The Rant of Our Discontent

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Tornado seems to like her little chicken there. She’s getting so big!

 

I just finished my last final. Sweet summer freedom ahead. 

[Ontarkie 14,227]

1 hour ago, cdneh said:

Awww...how cute is she! Is this one of the newish chicks?

Thanks, yes they are 2 weeks old now. That is one of the bantams we grabbed from TSC. Our best guess atm is that it is an Silver Duckwing Old English Game Hen. Very tiny chicken. 

17 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Tornado seems to like her little chicken there. She’s getting so big!

 

I just finished my last final. Sweet summer freedom ahead. 

Yes that is her favourite. She named her Mango. 

Yay freedom! 

[TBoneTX 45,309]

10 hours ago, cdneh said:

Try Many.  Good grief I am an old lady.

Age precised,  for forgetting the strategic value of P-math Eh ma'am!

10 hours ago, Dee elle said:

Im not far behind you !!!

In P-math, you too are merely Many years old, si DE ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

10 hours ago, Dee elle said:

Grandparenting a Many and 1 year old

Q:  Why do grandparents & grandchildren get along so well, huh man?

A:  It's because they have a common enemy, si man!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

My new favourite pictures of the Tornado.

Seems as though she could easily become a rubia in later life, already has blue eyes wee she ma'am.

And what's with this extraneous "u" stuff in words, huh D ma'am?  Bad D ma'am!  Bad, BAD D ma'am!

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Silver Duckwing Old English Game Hen. Very tiny chicken. 

When will it get big enough to serve as good eatin', huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,309]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

last final

Isn't this repetitively redundant, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

 

To wit, see here man:

  -- antepenultimate final

  -- penultimate final

  -- ultimate (final, last) final

 

The pre-final finals weren't finals, but rather something else, conclude we man.

And if they weren't, it sounds really dumb to call something "final" when it ain't, conclude we man.

We will use our substantial political authority (as a POTS business typhoon) to decertify your edj'muhcayshun institooshun, si ma'am.

You will now have to start your degree studies all over elsewhere, decree we re degree man.

Somewhat sorry, but standards must be upheld, and that's finally final man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

4 hours ago, cdneh said:

Is this one of the newish chicks?

That's funny; it doesn't look Newish, no Eh ma'am.

Buddhist or Zoroastrian perhaps, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Just Many pages to go before thread-closure, unnecessary drama man.

We conclude one of Many things, conclude we man:

   1.  Steveklar has secretly conspired with the devious Ontarklar to begin a new thread, conspiracy theory man; or

   2.  Steveklar is procrastinatingly mulling over our absolutely amazing, creative, interesting earlier suggestions, si man; or

Many.  We finally get to take our turn in naming a thread, long-overdue for we man; or

Many.  None of the above/something else, none or otherwise man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Comforting roar of the mosquito-spraying trucks outside, blessed relief man.

And nearly 2 hours earlier than was typical last season, early bird gets wormed man!

Texas Many mosquitoes, everywhere else Still Snowed Under, so there man.

[Ontarkie 14,227]

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Seems as though she could easily become a rubia in later life, already has blue eyes wee she ma'am.

And what's with this extraneous "u" stuff in words, huh D ma'am?  Bad D ma'am!  Bad, BAD D ma'am!

When will it get big enough to serve as good eatin', huh ma'am?

The little duckwing chick will be about the size of a dove. 

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Just Many pages to go before thread-closure, unnecessary drama man.

We conclude one of Many things, conclude we man:

   1.  Steveklar has secretly conspired with the devious Ontarklar to begin a new thread, conspiracy theory man; or

   2.  Steveklar is procrastinatingly mulling over our absolutely amazing, creative, interesting earlier suggestions, si man; or

Many.  We finally get to take our turn in naming a thread, long-overdue for we man; or

Many.  None of the above/something else, none or otherwise man.

Hey no conspiracy, I just get on and see the other thread started and close the old one.  

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Comforting roar of the mosquito-spraying trucks outside, blessed relief man.

And nearly 2 hours earlier than was typical last season, early bird gets wormed man!

Texas Many mosquitoes, everywhere else Still Snowed Under, so there man.

I don't want to know what the bug population would be like without those trucks. But I swear all they do is push the bugs into my backyard. 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I just don't have words for this.  The Dane volunteering to clean the outside windows today and then used my good white dishtowels to sop up the mud.

 

He and the oldest washed my car and scratched the entire thing.  There are maybe a hundred new scratches.  He's upset that I'm not happy.

 

[TBoneTX 45,309]

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  The little duckwing chick will be about the size of a dove. 

2.  Hey no conspiracy, I just get on and see the other thread started and close the old one.  

Many.  I don't want to know what the bug population would be like without those trucks. But I swear all they do is push the bugs into my backyard. 

1.  Pigeon pie, yum D ma'am!

2.  Tell-falsehooding Ontarklar!  Tell-falsehooding, TELL-FALSEHOODING Ontarklar!

Many.  The population would still be at least Many, si ma'am.  However, the smell of the potion was still smellable in the morning, whee man.  Not one mosquito dared consider us to be the usual all-day buffet today, whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  I just don't have words for this.  The Dane volunteering to clean the outside windows today and then used my good white dishtowels to sop up the mud.

 

2.  He and the oldest washed my car and scratched the entire thing.  There are maybe Many new scratches.  He's upset that I'm not happy.

1.  Where was he when both he and Mrs. T-B. were single, perfect match in at least this way Nola-B. ma'am?

2.  If he's upset, at least the issue is dimly on his radar, whereas here = never, ADD Mrs. T-B. she man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

The fateful e-mail from Many (2x2x2+2) years ago exactly today -- April Many'th (2x2x2x2x2-2-1), grrrr still man:

 

HOLA CARINO:

I HAVE A BAD NEWS......THE CONSUL SAID TO ME THAT THE PROOFS AREN俊 ENOUGHT FOR HIM AND HE NEEDS YOU COME HERE AND GO TO THE INTERVIEW WITH ME FOR SEPTEMBER HE SAID---------PLEASE CALL ME WHEN YOU CAN!!!

BYE
MRS. T-B.-TO-BE

-----

We have finally begun composing our lengthy opus about that and the subsequent hosing at the illegitimate-male-child Guayaquil consulate; this will take several if not Many weeks to hone, and then, after we post it, everyone's computer will melt from the barbecuing that we'll give that ####### hellhole.

 

The first Many (2+2+2) pages -- in fact, the first Many (2x2x2+2) pages -- of this will establish the infernal background, see if you dare man:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/110313-us-consulate-in-guayaquil-ecuador/

Edited April 29, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

A great Many GSs/ESs were itineraried, including some subdivision gigs, seemingly propitious man.

They began with duds and thuds, dud and thud man.

However, the last two or Many redeemed the morning, si man.

 

The take, see man:

-- 2 steak-knives = $1, deal man (except we can't find them now, ADD we man)

-- box of Many (2x2x2+1) -- yes, Many (2x2x2+1) staple-pullers = $1, unbelievable steal man

-- gently expired/unopened bottle Heinz ketchup; Many (2+2) full packs Avery printable file-folder labels = $2,

     unbelievable steal man

-- 2 massive handfuls white wire hangers as gift for dry-cleanerette = $1, steal man

-- lidded Rubbermaid bowl, lidded Pyrex dish, warshcloth, stapler, nearly full roll Foodservice tin foil = $Many 

     ($2x2x2+2+1), unbelievable steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2)

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Our sweet dry-cleanerette, a sole-proprietoress Many(2x2x2-1)genarian, was thrilled to get the hangers, thrilled she man.

She exclaimed, "Oh, I need these!  Did you have all of these at home?!"

We admitted their origin and said that we'd gotten them for her, we for she man.

She offered to pay us the $1, ethical she man.

We told her that they were a gift for her, always thinking of her man.

She said, "Again and again, you my boy!"

We said, "And you our girl, si man!"