The Rant of Our Discontent

[Ontarkie 14,227]

The Hillbilly likes to eat out. He used to eat out all the time but I just can't do it.

[SAT 9,609]

Yeah Hillbillies like to get their money's worth by going to all you can eat places. 

 

[Ontarkie 14,227]

Just now, SAT said:

 

Yeah Hillbillies eat a lotta meat....Cooked or otherwise....

We probably spend around 1500 on groceries 

The house is always well stocked tho. 

 

 

 

 

We spend a lot less then that. I know how to shop and only a few certain items need to be brand names. 

Luckily Arkansas food is cheap compared to the Sault. 

[SAT 9,609]

Yeah Canada sucks....

[Ontarkie 14,227]

1 minute ago, SAT said:

Yeah Hillbillies like to get their money's worth by going to all you can eat places. 

 

Oh forsure! 

 

I cannot believe how many of these places they have and how cheap they are. 

 

[SAT 9,609]

When you buy 1 slice of Pizza in Canada, they make sure to charge you enough  tax so they can buy another slice for someone in da ghetto....

[SAT 9,609]

4 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Oh forsure! 

 

I cannot believe how many of these places they have and how cheap they are. 

 

 

Go to a fook restaurant, all you can eat stray cats....

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

16 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I don't even spend that much on groceries for 8. Not even at Christmas time with all the extra baking I do and I was feeding Sasquatches. 

 

Yeah, that is basically our bare minimum without too much brand name stuff, shopping mostly at the cheapest option (our local store is 2-3x the price), and without eating just pasta for dinner.

 

It is actually a challenge to keep it there.     

 

 

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

24 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Dutch...eat.....like horse.....

 

 

 

I think the 9 year old eats more than him.  She's growing like a weed.  

Edited January 8, 2018 by N-o-l-a

[Ontarkie 14,227]

I forgot to share the Jedi in action. 

 

[NikLR 13,227]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Eating is expensive everywhere. I really don't know why ppl eat out so much. Especially when someone complains of being broke all the time. 

I know people like this too!

 

Kinda related... Hubs was arguing with his buddy... saying dude all you ever say is you're getting food, as in going to get and not from the stove.  He was trying to understand where his friend is saying things like "this protein is better" when he doesnt have a clue what he's really eating.  His wife doesnt really cook except from frozen or a box.  I mean they make enough combined to eat out all the time if they want to, that's not the point hubs was trying to make either.  (He makes about what hubs does, plus his 90% disability on the VA, and she is at like $20 an hour or so.) They dont weigh anything they eat.  Their families are in general overweight if not just plain obese (rather like hubs family.)  Obviously some of these bad eating habits are passed down but regardless, one protein powder vs another wont matter when you havent a clue how many calories you have consumed and how much of that was protein!

 

In other news I spent $104 on groceries for the week.  Well $80 since $21 was cat litter.  Some will last me until next week and some I had at home already too for my meal plan.  I have 200 calories I need to add and I can't figure out what to add! 

 

House is cleaned minus one frying pan that is soaking.  The last load of laundry is in too. Be interesting to see how long it lasts since the animals and I are the only ones making a mess.  

Edited January 8, 2018 by NikLR

[TBoneTX 45,309]

16 hours ago, SAT said:

Many straight days below freezing now...

And Many (2x2x2x2x2x2) F. forecast for several days next week, ha man.

Texas Many, Nueva York zero, yet again man.

15 hours ago, MKB said:

1.  I am lactose intolerant

2.  I love cereals with warm milk.

Many.  Please limit your imagination.

1.  We suggest that you moderate your intolerant views toward lactose and become politically correct, si M man.

2.  Do you repeatedly drown them in said milk, you cereal-killer you man?!

Many.  You cause us to wonder 2 things, see man:

             A.  Should we risk farting too close to the water-heater, live dangerously man; and

             2.  Do we contribute less to global warming if we fart only indoors, huh man?

13 hours ago, SAT said:

Dutch....beans....count...

One....two....Many....

Polish math applied yet again,  man.

13 hours ago, cdneh said:

I have to admit defeat. No more going to town without a list.  It isn't a Many-minute dash up the road anymore. Meh, instead of lolling about enjoying a Sunday morning in my pj's I'm going to have to put on actual clothes and try and beat the rain ice/yuck/whatever before it starts.

First-world problems, defeated Eh ma'am.

And this is similar to what someone in Lamoni, Iowa told us years ago, see ma'am:  "Small-town living is nice as long as you're within range of a big city.  Every so often we make a list and drive to Des Moines to go shopping."

Edited January 8, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,309]

9 hours ago, cyberfx1024 said:

1.  we just moved from Pasadena, CA to Country Sanford, NC.

2.  Now we can't do that [...] this all means that we will save some money

1.  Congratulations, and welcome to the thread, C man!

2.  Saving money is all that matters, take it from us man.

9 hours ago, trudi said:

somehow I usually leave the list behind and buy tons of stuff 'just in case'

Afflicted with MIL disease, huh T ma'am?

7 hours ago, NikLR said:

some food just doesnt keep after its cooked for more than Many or Many days. 

We dined heartily over the years on Many-day-old delivery pizza that was never refrigerated, Niki-B. ma'am.

After a while, it became a veggie pizza (fungus is a vegetable), balanced diet man.

5 hours ago, NikLR said:

Ima guess thrown out

This would be the bet in Steveklar's casa, sigh man.

5 hours ago, SAT said:

1.  We'll tell you to go back to where you came from in a sec.

2.  In fact, I think I've told everyone here to go back to where they came from. 

1.  Do not offend, irk, or enrage the fearsome M man, no man!

2.  Can't tell us that because we're already here, neh-nehneh-boo-boo man.

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  If I want something I tell him he buys it.

2.  I'm easy and not demanding or a big spender to begin with.

Many.  I love sales.

Many.  I also would never go on a spending spree.

1.  Do not deny the fearsome and needful Ontarklar, no Hillbilly man!

2.  Where were you when we were single, huh D ma'am?

Many.  WWYWWWS, huh D ma'am?

Many.  WWYWWWS, huh D ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,309]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Sat's budget:

Missing line-item:  replacing what gets thrown out or given to thuggy relatives,  Nola-B. ma'am.

3 hours ago, janet3 said:

Good advice. I spoke to her in her language...

Everything good now.  

Good J(2+1)* ma'am!  Good, GOOD J(2+1)* ma'am!

*your official thread name in Polish math, see ma'am

3 hours ago, SAT said:

I actually bank about Many% of my income

You would be able to bank Many%, not merely Many%, if you were in the Pre-Owned Toilet Seat business, missing-out man.

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

you need to hire a nanny that cooks. 

Not much luck on that front in that casa, sigh man...

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Oh chicken report because I know you all love it

Your P-math is so ghastly that it's too horrid to mention, so we won't mention the horridity of your ghastly P-math, no D ma'am.

Not once, not twice, not Many times.  No mention thereof, none whatsoever D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  We spend a lot less then that.

2.  I know how to shop

Many.  only a few certain items need to be brand names. 

Many.  cheap

1.  As do we, hoorah D ma'am.

2.  As do we, hoorah D ma'am.

Many.  Or even fewer than that, si D ma'am.

Many.  Our favorite word... our motto... our descriptor... music to our ears man...