The Rant of Our Discontent

[Asia 2,499]

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

The Tornado says thank you for the card. 

I'm glad she enjoyed it

[Asia 2,499]

Happy Easter to you all!

[TBoneTX 46,111]

14 hours ago, Asia said:

My grandmother is shorter than me by two inches or something. But she survived the war and lived in a communist country. My mom is shorter than be by an inch or something. Tho my sister is taller than me by two inches or something

You're all pint-sized, oj tak.  (And exactly where HAVE you been, young lady, oj huh?)

Fortunately, everyone's height variance is within the defined limits of P-math, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 46,111]

8 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Oooo I found goat milk

LPoP and unread, but where's your Chicken Milk from Ontarklar, huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 46,111]

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

The Tornado says thank you for the card. 

Oj tak -- Asia has time to send us all cards (gracias, oj tak) but not enough to participate here and give us +1 bonuses, oj nie!

Bad absent Asia!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT Asia!

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Maybe if I was many yeats younger.

Chicken Ontarklar!  Chicken, CHICKEN Ontarklar!

Edited April 1, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,111]

7 hours ago, SAT said:

I drove to Jersey, kids, car sick. 

Drove back, tired...

The problem, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 46,111]

5 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

and

it is almost $Many for a half gallon

[sound of T-B. falling to floor in dead faint, having just bought a half-gal of chocolate milk for under a buck at Aldi Foods, deal man]

[TBoneTX 46,111]

Saturday report, see man:

 

Attended memorial service for old boss; made Many-minute trip in just Many minutes, rapid we man.

 

Hosted Mini-B. & little amigo at casa, play wee men.

Amigo brought a Nerf gun, armed/dangerous wee man.

Mini-B. shot us in the face with it, no-no wee man.

We yelled at him and spanked his little rear once, first time ever for latter man.

Mini-B. ran upstairs to his room, upset wee man.

We followed, explained, gained his understanding, and told him we loved him, si we man.

 

Then, later in day, we returned from running errands, exhausted we man.

Mrs. T-B. privately collared us, she collar we man.

Mini-B. had gone to above little amigo's casa and gotten into a fight, wow man.

A Many-year-old boy (2x2x2+2+2) was there, visit older wee man.

Older Wee shot Mini-B. with Nerf gun and wouldn't stop when Mini-B. so requested, no stop man.

Mini-B. punched Older Wee in the mouth, pugilistic wee man.

Mama Little Amigo was downstairs during all this, no see she man.

Mrs. T-B. retrieved an upset Mini-B., retrieve she wee man.

She settled him down, down-settle she wee man.

Upon our return, Mrs. T-B. invited Mini-B. to tell us about it, she tell wee to tell we man.

We told Mini-B. that we were proud of him for two reasons, specify we man:

  1.  He defended himself, upstanding wee man; and

  2.  He remembered what we had told him earlier in the day about not shooting people, remember wee man.

Mini-B. hugged us, return hug we man.

All evening long, he was like glue with us, glue wee to we man.

We had "movie night" with Mini-B. on his bed, with popcorn, ingest we and wee man.

We are sure that Mama T-B. will go aysheep when she hears that Mini-B. was attacked, aysheep senior she man.

 

Beyond the above, we worked for Many hours doing the POTS taxes, all accountants previously fired man.

And we must fold LL #2 and de-dish the warsher, be up till at least Many (2+2) a.m. man.

And cat is miffed at having not been played with for days, no Wrappers we with miu man.

[Russ&Caro 1,549]

15 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Goat milk verdict:  closest to cow's milk

but

has a grassy undertone

and I think it is making my sinuses swell like cow's milk does (this is debatable since I'm already sick)

and

it is almost $8 for a half gallon

 

A friend of mine makes and sells goat cheeses. The cream cheese is better than anything we buy at the store. The cheddar is a little goat-ey.

[TBoneTX 46,111]

32 minutes ago, Russ&Caro said:

The cheddar is a little goat-ey.

Bearded individuals should therefore keep their facial hairs out of the cheddar, si man.

[TBoneTX 46,111]

We are rather trashed, ufff man.

Got to bed at half-past Many (2+2) a.m., taxing experience man.

As a minor boon, "heavy" laundry day shall be the minimum Many (2+2) loads, appreciative we man.

[TBoneTX 46,111]

A linguistic haiku, copyright us, see man:

 

Hexadecaroon;

octoroon; quadroon.  Doubloon?!

An old Spanish coin!

Edited April 1, 2018 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,449]

13 hours ago, Asia said:

I'm glad she enjoyed it

She sure did. You are now her BFF 

Happy Easter everyone

[NikLR 13,232]

Happy Easter everyone who celebrates.

 

I havent had a great day but it seems to be getting better.  Laundry done.  Gonna do my meal prep tomorrow since i was missing some items at the store and Target is closed.  

I really prefer the walmart by my husbands work but its much too far for a normal shopping trip.

Trying to find some new leggings for lifting.  I am worried about being see thru. 

 

Edited April 2, 2018 by NikLR

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

So, I'm doing some transcription work for a church today.  One form comes up that screams teenager whose parents dragged him to church.... response to question of ills of the world type question and I'm paraphrasing <religious figure> isn't real.  <religious text> is fake and just a giant metaphor.  Slow your roll there with your angry teenage angst.

 

Also, I'm selling my exercise bike which sucks compared to the flywheel type ones at the gym and getting a home gym thing instead.   The stupid rafters in my basement are 79", which means it needs to go upstairs.