The Rant of Our Discontent

[SAT 9,609]

31 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

 

 

how are you guys doing?

 

 

 

We don't wanna hear this #### about rabbit food. 

Tell us about big fat greasy hamburgers, burritos that contain over 3000 calories, carnítas, chicherón, béaste with juévos, palléa marinara....

Edited January 12, 2018 by SAT

[Dianalorena 1,153]

11 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

We don't wanna hear this #### about rabbit food. 

Tell us about big fat greasy hamburgers, burritod that contain over 3000 calories, carnítas, chicherón, béaste with juévos, palléa marinara....

hey now, I love my rabbit food! I don't eat a lot of red meat. Carnitas and chicharrón are yucky to me, don't know what beaste with eggs is, paella? that's seafood and I do eat it and love it.

I also cut down on processed meats like ham and bacon, which is hard, since I do love bacon. 

[SAT 9,609]

I can't believe the kid just screwed up how to figure out the area of a square with 9 inch sides. Her answer was 9x4= 36. And she can't figure out why she's wrong. This is a word problem. And she has done a hundred of them....

How disappointing...

[SAT 9,609]

[SAT 9,609]

I spelled it wrong, Bistec y Juevos!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

46 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

They were real sneaky they didn't want to give us a better deal so good bye. It was for Phone, internet and TV somehow a sports pack got on there too. We do not watch sports unless it's hockey and they don't even have a hockey channel in that package. So why would I order it?

 

Ya they can kiss my royal hind quarters! 

 

We pay around $5/month for our Ooma home phone.  Works great. 

[SAT 9,609]

Ooma schmooma go get fios now...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

54 minutes ago, SAT said:

My Fios bill is closer to 300...

Verizon gets closer to 7000 of my money each year. 

 

That hurts me to know. Is some of that a business line?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

1 minute ago, SAT said:

Ooma schmooma go get fios now...

 

I'll take my combined $161 for internet, home phone, and three cell phones instead. 

[SAT 9,609]

8 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

That hurts me to know. Is some of that a business line?

No the business line is more...

 

I have the fios extreme? 1000 channels of #### that no-one watches? 

There's 6 set tops in the house, 2 landlines, and internet. They needed 2 cables to feed the house. 

 

Wireless, 4 cell phones and a Mifi...

[SAT 9,609]

Poor Darklar...

Maybe I was too harsh on him. 

Nah, he's used to it. 

If that happened to him in the Marines, he'd have gotta his azz kicked. 

 

You get your azz kicked for a lot of things. 

 

Like...

Wishing another man a happy birthday

Telling someone that their fly is open

Get caught listening to Air Supply music

Telling others that it's your birthday

Telling another guy that his sister/ mother/ daughter is hot

Someone finds out that it's your birthday

Complaining about the brand/ temperature of free beer

Playing football

Reading a mademoiselle magazine

Catching the football

Reading a GQ magazine

Dropping the football (your azz is kicked by your own teammates)

Not sharing a penthouse magazine

Saying "wrestling is fake"...

 

I can't think of anything else right now, but there's much more...

 

[cdneh 3,112]

Geez. 64° to 27° in 2 hours

[SAT 9,609]

<sigh>

The kid is having a major regression in math today...

 

[SAT 9,609]

It's like she forgot everything she learned about perimeter and area in the past month

 

How???

[Ontarkie 14,227]

Too much on her mind. Tell her to go shake it off. Like seriously go shake he whole body. Something weird and funny may help her refocus. 

 

 

Why can't google spell check know what I'm typing after all these years. Why do they do that to me if I could spell i wouldn't need their stupid checker.!?!

 

Oh my goodness this puppy is so attached to me he wiggled his 65 lb self between my chair and feet. The space is smaller because I keep the toy box under my desk.