The Rant of Our Discontent

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

15 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

We further hosed our bad wrist yesterday, ouch man.

Only appointment on Friday morn, hurry up & wait man.

If we get shot up with meat-tenderizer like last time, we'll lose our entire weekend, abject pain man.

Such are the fardels of awristed development, sigh man.

 

You're just falling apart there.

 

 

Snow is finally melting here, might be gone by the end of the week.

 

In its place has come smelly mud.

 

[TBoneTX 45,918]

19 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  You're just falling apart there.

2.  Snow is finally melting here

Many.  might be gone by the end of the week.

Many.  In its place has come smelly mud.

1.  We are in as few pieces as possible, fortunately Nola-B. ma'am.

2.  It's a cruel hoax, si ma'am!

Many.   , sorry but true ma'am.

Many.  Quick --- plant your stuff before Winter begins, rapidity ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,918]

Massive POTS orders consequent to actual/anticipated tax refunds, excellent choice of expense man.

May Day orders coming early from Commie-, former Commie- and Canada-type countries, $i man.

Mu$t proce$$, $i man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with allocable +1 inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

The kids must have being playing outside a day before it snowed in late September or early October, because now that the snow is melting many many toys are emerging from under the snow.  

[SAT 9,609]

These last couple of pounds, hard to lose...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

24 minutes ago, SAT said:

These last couple of pounds, hard to lose...

 

I hear you.  My weight loss stalled the last couple of weeks.  It is back down to a new low this morning. Junk food and I had a little bit of a fling during that period because I was feeling sick and tired.   

 

I've had to go back to cutting out practically all processed foods again.  It is these times that make me want a McMansion kitchen.  

[TBoneTX 45,918]

9 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

it snowed in late September or early October [...] now [...] many many toys are emerging from under the snow.

We can't imagine living for so many months when a beautiful planet and an otherwise-usable casa yard are rendered worthless, no man.

And then the weeks of mud, even grosser man.

Texas weather certainly Many, elsewhere certainly fewer, yet again man...

[TBoneTX 45,918]

7 hours ago, SAT said:

These last couple of pounds, hard to lose...

Uh, lose your mind and lose those last couple of pounds of fat, might it be ventured man?  

[TBoneTX 45,918]

7 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  It is back down to a new low this morning.

2.  Junk food and I had a little bit of a fling

1.  Foto of shadow-of-Nola-B.'s-former-self now, see aforementioned Nola-B. ma'am.

2.  It and we have a continuous, Manycades-long romance, ingest we man.

[TBoneTX 45,918]

R-casa appliances shopped for and bought, see man:

 

The microwave (at Home Despot for this exact price of $Many), see man:

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Magic-Chef-1-6-cu-ft-Over-the-Range-Microwave-in-White-MCO165UW/202027046?keyword=magic+chef+over-the-range+microwave&semanticToken=20110+++>++++st%3A{magic+chef+over-the-range+microwave}%3Ast++cn%3A{null}++magic+chef+{brand}+microwave+{product}over-the-range+{productName_nostem}++lca{564670}

 

The gas range (at Sears Home Appliance Showroom for far less than this Home Despot price of $Many), see man:

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Whirlpool-5-0-cu-ft-Gas-Range-with-Self-Cleaning-Oven-in-White-WFG515S0EW/205866146

 

Both procured for only $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2x2x2x2-2-1) total, shrewd thrifty perceptive bargain-conscious we man.

[TBoneTX 45,918]

We got a much-needed nap (albeit without cat) this eve, need zzz we man.

Must arise at o'dark-Many to get Mini-B. to skool, empresaria Mrs. T-B. she man.

Mini-B. is supposed to wear something green, skool must think that it's St. Patrick's Day man.*

 

  *Poland thinks that today is still Columbus Day there**, oj tak

**Columbus Day in Poland lasts for weeks and sometimes months, oj tak

[TBoneTX 45,918]

Inspired by Nola-B.'s admitted fling, we just retrieved some Aldi cheaps from the larder, ingest now we man.

 

Speaking of larders, we remember our single days, remember we man.

The canned foods in our pantry were arranged by contents and expiration dates, logical man.

Multiples were kept all together, in neat toucan stacks, with labels facing forward, easy eyeball inventory man.

 

Contrast this with the scenario of today, comparison man.

Can't tell what's there, what's where, or whether we have toucans, one can, Many cans, or no cans, can't man.

Periodic remedial efforts soon prove to be fruitless, no canned fruit man.

How times change, observe we man.

[TBoneTX 45,918]

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and eat-junk-foodin' babes with reputation-point inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We can't imagine living for so many months when a beautiful planet and an otherwise-usable casa yard are rendered worthless, no man.

And then the weeks of mud, even grosser man.

Texas weather certainly Many, elsewhere certainly fewer, yet again man...

 

Or the yard becomes more usable because there are no mosquitos or wasps. 

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

At least none of us live here: