The Rant of Our Discontent

[NikLR 13,227]

so lots of the hair on the bottom cut off but the shape is so much better and it's laying better.  I will see tomorrow after I wash it how it dries by itself.  It feels softer though.   So while it may seem counter intuitive to cut it since I'm growing it out, I'm trying to grow it out into a bob or a line vs a mullet. 

[NikLR 13,227]

pretty much told the lady, if I like the cuts, I'm loyal, but if you mess it up, you get twice in a row and I'm out.   Just gonna be honest. 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

So finally after almost two months, I have WIFI.

the most exciting part was being able to play splatoon on Nintendo Switch, yeah I know. 

 

I'm taking a break and talking to the husband instead, figuring out which book I want to read next,

and surfing the web, getting some ideas for tomorrow's tattoos.

Although I'm not working as much, it feels good to have some money flowing!

 

 

[Dianalorena 1,153]

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Could a show be worse than 90 day fiancee?

 

Why, yes, it is called Love after Lockup.  Why am I watching this?  So staged.

I feel like I need to see it right now. like, RIGHT NOW. 

Jesus what the hell is that  

 

[cdneh 3,112]

8 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

I feel like I need to see it right now. like, RIGHT NOW. 

Jesus what the hell is that  

 

Is that a real thing? Like, half the people are in jail?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 minute ago, cdneh said:

Is that a real thing? Like, half the people are in jail?

 

It is like 90 day fiancé, except that they emerge from the prison and you find out if they will marry or not.

 

Hahahaha I just looked it up and guess who the producers are?

 

The same ones behind 90 day fiancé.  #classy

 

 

 

[cdneh 3,112]

Oh, my. Oh, my good goodness.

[Ontarkie 14,227]

Go figure it would be by the same ppl. 

[TBoneTX 45,309]

6 hours ago, NikLR said:

so lots of the hair on the bottom cut off but the shape is so much better and it's laying better.  I will see tomorrow after I wash it how it dries by itself.  It feels softer though.   So while it may seem counter intuitive to cut it since I'm growing it out, I'm trying to grow it out into a bob or a line vs a mullet. 

Foto to clarify mystery-language now, see hairy Niki-B. ma'am.

6 hours ago, NikLR said:

if you mess it up, you get twice in a row and I'm out.

Do not slice, dice, puree, or up-screw the hair of the fearsome Niki-B., no man!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

3 hours ago, Dianalorena said:

it feels good to have some money flowing!

Which is why the Pre-Owned Toilet Seat business might be exactly right for you, si D2 ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

Oh, my. Oh, my good goodness.

You have shocked, awed, and rendered speechless the garrulous Eh ma'm, see Nola-B. ma'am.

Speechless-rendering Nola-B.!  Speechless-rendering, SPEECHLESS-RENDERING Nola-B.!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

We intentionally eschewed GSs (garage sales) in favor of the higher-percentage ESs (estate sales), discriminating we man.

As always, any hunt-bargaining excursion accompliced by WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo) exceeded all expectations, glee man.

We & WCG attended Many (2+2) ESs, attend we & he man.

The round-trip in the T-B.-mobile approached Many00 miles, circuitous route man.

 

The take, see man:

-- 2 serving-spoons, china bowl, 2 full boxes tissues = $Many ($2+1), steal man

-- Many (2+2) silky warshcloths, receipt-book = $1, steal man

-- clip sunglasses, half-full large bottle Finish rinse-aid = $1, steal man

Subtotal from minor ESs = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

-- Jug (Many [2+2+1] half-of-halfs) of Mobil 1 ManyWMany (dexos) oil = $Many ($2x2x2x2-1), steal man

-- 2 fluffy bath-towels = $Many ($2+2+2), deal man

-- Many (2+2+2) fluffy warshcloths = $Many ($2+1), steal man

-- brand-new Johnston & Murphy black loafers in size Many = $Many ($2x2x2+2), steal man

-- Many (2+2+1) packs angelhair pasta (gently expired) = $2, steal man

-- canned corn (unexpired) = half a buck, deal man

-- nearly full bottle Infusium conditioner = $Many ($2+1), steal man

Subtotal from major ES, incl. tax = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2+2]+half a buck), highway robbery man

Total, all ESs = $Many, apply your P-math skills to the subtotals man

 

WCG got a Many-inch floor fan, a car-charger, and a spray hose-attachment, all for only $Many man.

 

We & WCG were very well pleased with our haul, whee and glee man.

When shown our shoes, Mrs. T-B. actually expressed approval, hard-to-please she man.

The above ranks certainly in the top Many, if indeed not the top Many, best ES hauls of all time, conclude we man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,309]

After the Many'th-and-final (2+2th) ES, we & WCG went for lunch, ravenous we & WCG man.

Our standard go-to place in the small town had closed its doors, sad man.

However, when life hands us tampons, we make tamponade, our motto man.

 

We found a nearby Chinese buffet that was both cheap and excellent, the first mandatory the second desirable man.

We & WCG each devoured Many (2+2) full plates, ingest we & WCG man.

We more than exceeded the cost of the buffet in the value of ingested food, the sole goal to attain at buffets man.

 

We were so pleasantly stuffed that we didn't eat dinner, no ingest we man.

WCG, who afterwards left for his far-away casa, e-mailed to say that he didn't dinner either, no ingest he man.

We & WCG agreed, without discussion, that this Saturday was yet another for the record-books, good day to we & he man.

Edited January 14, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,309]

We shall now temporarily repair in order to fold our laundry load #Many (2+1) of this eve, partially consisting of our new bath-towels, soft & fluffy man.

We shall use one during our next week, put the new team member on the field immediately man.

 

Ah, but life is grand, grand life man.

In addition, Mrs. T-B., who was busy separately, came home too tired to yak, no yak she man.

Ah, but life is grand, let us repeat ourself man.

We did not even particularly need the, or any, rubias* to achieve this peak, above point emphasized man.

 

*for thread newcomers, = our (imaginary?) harem of Many (2+2+2) blondes, si she she she she she she man

[TBoneTX 45,309]

In return-to-Earth news, see and sigh and thud man:

 

In just the past week, Mrs. T-B.

1.  managed to ruin an excellent set of bedsheets by getting oil or lotion on them, indelible despite our prewarsh treatment man; and

2.  managed to get indelible spots, probably of something disgusting, on our BEST previously-white bathmat, typical man.

Many.  And we have faced only half of the weekly laundry, what horrors await on Sunday man.

 

T-B. [to self]:        man.