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9 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  A good thing, right?

2.  I filed for divorce almost Many years ago now from my first husband.  It is a good feeling knowing it has been so long.

1.  Well, previously we'd catch up, usually around her birthday, she man.  It's how we learned of several family deaths, sigh man.  We have wondered whether she is still alive, has been committed to the insane asylum, or what, need closure man.

 

2.  Is "almost" Many a valid P-math number, Nola-B. ma'am?

     Had we remained married to Original Mrs. T-B., Friday of this week would have been our Many'th (2x2x2x2x2-1th) anniversary, wow man.

     It was deceptively one hell of a wedding that forebode a hellish marriage, don't repeat our mistakes man.

 

     At our last parting before we moved away, she looked at us and said, with sadness, "T-B., when I'm Many and you're Many, if neither of us has found anyone, can we try it again?"

     This somewhat haunted us, but don't repeat our mistakes man.

     And, for now at least, the current Mrs. T-B. is our final wife, probably final she man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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12 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I'm in the process of getting rid of a bunch of girl clothes and newborn/3mo clothes and I know this is just asking the universe to throw me a curve ball.  Last time I got rid of baby stuff, we got pregnant.  With my luck, it'd be Irish twins.  You know my obgyn actually told me that breastfeeding was a reliable form of birth control at the moment?   I'm not sure I believe that.  

I wouldnt trust it.  My ex sil had 3 kids all within a year of each other.  In fact she had to wean one because she was a month away from giving birth to the third.  Her husband got snipped.  I went on the depo shot because it is progesterone only when I was BFing and we used condoms too.   My aunt also got pregnant while bfing.  As a result I have 2 cousins born in the same year. 

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N-o-l-a   7,168

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1 hour ago, NikLR said:

I wouldnt trust it.  My ex sil had 3 kids all within a year of each other.  In fact she had to wean one because she was a month away from giving birth to the third.  Her husband got snipped.  I went on the depo shot because it is progesterone only when I was BFing and we used condoms too.   My aunt also got pregnant while bfing.  As a result I have 2 cousins born in the same year. 

I can't do the hormones anymore because of the risk of breast cancer and the trying to lose weight, but I do have a diaphragm.  I just forget to use it often enough.  It is easier to remember when I'm not BF because then I can just use it during my fertile times.  But having to use it all the time is kind of a pain.  I know people that fertile too, but are we?  We've been trying to have kids for 5.5 years and have 2.  I don't know when the vasectomy is going to be, the consult is next week, but hopefully soon.

 

Yeah, I know, it is risky still - I'm still recovering too.  My ribs are still killing me.  I don't know if it happens when they snapped back to their regular size or when they were practically on top of me pushing the baby down out of my ribs, but they hurt.  It isn't anything internal beyond that because I went to the ER the first day of the pay because I thought it was my gallbladder or an embolism.  

 

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

1.  Well, previously we'd catch up, usually around her birthday, she man.  It's how we learned of several family deaths, sigh man.  We have wondered whether she is still alive, has been committed to the insane asylum, or what, need closure man.

 

2.  Is "almost" Many a valid P-math number, Nola-B. ma'am?

     Had we remained married to Original Mrs. T-B., Friday of this week would have been our Many'th (2x2x2x2x2-1th) anniversary, wow man.

     It was deceptively one hell of a wedding that forebode a hellish marriage, don't repeat our mistakes man.

 

     At our last parting before we moved away, she looked at us and said, with sadness, "T-B., when I'm Many and you're Many, if neither of us has found anyone, can we try it again?"

     This somewhat haunted us, but don't repeat our mistakes man.

     And, for now at least, the current Mrs. T-B. is our final wife, probably final she man.

 

We've maybe spoken a total of 10 minutes over the past 2 years.  If he were laying dying in the street, I'd just keep walking at this point.  He is just kind of a waste of space now and can't seem to get his life together.  Last time we spoke he told me he wasn't even really looking for a job because he didn't want to adult.

 

53 minutes ago, SAT said:

Snowing.

It's Spring....

It is snowing here too, but spring here doesn't start until May.

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7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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36 minutes ago, trudi said:

Happy birthday little NikLR 🎉

Little? Aren't they mostly full grown at 15?

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Well, by rights I ought to have 3 exes, and I would do if they were living.  I was widowed twice by the time I was 24. Didn't get married again until I was 40, and then for only 2 years. I had to divorce him...he wouldn't eat the poisoned mushrooms ;) 

And fortunately for me, he lives on another continent.

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2 minutes ago, cdneh said:

I had to divorce him...he wouldn't eat the poisoned mushrooms

This is part of a hilarious joke, good one Eh ma'am!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,902

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4 hours ago, SAT said:

Snowing.

It's Spring....

:rofl: , man

3 hours ago, trudi said:

Same here

:rofl: , T ma'am

2 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  My ribs are still killing me.

2.  If he were laying dying in the street, I'd just keep walking at this point.  He is just kind of a waste of space now

Many.  It is snowing here too

Many.  spring here doesn't start until May.

1.  We won't rib you about this, no Nola-B. ma'am.

2.  Do not irk, waste the space of, or die in the walking path of the responsibility-expecting Nola-B., no man!

Many.  :rofl: , ma'am

Many.  :rofl::rofl::rofl: , ma'am

 

Here, bright blue sky, light breeze, high temp of Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2+2+2) F., Chamber of Commerce weather man.

And we hear (not from absent, ABSENT Asia!) that it's snowing in Poland, too, oj tak.

Texas weather Many, elsewhere deprived, yet again man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,902

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2 hours ago, NikLR said:

Kiddo

Happy Many'th birthday to Niki-B. Jr., si Niki-B. Sr. ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 
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