The Rant of Our Discontent

[Dianalorena 1,153]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

To pass Pole class, one must show proficiency in P-math, see above D2 ma'am.

P-math-deficient D2 ma'am!  P-math-deficient, P-MATH-DEFICIENT D2 ma'am!

Never understood the definition or implications thereof, no we man.

P-math is confusing, almost as much as regular math to me 

 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

It's been two weeks since I started going to the gym.

I might as well be measuring in P-Math because it feels like MANY, too many weeks 

I need to get to three to create a habit they say, right?

 

I just want to be skinny and gorgeous why isn't working yet 

 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

16 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

It's been two weeks since I started going to the gym.

I might as well be measuring in P-Math because it feels like MANY, too many weeks 

I need to get to three to create a habit they say, right?

 

I just want to be skinny and gorgeous why isn't working yet 

 

 

If only it worked that quickly, I think everyone would be skinny!

 

 

^ Me at the gym.

 

I'm a little jealous because I'm on mostly bed rest at the moment.  

 

Me now:

 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

1 minute ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

If only it worked that quickly, I think everyone would be skinny!

 

 

^ Me at the gym.

 

I'm a little jealous because I'm on mostly bed rest at the moment.  

 

Me now:

 

well I'm jealous of YOU!

 

yeah that's how I feel at the gym as well, and my trainer is a sadistic SOB.

I know it requires discipline and months to see results, I'm in that sweet part where everything hurts and I want to die.

 

[Ontarkie 14,234]

I spend too much time in tractor supply center every time I see TSC I think chickens

 

Nola take care and try to stay on bed rest. Hard when you already have kids but that boy needs to keep baking.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  I spend too much time in tractor supply center every time I see TSC I think chickens

2.  Nola take care and try to stay on bed rest. Hard when you already have kids but that boy needs to keep baking.

1.  Thoughts Stay on Chickens, huh D ma'am?

2.  Heed the wisdom of the oft-parturient Ontarklar, si Nola-B. ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

3 hours ago, Dianalorena said:

I just want to be skinny and gorgeous

All of us know that you're already this, D2 ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

8 hours ago, Dianalorena said:

P-math is confusing, almost as much as regular math to me

Much simpler than regular math, see D2 ma'am:

 

1.  Elegant numerical system of 1, 2, and Many, easy cipherin' man; versus

2.  Algebra = the national language of Algeria, egad man; and

Many.  Calculus = what the hygienist scrapes off one's teeth, egad man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

11 hours ago, cdneh said:

Should you even BE at work in that state?

And precisely who would fill the world's need for pre-owned toilet seats, huh huh huh Eh ma'am?!

Heretical Eh ma'am!  Heretical, HERETICAL Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

We have the line of succession for Steveklar established for this thread, see man:

 

1.  We (who shall divert the content toward bad humor and POTSs)

2.  The fearsome, chicken-consumed Ontarklar, do not trifle with man

Many.  The absentee-yet-Polish Asia, oj tak

 

Everyone else can jockey for political influence in subsidiary echelons, have at it man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

We plan to take a new bottle* of cough-syrup for liberal swigging at the POTS office tomorrow, up-dope ourself man.

 

*because we haven't found a used bottle at an ES recently, sigh man

[TBoneTX 45,329]

We have composed a haiku in honor of Mrs. T-B.'s naturalization tenure, Many years she man.

 

[ahem, harrumph]

 

Ciudadana...

Puede esposo joder...?   !

AMERICANA!!!!!!

 

(Female citizen...

 Able to nag husband...?  !

 American chica!!!!!!)

[TBoneTX 45,329]

We are eating cheaps*, si man.

This is chiefly because the salt partially strips the up-coughed slime from our throat, lung & short of it man.

Too lazy to go downstairs for the container of salt to make a gargle-solution, indolent we man.

 

*Necessary historical background, see man:

 

Once, Back When, we came home, and this dialogue ensued, see man:

Mrs. T-B.:  I bought you cheap.
T-B.:  What did you say?
Mrs. T-B.:  I bought you cheap.
T-B.:  You bought us cheap?  What the dickens does THAT mean?  We're not that cheap.  And don't let Immigration hear you say that.
Mrs. T-B. [frustrated]:  Cheap, CHEAP!  I bought you CHEAP!

Further investigation revealed that she had gone to the store and bought a bag of potato cheaps, si man.

Edited January 26, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,329]

De-dish (si man, Mrs. T-B. did it again) cat prep (incl. HSM) zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-, rest-bedding, love-chickening, and other babes with +1 inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

On 24.01.2018 at 8:51 PM, N-o-l-a said:

Today's ultrasound did not please me.  I guess I have too much amniotic fluid and that is why I look like a balloon about to burst.  I had googled before the ultrasound and of course this was a possibility, but then the doctor had to say freaking cord prolapse as a risk.  I knew it was, but you always think google is out to scare you or something.

 

I have to have another ultrasound in 6 days to check the fluid volumes again.  

Keeping my fingers crossed for you and for the little one!