The Rant of Our Discontent

[SAT 9,609]

Asia check your email...

(Duh)

[cdneh 3,112]

Freezing here this morning. Snowing not too far away also, and I hope it stays there. Meant to be record low temps today and tomorrow. I am not leaving the house, even if we are reduced to eating baking soda sandwiches on green bread. I am on strike until better weather. 

[SAT 9,609]

Yeah in went from 75 to 40 here in a few hours. Its winter again...

[TBoneTX 45,918]

18 hours ago, Asia said:

I'm Lover Silesian

There are civil and criminal penalties for that, oj tak!

Misbehaving Asia!  Misbehaving, MISBEHAVING Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,918]

10 hours ago, cdneh said:

Freezing here this morning.

We know what you mean, si Eh ma'am.

It got down to a disgusting Many (2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2+2+2) F. here overnight, revoltin' man!

Fortunately, high temps should return to normalcy soon, see man:  the Manys (2x2x2s x 2x2x2+2s), relief man.

[TBoneTX 45,918]

We hit the jackpot this morn, $i man.

Paid $Many ($2x2x2-1) for a T-B.-mobile warsh inside the gas station, Clean for Gene we man.

Was second in line at the warsh entrance, #2 in line #1 in your hearts and in POTS sales we man.

Lady in front paid with card at the entrance, another option man.

However, she failed to wait for the previous car's warsh to stop before driving in, impatient she man.

When nothing happened, she drove off, bye she man.

We saw the "drive in when ready" sign at the display, observant we man.

We drove in without entering our own code and got the previous lady's warsh, free for we man.

We later used our own purchased warsh on the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, 2-for-1 man.

This was almost as good as a Burger King BOGO coupon, whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,918]

Oh, and Mrs. T-B. set a new record today, set-recording she man.

She ran the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile's gas tank down to (get this, see man) Many.2 ounces ([2+1.2] oz.),  she man.

We were fortunate to have gotten the jalopy to the gas station, all green lights man.

And yet again, we are peeved at having to go to the nearest vs. the cheapest station, wive$ are expen$ive man.

Edited April 16, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,918]

Heap Strong Medicine didn't work overnight, ouch we man.

Awoke feeling as though we'd been hit by a Many-wheeler ([2x2x2x2+2]-wheeler), ouch we man.

Felt somewhat better after afternoon nap-with-cat, we and miu zzz man.

Might try HSM again tonight, although we dislike consecutive takings of it, too Heap Strong man.

[TBoneTX 45,918]

Two Mexican dudes making nice progress at tiling the r-casa floor, assiduous they men.

Both are reasonably bilingual, dos languages they man.

We nevertheless tried some of our pidjin Spanish on them, attempt we man.

As always happens, they looked alarmed and urgently pointed us toward the bathroom, alarmed they men.

Trouble is, they had demolished the bathroom in prep for tiling it and replacing the countertop, uh-oh we man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I did my first post-baby workout tonight.  I must have decimated my abs because just about everything made my abs burn.  

 

Maybe this week it'll even be in the cards to go for a walk now that it will be approaching 50.

[TBoneTX 45,918]

Our body abs-olutely hurts more than yours does, spfffffff and na-nana-booboo Nola-B. ma'am.

 

Your post-baby workout priority should be to reverse the vasectomy and be fruitful again, si Nola-B. ma'am.

With Many current chilluns, you are HTO (Halfway To Ontarklar), reproductive she ma'am.

Aim for the stars, unlimited potential Nola-B. ma'am!  

 

And it is not supposed to reach Many degrees in Minnehaha till May or June, heat wave man.

Edited April 16, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,918]

All chores conquered, another Sunday down the tubes man.

Does anyone else get peeved, irked, or enraged when people take off their dirty clothes inside-out, huh and grrr man?

 

Rant, grrr man:  We see no purpose in stuffing dirty socks inside each other, none man.

One of the two invariably is or comes apart inside-out, duh man.

The Laundress is accordingly obligated to touch the full dirty surfaces of one or both socks, what's the purpose man.

Furthermore, around here, it's a rare blue moon when the total number of socks is even-numbered, despite stuffing man.

[TBoneTX 45,918]

Rant, grrr man:

Has anyone else noticed that "Smart Blend" fake butter refuses to spread on bread, no breadspread man?

We actually have to nuke the tub in the microwave to soften the stuff enough so that it'll spread, what good is THAT man.

We're now stuck with the second of two large tubs of this stuff, just opened #2 man.

We will never waste money on it henceforthly, no man.

(This 2-pack was part of the free stuff procured at Costco with annual Costco rebate, that's why we had it man.)

[TBoneTX 45,918]

Cat prep (incl. HSM) zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with reputation-point inventories!

[NikLR 13,232]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Oh, and Mrs. T-B. set a new record today, set-recording she man.

She ran the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile's gas tank down to (get this, see man) Many.2 ounces ([2+1.2] oz.),  she man.

We were fortunate to have gotten the jalopy to the gas station, all green lights man.

And yet again, we are peeved at having to go to the nearest vs. the cheapest station, wive$ are expen$ive man.

Let her run out of gas having to walk carrying a jerry can.  She might think twice about running on fumes.  Or place a bill for a fuel pump replacement in her lap.  

Rarely do I go lower than 1/4 tank.  I haven't ran out of gas since I was a teenager.