The Rant of Our Discontent

[TBoneTX 45,319]

10 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

are there really other people in the universe besides my husband that don't vacuum the edges of a room with the crevice tool?  Like, why bother vacuuming at all?

Because it's woman's work, si Nola-B. ma'am.

[T-B. ducks for cover]

[TBoneTX 45,319]

9 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I made sure I had a vacuum that sucked up the ####### at the edges. Before I found a vacuum with that ability I did. It would drive me nuts if it wasn't. 

Do not own, operate, or manufacture a vacuum cleaner that would drive the fearsome Ontarklar aysheep, no man!

[TBoneTX 45,319]

7 hours ago, NikLR said:

most of my furniture are against the walls and I only move that stuff 1-2 times a year. 

Most chicas get up in the middle of the night to rearrange it several times a week, sigh Niki-B. ma'am.

This is to make your husband trip over it constantly and to regularly make him go aysheep about it, key to Control In Marriage man.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

7 hours ago, NikLR said:

Besides my brother theyre very wonderful.

Does Mr. Niki-B. avoid family occasions because Bro Niki-B. might be at them, perhaps man?

Is Mr. Niki-B. introverted* or antisocial* in general, huh man?

 

*we hate People, Animals, and Things ourself, consistent philosophy man

[TBoneTX 45,319]

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I could smack him upside the head for you.

Do not off-tee, infuriate, or enrage the fiercely violent Ontarklar, no man!

[TBoneTX 45,319]

3 hours ago, Dianalorena said:

fallopian chat incoming and I won't apologize

You will and must not only apologize, but repent,  D2 ma'am!

Why does absolutely every chica of our acquaintance cramp for 2 weeks and bleed for 2 weeks, and every other chica of our acquaintance either cramp for 1 week and bleed for Many weeks or cramp for Many weeks and bleed for 1 week, huh man?

 

We repeat our Safety Rule #1 of Life, see man:  Trust nothing that bleeds for a week (or longer) yet does not die, heed man.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

We got a dead-to-world nap, coughing uncontrollably only a little (relatively speaking) at beginning & end, amazing man.

This cough really hacks us off, pun and no fun man.

We found an inhaler of Heap Strong Medicine and have been taking periodic snootfuls* of it, full of it we man.

 

*Snootful, n. - official medical unit of dosage

 

We found some stuff precautionarily bought in Mexico for occasions such as these and have begun ingesting it, caution to winds man.

Even if Time is the only cure, this stuff helps to relieve the symptoms, minimize the suffering man.

[TBoneTX 45,319]

We bought some chocolate-cheap cookies at Family Dollar yestereve, and we shall now venture downstairs on a safari for same, avoid dangerous wildcats* man.

 

*napping dead-to-world on sofa but liable to wake up to demand game of Wrappers, predictable miu man

[TBoneTX 45,319]

First row of chocolate-cheap cookies devoured, ingest we man.

Cat awoke, lapped herself on us, and sucked up, precursor to Wrappers miu man.

[NikLR 13,227]

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm sorry Niki, that does hurt and I wish I could smack him upside the head for you. It's not like you're making him go up for a month on a regular basis. 

Has he ever gone back with you?

No.  I havent been up there since 2014.  He wants to go to AL this year, the only reason he has gone back there since 2011 was because of funerals.  So i get it.  I almost had to force him to visit his own family last year!

I remembered that i need to renew my passport so maybe BC will happen in the summer....

[NikLR 13,227]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Does Mr. Niki-B. avoid family occasions because Bro Niki-B. might be at them, perhaps man?

Is Mr. Niki-B. introverted* or antisocial* in general, huh man?

 

*we hate People, Animals, and Things ourself, consistent philosophy man

He is anti social and introverted yes.  My brother does live near my mother too.  Not with her though so whatevers. 

[trudi 1,317]

I'm sorry Niki, hopefully one day he'll realize that avoiding your family is hurting you

[NikLR 13,227]

2 hours ago, trudi said:

I'm sorry Niki, hopefully one day he'll realize that avoiding your family is hurting you

He figures i can go on my own.  I can but i did that with my ex for our entire relationship.  I hate separate vacations.  We are a couple.  We should go together.  If I wanted to go on my own I would be single. 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

You will and must not only apologize, but repent,  D2 ma'am!

Why does absolutely every chica of our acquaintance cramp for 2 weeks and bleed for 2 weeks, and every other chica of our acquaintance either cramp for 1 week and bleed for Many weeks or cramp for Many weeks and bleed for 1 week, huh man?

 

We repeat our Safety Rule #1 of Life, see man:  Trust nothing that bleeds for a week (or longer) yet does not die, heed man.

you're engaging in fallopian chat! I am SO proud of you.

 

Every body is different and even every cycle feels different. I used to have shorter periods with heavy cramps, now they're longer periods with bearable cramps. When you cramp more there's usually more blood clots so you ''bleed less'' and vice-versa. Fun times, I know.

 

We not only don't die after bleeding for a week, we are able to continue with our normal activities. While bleeding. We are strong as hell. 

[TBoneTX 45,319]

4 hours ago, NikLR said:

1.  He is anti social and introverted yes.

2.  My brother does live near my mother too.

1.  His (in)actions are totally in character for someone of this personality type, sigh Niki-B. ma'am.

2.  Even were Mr. Niki-B. tempted to go, this would tip the scale toward too much risk, sigh Niki-B. ma'am.

 

Trust us completely on the above, si and sigh Niki-B. ma'am.