The Rant of Our Discontent

[TBoneTX 45,914]

17 hours ago, Dee elle said:

If TSC has monkeys, get some of them too !! 

We are NOT for sale, no DE ma'am!

(However, pre-owned toilet seats are; waiting to receive your order, si DE ma'am.)

[TBoneTX 45,914]

5 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

This winter is never going to end. It is Many degrees out.  What it the ever living hell is going on?  

See below, see Nola-B. ma'am.

4 hours ago, cyberfx1024 said:

this weekend it is supposed to snow here in NC. ugggggggjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

See below, see C man.

4 hours ago, SAT said:

Did I just hear rain and snow? This Friday? 

Yes I did...

This winter is getting to me. Very frustrating. 

Not a single day of great weather for over a month. 

this winter got the best of me...

See below, see man.

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

We still have Many-Many inches of snow outside, with drifts over a couple of feet.

so chilly and snowy.

Done.  Just done.

Continue to see below, see Nola-B. ma'am.

1 hour ago, cdneh said:

we are under a freeze warning tonight. It's been cold, rainy and dreary.

See here, see Eh ma'am:

[drum roll, roll man]

Texas weather Many, weather elsewhere sucks, si man!

In the mid-Manys (2x2x2-1 x [2x2x2]+2s) or low Manys (2x2x2 x [2x2x2]+2s) by day, every day, enjoy man.

In the low-to-mid-Manys (2+2+2 x [2x2x2]+2s) at night, every night, enjoy man.

Trees fully leaved, don't leaf them alone man.

Robins and bluejays and grackles and pigeons out-staking territory and openly mating, reproduce in public man.

Squirrels running hog-wild (is that possible man?) and feasting on everything, happy rodentry man.

People and kids playing in parks, Chamber of Commerce conditions man.

Old folks out on strolls, Chamber of Commerce conditions man.

Festivals and church GSs and outdoor everything one can think of, enjoy it man.

Old pal of ours in St. Paul wrote us to hear the above just to enjoy Spring vicariously, long for it he man.

We asked before and ask again, see man:  Why stay up north and be cold, huh man?

Huh huh huh huh huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,914]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

a banana! OOOoooOOO!

Making fun of simians, si Niki-B. ma'am!  Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 45,914]

In momentous news, we did what our full ex-team of Big Many CPAs could not, see man:  file the POTS taxes, $i man.

Moments after the e-filing, senior IRS officials e-mailed us to beg for time to raise the $Manyrillion refund due us, beg they man.

We granted them an extra couple of business days, gracious we man.

[TBoneTX 45,914]

Also this morn, Mrs. T-B. got a call from a Venezolana (Venezuelan chica) client, call she man.

VC got something that Mrs. T-B. had helped her with, ecstatic VC man.

Mrs. T-B. ecstatic too, ecstatic she man.

Much excited phone-jabbering in Spanish, abbadabbadabbadabbadabba man.

[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, NikLR said:

Yer gonna have to learn to snack. 

I had a 20 gram protein bar before

[TBoneTX 45,914]

Pending holidays for which pre-owned toilet seats are needed for self or gifts, see man:

 

April Many'th (2+2th):  National Skool Librarian Day

April Many'th (2+2+1th):  National Deep Dish Pizza Day

                                             National Burrito Day

                                             National Go For Broke Day

                                             National Alcohol Screening Day

April Many'th (2+2+2th):  National Sorry Charlie Day

April Many'th (2x2x2-1th):  National Girl Me Too Day

                                                National Beer Day

                                                National Coffee Cake Day

                                                National No Housework Day

                                                National Love Our Children Day

April Many'th (2x2x2th):  National All Is Ours Day

                                            National Empanada Day

                                            National Zoo Lovers Day

 

Order your celebratory POTS today, si man!  A generous -- oj nie, handsome -- 0.000000001% discount is available to the first Many orderers, whee man!

[TBoneTX 45,914]

Scintillating repartee these last several hours, yawn man.

Everyone obviously busy preparing their POTS orders, good to be thorough man.

 

Currently a thunderstorm, it's hoped not for long man.

To be followed by a cold front, lows in Manys (2x2+1 x  2x2x2+2s) highs in Manys (2x2x2-1 x 2x2x2+2s) man.

Plus bright sunshine next two days, whee man.

And, we have our first mosquitoes, Spring has sprung man!

Edited April 4, 2018 by TBoneTX

[Dianalorena 1,153]

Did I already say I'm in Mexico City and alive?

 

I arrived two days ago and I've been running errands, getting supplies and setting my appointments.

the apartment is really cool, and I hope these two months are packed as I can humanly make them, 

so I'll be distracted by the absolute dread that is waiting for Ciudad Juarez to assign us a date.

2 months + just to find out and 1+ more month for the actual interview is simply just not okay. 

 

[TBoneTX 45,914]

Tell us of the upcoming Mexican holidays, and perhaps we'll cut you in on some of the POTS-sales profits, si D2 ma'am.

Glad that your apartment is cool, si D2 ma'am.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

Yeah besides the annoying part of waiting a bit more  (I have my masters in waiting now)

I'm actually having a great time, and I'm glad I'm taking care of my clients before I leave. 

I love the city even though it can get crazy. 

 

it kind of will work to my advantage because I'll spend a month with my parents, i'm going to miss them,

and living in front of the ocean for sure.

Also my husband is going to visit me in May, last trip <3  

 

[TBoneTX 45,914]

We love your positive attitude, si D2 ma'am.

And, of course, we will rejoice with you upon further progress, si ma'am.

 

Now how about a list of those Mexican holidays, huh ma'am?

When does Mexico celebrate National Burrito Day, for instance, see previous page ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,914]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

April Many'th (2x2x2-1th):  National No Housework Day

Mrs. T-B. celebrates this every day,  we man.

When we point this out, she says, "It is the job of the esposa to avoid housework," wife she man.

Actually, she says, "The maid has left -- hire one for me or do it yourself," direct she man.

We point out that we sell POTSs all day, $upport the family we man.

She says, "I work with my clients and then your son drives me aysheep," retort she man.

We then thumb through our address book for the numbers of the rubias, solace for we man.

[TBoneTX 45,914]

Scintillating repartee overnight/this morn, yawn man.

 

For interest, dig this, see man:

Quote

Famous assassinations: Who(m) could doctors save today? 

DONNA HEALY Of The Gazette Staff
Feb 29, 2008

Would Julius Caesar or John F. Kennedy have survived if they were attacked in Billings today?

Dr. Terry Housinger, a general surgeon at the Billings Clinic, tackled the topic of famous assassinations at a meeting of the History of Medicine Club, offering his audience of medical students and doctors a chance to reflect on the evolution of trauma care.

After describing the circumstances surrounding each famous assassination, Housinger offered his opinion on whether modern medicine could have saved those high-profile victims if the attack had occurred in Billings today.

Here's the gist of what Housinger gleaned from the historical record:

Story continues here:
http://billingsgazette.com/lifestyles/famous-assassinations-who-could-doctors-save-today/article_978d85a3-6f92-5b79-84dc-a3389e7d2b44.html

 

Edited April 4, 2018 by TBoneTX

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Well not all of us are exciting. I'm parked in big town waiting for a train to go forward and then back up into the flour mill.