The Rant of Our Discontent

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

4 minutes ago, SAT said:

Just 1 step above  Share cropping lol

Sorry I reread my post and it's confusing. But a lot of the farmers will have say 500 acres that they own, they will then have someone lease out 400 of the 500 acres to farm.

Just now, SAT said:

A real man would got her back...

Well it's a love tap really so it's ok. I know she is a coffee addict.

[SAT 9,609]

Hit her back anyway. Teach her a lesson!

 

The little one is sticking her paw patrol figures in my face...

 

You know, the Chinese has a tradition. 

On wedding night, the groom takes a wicker whip and canes the bride 3 times in the butt...symbolic of future obedience...

Me, I just stabbed my wife in the butt with a fork...

Edited March 30, 2018 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

 

 

Ok I'm not talking to you guys no mo. 

Let me go work on this here thing...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

6 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

You know, the Chinese has a tradition. 

On wedding night, the groom takes a wicker whip and canes the bride 3 times in the butt...symbolic of future obedience...

 

 

Isn't that how everyone's wedding night went?

[Ontarkie 14,407]

1 hour ago, SAT said:

Ah speaking of not knowing English and math, where's Stretch....

I'd be offended but heck even i know I suck at both  

Maybe that is why P-math worked for the kids because really after 2 it's all the same 

 

Did I mention we candled the 12 eggs and all 12 have something going on in them?? 

They better not all turn out to be roosters 

1 more week and we should start having some pip  

If they all make it I'm going to have more then 30 chickens 

 

 

Edited March 30, 2018 by Ontarkie

[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

I'd be offended but heck even i know I suck at both  

Maybe that is why P-math worked for the kids because really after 2 it's all the same 

 

Did I mention we candled the 12 eggs and all 12 have something going on in them?? 

They better not all turn out to be roosters 

1 more week and we should start having some pip  

If they all make it I'm going to have more then 30 chickens 

 

 

 

Never mind that ####, what are you making for good Friday supper? 

 

 

Here, whatju guys think? 

I'm too tired to work out now...

 

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

4 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

 

Here, whatju guys think? 

I'm too tired to work out now...

 

 

 

Why your weights so light?  That is like my set at the gym, minus the 5lb and 10lb ones.

 

😜

[Ontarkie 14,407]

9 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Never mind that ####, what are you making for good Friday supper? 

 

 

Here, whatju guys think? 

I'm too tired to work out now...

 

I'm being a bad Catholic and making szechuan beef

nice set up 

[SAT 9,609]

8 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Why your weights so light?  That is like my set at the gym, minus the 5lb and 10lb ones.

 

😜

 

That's all I need for dumbbells, ya brut...

I have the plates if I need. 

When I was younger I used heavier. 

[SAT 9,609]

6 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm being a bad Catholic and making szechuan beef

nice set up 

 

Mmm...the hillbilly's pallet done hit the Fook food lottery

 

 

And, you heathen!

[SAT 9,609]

Ffs everybody thinks I'm a #####'car service...

 

 

<sigh>

I gotta move outta state...

[Ontarkie 14,407]

37 minutes ago, SAT said:

Ffs everybody thinks I'm a #####'car service...

 

 

<sigh>

I gotta move outta state...

The Hillbilly probably does too. I make him drive me all over the place  

[SAT 9,609]

Hillbilly gotta move outta state...

[Ontarkie 14,407]

Yes and move me to Hawaii 

[SAT 9,609]

Hawaii schmawaii, all they eat over there is spam, 3 meals a day. 

You go to Alabama! (Greenbow)...