The Rant of Our Discontent

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1 hour ago, cdneh said:

Rant.

Do not stifle, hinder, or cross up the communications capabilities of the fearsome Eh ma'am, no man!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Different-from-usual Sunday report, see man:

 

Had to drag self into non-torpor earlier than usual, groan man.

Mrs. T-B. was to be tied up with Mini-B. & Little Amigo, hands full she man.

We were instructed to go to the r-casa to caucus with the Mexican handymen, caucus we with they man.

We were to lead them to the recently bought appliances for pickup, muscle & truck they man.

 

Began and abandoned Laundry Load #1, get it going man.

Arrived at r-casa, dutiful we man.

No sign of handymen, no man.

Mrs. T-B. unreachable, no answer she man.

Took ourself to lunch at Arby's with use of coupon, ingest man.

 

Swung by Babies 'R Us on way back, see separate report man.

 

Revisited r-casa, still deserted man.

As we drove up, Mrs. T-B. called to say that the head guy was sick, not coming today man.

We up-cleaned some yard detritus and curbsided the garbage can, not a total loss man.

 

Returned to casa; began LL #2 man.

Tried to nap, not successful until alarm almost rang man.

Mrs. T-B. returned with Mini-B., tired they man.

Mrs. T-B. wanted us to take her out to din-din, OK man.

Began LL #Many, last of day man.

 

Warshed Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, unlike in Minnesota man.

Took Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. to Denny's, had coupon man.

Place nearly deserted, Sunday eve man.

Mrs. T-B. crestfallen to hear that no salads were available, all recalled by FDA man.

Experience a downer after that, sigh man.

 

Decided on weekly groceries at Walmart, Mini-B. wanted something there anyway man.

As usual, huge mistake,  we man.

Store staffed entirely by young ethnic sorts with 'tudes, no different from usual man.

Were vividly reminded why, when we visit Walmart, we are reminded why we should never go there,  man.

 

Returned to casa with only Mini-B. happy, desired item procured for wee man.

Today exemplifies why we should never leave the casa on a Sunday, next time stay in man.

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Walked through Babies 'R Us to see what was being liquidated, bye-buy man.

Large signs outside said "Many% (2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2%) Off," actually "up to" same man.

 

However, most stuff was only Many% (2x2x2+2%) off, big deal man.

From what we could tell, only greeting-cards were actually Many% (2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2%) off, big deal man.

What's more, their key stuff (formula, diapers, detergents, et al.) had this sign on the shelves, see man:

     "These items are currently excluded from our liquidation sale prices, sorry man."

 

We asked the cashier, rhetorically, when the store would get serious about liquidating, good grief man.

The above spectacle cut into the nostalgic memories of dedicated and late-eve urgent trips to B 'R Us, once upon a time man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Name for new thread, better decide soon man:

 

"The Texas Many, Everywhere Else Left Only With Ranting Thread," si man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

56 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Name for new thread, better decide soon man:

 

"The Texas Many, Everywhere Else Left Only With Ranting Thread," si man.

 

or Yankees Can Count

Northerners Comprehend Arabic Numerals

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Try telling that to North Poles, bad Nola-B. ma'am.

Bad Nola-B.!  Bad, BAD Nola-B.!

 

Yet another outstanding suggestion from us, see man:

"For Whom the Rant Tolls"

Edited April 23, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Wrist is somewhat better, gotta hand it to us man.

Despite impairment, set -- oj nie, smashed -- another weekly record for POTS sales, $i man.

 

May Day is May 1, order your May Day POTS today man.

Mother's Day is May Many'th, order Mom a special POTS today man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Ufff, man -- Many,000 orders for the above just received, mu$t proce$$ man.

Afternoon/evenin', largely silent babes with reputation-point inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

Greetings from 30 Seconds To Mars show

[TBoneTX 45,329]

10 hours ago, Asia said:

1.  Greetings from Many Seconds To Mars show

2.

10 hours ago, Asia said:

1.  P-math-illiterate Asia!  P-math-illiterate, P-MATH-ILLITERATE Asia!

2.  Dignified Asia!  Dignified, DIGNIFIED Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Other potential thread-names, see man:

 

Sonic Rant

 

Down by the Old Mill Rant

 

The "Rant Thread Populated by Frozen Yanquis who Would Rather Complain for Many (2x2x2+1) Months Than Move to Texas" Rant Thread

 

The "If I'm from Krakow (Or Is It Gdansk?), Am I a North Pole or a South Pole, Oj Huh?" Rant Thread

 

The "I'm Steveklar, This is My Thread, and I'm Going to Pick Yet Another Truly Dull, Unimaginative Name For It" Rant Thread

[TBoneTX 45,329]

After a lot of work, Poland has just completed its annual census, oj tak.

The population figure (coincidentally just like last year, the year before, and the year before that) is precisely Many.

Other countries are justifiably jealous at this impressive accuracy in counting, oj tak!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating repartee, yawn man.

 

Rant, see man:

The appliances for the r-casa were to be picked up on Friday, oj tak.  The handymen didn't, oj nie.

Then they were to pick them up on Sunday, oj tak, but one of the guys was sick, oj nie.

They were to meet Mrs. T-B. at Home Despot today, but went to the wrong one,  man.

We had told Mrs. T-B. at least Many00 times which Home Despot to go to, ADD she man.

We hope that the stuff is still waiting to be picked up, good grief man.

[trudi 1,317]

Hellooo

been crazy here, poorly Oscar, poorly Redneck, stepdaughter had her wisdom teeth out, family visiting and ROC mailed!

Next week me & Redneck are running away to Florida for a break (could be entertaining with him on crutches 😂)

 

Hope all are well

[cdneh 3,112]

1 hour ago, trudi said:

Hellooo

been crazy here, poorly Oscar, poorly Redneck, stepdaughter had her wisdom teeth out, family visiting and ROC mailed!

Next week me & Redneck are running away to Florida for a break (could be entertaining with him on crutches 😂)

 

Hope all are well

Have a great trip! Things tend to come in bunches, don't they? Maybe you can run off, and he can hobble. Quite quickly