everybody" reports from C-ma'am, out-spit them ma'am.

Missing any contact whatsoever from the absent, prodigal Asia, oj tak.

(Absent prodigal Asia!  Absent, ABSENT prodigal, PRODIGAL Asia!)