The Rant of Our Discontent

[Ontarkie 14,394]

OMG the Hillbilly is going to get me in trouble! He keeps saying  -You know they have chicks over there at TSC. OMG babies I have to go tomorrow to get food. Man I'm going to have to open a breakfast place to get all the eggs eaten:) 

[TBoneTX 45,893]

10 hours ago, SAT said:

1 guy kept arguing for the sake of 1 dollar, then he's trying to call home to see if his buddy has a coupon.

We approve of this line of thinking, nothing wrong with it at all man.

For example, simply consider how many fewer fast-food visits one could afford if one didn't have and use coupons,  man.

This exemplifies why we are an unbelievably wealthy business typhoon and you're just a... just a... just a..., si man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

10 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

Maybe I'm weird thinking Many days is short notice.

We lived just Many (2x2x2-1) miles from the biometrics place, so Many days' notice was quite ample, si Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

9 hours ago, SAT said:

turtle won't leave me alone, every Many seconds, "daddy look, paw patrol", "daddy look, sky...," 

They're little only once, blink and they're grown man...

We would give almost anything to be able to re-enjoy Mini-B. for a while at earlier ages, pre-wee man...

Edited March 17, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,893]

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Just look at how dark these eggs are.

Because they're from fried chickens,  D ma'am.

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

colour

English-only ootside the Canadian forum,  D ma'am!

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

colour

We said, English-only ootside the Canadian forum,  D ma'am.

Disobedient Ontarklar!  Disobedient, DISOBEDIENT Ontarklar!

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

All he was thinking is the drive to and from work for him. 

Smart Hillbilly!  Smart, SMART Hillbilly!

7 hours ago, SAT said:

It's "Color"! You moose chasing canuck!

Plagiarism, see man and see what he said ma'am!

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I have so much junk all over. I would toss it all out if I was allowed. 

Even the HOAs have backward priorities in Arkansas, headsmack we man.

Were you here, you'd long ago have been imprisoned for life, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

they have chicks over there at TSC. OMG babies I have to go tomorrow

This is what happens when YOU fail to pop out more of your OWN, maternal instinct D ma'am.

Such as twins, Manylets, Manyruplets, Manytuplets...

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Mrs. T-B. indeed wanted Birthday Din-Din this eve, Women Are Expensive man.

Took her to Burger King with coupons here with a coupon, see man:

https://www.longhornsteakhouse.com/home

 

Our first visit to one of these, prompted solely by existence and utilization of their $-off newspaper coupon, so there man.

Immensely delectable and enjoyable, slurp man.

Menu prices initially looked a bit steep, $i man, but not steep when considering volume of food, no man.

For first time in recorded history, we had to ask for a doggie-box, overstuffed we man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. had leftovers, too, unbelievable man.

 

Mrs. T-B. also drank a margarita, with usual outcome, silly she man.

We said thought, "Just quit draping yourself all over us, find a Rojo or something, and leave us alone, please man!"

Mrs. T-B. predictably also took many fotos, predictably mostly selfies man.

However, she also (and predictably) lavishly involved us, no fotogenico we man.

See line #2 of this paragraph, see and sigh man.

 

We deemed it a choice well-made and an evening worthwhile, agree we & she & wee man.

Then we all went home and took dumps prepared for bed/nap, si to zzz man.

 

Edited March 17, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Mrs. T-B. has already moved a lot of stuff into the new under-stairwell closet created this week by Salvadoreño handyman, great decision man.

Once the stupid kitchen gets remodeled, maybe she'll be mollified for a while, gotta Humor Wives Sometimes man.

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On Sat., as indicated earlier, Mrs. T-B./Mini-B./amiga/little amigo shall sojourn to the beach, utter folly during Spring Break man.

We, presuming an early-enough rising (poor odds man), plan to head the other direction, citywide GS event man.

Having never been there, it might be just as crowded as the beach, eat our words man.

 

Then, we should probably mow front lawn again, heading toward a weekly ritual again man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

We lived just Many (2x2x2-1) miles from the biometrics place, so Many days' notice was quite ample, si Nola-B. ma'am.

 

Well, this is in Fargo and it is a bit of a trip.  Not as long as will be the trip to the interview, but whatever.

 

It is not bad timing because the Dane had expressed interest in traveling to Fargo to visit the new Duluth Trading store there.  It opens several days before his appointment.

[Dianalorena 1,153]

Now the waiting begins, aaaagain   

hopefully, it won't take too long to figure out when we will have the interview, the fact that we have to wait months is crazy enough, but seeing how people are waiting months just a case number, it seems to be the new trend. It makes sense since USCIS was backlogged, now NVC is. Yay.

 

two weeks before I leave for Mexico City to work non stop. it's going to be fun, though

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,893]

21 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

It is not bad timing

Well, that's a good thing, si ma'am.

11 minutes ago, Dianalorena said:

two weeks before I leave for Mexico City to work non stop

Nonstopping D2 ma'am!  Nonstopping, NONSTOPPING D2 ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,893]

We composed the following Bilingual Birthday Haiku for Mrs. T-B., see man:

 

Happy birthday to...

Feliz cumpleaños, si!

...you!  Happy birthday!

 

(As we recall, a haiku is a literary construction consisting of Many lines that themselves consist of Many, Many, and Many syllables, respectively.)

[TBoneTX 45,893]

De-dish cat prep zzz awaken far too early man.

Mornin', Fargo-ing, nonstopping, and other babes with invisible +1 inventories!

[NikLR 13,231]

Tattoo done... yay. 

I have to work today and tomorrow.  Technically I was on call but I received a text last night saying a co-worker was in a car accident and was being kept overnight.  So I will be working, it's overtime and I just hope she's okay.  Dunno when I am going to be able to do my meal prep though.  I guess I'll do groceries right after work.  

[SAT 9,609]

tattoo pic...