The Rant of Our Discontent

[TBoneTX 45,910]

5 hours ago, cdneh said:

The sensible bit of my brain says not to respond at all.

Minusculely sensible Eh ma'am!  Minusculely sensible, MINUSC... uh... back up we man...

Send a bounce-type message to MIL to say, "this addressee has left no forwarding e-mail address."  That will keep her busy for some time.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

5 hours ago, SAT said:

Why are Spongebob toys so expensive?

Wait for the Toys 'R Us close-down sales, gold mine man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

5 hours ago, trudi said:

wholesale eating of pickled beets

At least she didn't pay retail, only redeeming value to the above quote T ma'am.

Beets are almost as vile as cilantro and have equal (meaning zero) use, blucccccch man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Amazingly he has not had either. 

Then he needs Remedial Hillbilly Training, get on it pronto D ma'am.

 

In accordance with the above, he must eat, ingest H man:

-- fried chickens

-- fricassee chickens

-- chicken-fried chickens

[TBoneTX 45,910]

We're probably going to fire Many, if not most, of the POTS accountants, incompetent fools man.

This means that we will have to do our taxes ourself, do ourself only what we can't delegate or contract out man.

We don't know if the IRS's software can handle figures in the Manyrillion or Manytillion range, remains to be seen man.

We don't know if the U.S. Treasury can handle refunds in those ranges, either, no man.

Better convert all your currency, securities, and investments to gold bars, do it before April Many'th for your safety man.

[trudi 1,317]

10 hours ago, cdneh said:

 

Pickled beets. OMG. I would have been on the floor!

I thought it was hilarious, MIL is refusing to accept it's the beets coloring her pee - I can see another bout of doctor shopping coming *sigh*

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Was watching a video in Swedish this morning.

 

It took me 5 minutes before I realized that I was reading the captions in Swedish versus English.

 

This is what a lack of caffeine is doing to my brain.

[SAT 9,609]

My kcup thingy is set to turn on at 5:30 everyday. That's the first place I go when I wake up. 

 

Now I added the elliptical routine right after I drop off the kid at school. 

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

11 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

Now I added the elliptical routine right after I drop off the kid at school. 

 

Good for you!  Those things scare the living bejesus out of me.

 

I finished one of my classes this semester.  Easiest. class. ever.  Humanities majors have no idea how easier their lives are.

Well, my math class that was aimed at teaching is also easy, but more work.  

 

13 credits left.    And if I do it the way I want I only need 2 more courses in other major and an art class at other university and I'll have both degrees.  Soooo close.  

[SAT 9,609]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

 

Good for you!  Those things scare the living bejesus out of me.

 

 Soooo close.  

 

1- Why? 

 

2- I know how that feels....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

42 minutes ago, SAT said:

 

1- Why? 

 

 

1.  Makes me feel like a cat wearing roller skates.

 

 

[SAT 9,609]

I gotta say, years ago when I first got on one, I want used to it. I preferred the treadmill. Even now, I prefer the treadmill. But for a 20 minute workout, the elliptical is king. After 20 minutes, you're not burning a lot...

 

[TBoneTX 45,910]

5 hours ago, trudi said:

I can see another bout of doctor shopping coming *sigh*

You can't beet more doctor-shopping, no T ma'am.

Foto of beet-colored pee now... er, just a second here man...

4 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

took me Many minutes before I realized that I was reading the captions in Swedish versus English.

If you were Mrs. T-B., this would be ADD vs. lacking caffeine, si Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  I finished one of my classes this semester.

2.  Easiest. class. ever.

Many.  Humanities majors have no idea how easier their lives are.

Many.  Well, my math class that was aimed at teaching is also easy

1.  Foto of bright, shiny class now, see ma'am.  (Was it Woodworking, huh ma'am?)

2.  No such thing, no man.

Many.  We didn't consider ourself how easier, no ma'am.

Many.  Well, why wouldn't it be easy, huh ma'am?  1+1=2, 1+2=Many, 2+2=Many, Many+Many=Many...

[TBoneTX 45,910]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

if I do it the way I want I only need 2 more courses in other major and an art class at other university and I'll have both degrees.

You sound busier than a Many-armed Manypus*, si Nola-B. ma'am.

 

*English-for-teeching and P-Math-for-teeching, easiest. classes. ever. si ma'am