The Rant of Our Discontent

[TBoneTX 45,893]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

Man this has been a cold March for us.

Another Nor'easter set to arrive just in time for Spring....

You need a Sou'wester, Texas weather Many Nueva York weather sucky man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

1.  We want an actual picture of it in your house.

2.  Does Lowe's not have free delivery where you are?

1.  Won't be installed until kitchen is ripped up & rebuilt, not for some time man.

     And we are emphasizing that we got it for nearly half-off*, clarify we man.

2.  NO, Nola-B. ma'am -- they wanted $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2), forget it man.

     Mrs. T-B. gave our Salvadoreno handyman $Many ($2x2x2x2+2+2)*, the deals continue nonstop man.

 

*our shrewdness as a business typhoon extends beyond the POTS office into the casa, $ave we man

[cdneh 3,112]

A very nice day here yesterday. Sunny and warm. Today not so much.

 

I managed to get quite a lot done cutting that downed tree up into manageable bits. It's an oak, but it is quite dead and dry. Probably halfway done, but will happily down tools until it isn't rainy.

 

I have the garden shed to build after that, and the shade sail I ordered that was meant to take 3 weeks to arrive turned up yesterday. I might go mad and do a little laundry today. I hear my grandmother this morning, talking away inside my head. A man's work goes from sun to sun, but women's work is never done."

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Up until nearly Many a.m. again last night, need zzz we man.

Trying to compile "necessary" tax data for the idiot POTS accountants, one for each month man.

One of them tried inputting the income figures into a tax program and blew up their whole system, too big &  man.

We should fire them and patronize one of the other Big Many firms that are begging for our business, grrr man.

By the way, there's still time (barely) to procure your St. Patrick's Day POTS in time for tomorrow, act now man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

1 minute ago, cdneh said:

I managed to get quite a lot done

Industrious Eh ma'am!  Industrious, INDUSTRIOUS Eh ma'am!

1 minute ago, cdneh said:

cutting that downed tree

Destructive Eh ma'am!  Destructive, DESTRUCTIVE Eh ma'am!

2 minutes ago, cdneh said:

will happily down tools

Indolent Eh ma'am!  Indolent, INDOLENT Eh ma'am!

2 minutes ago, cdneh said:

I have the garden shed to build after that

Constructive Eh ma'am!  Constructive, CONSTRUCTIVE Eh ma'am!

3 minutes ago, cdneh said:

I might go mad [...] talking away inside my head.

Certifiable Eh ma'am!  Certifiable, CERTIFIABLE Eh ma'am!

3 minutes ago, cdneh said:

I hear my grandmother this morning [...] women's work is never done

If you're Mrs. T-B., it rarely starts, sorry to correct Senior Eh ma'am after the fact Eh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

And nowhere do we plainly see your intention to install the pre-owned toilet seat(s) that you have surely by now ordered and received, no Eh ma'am.   

[Ontarkie 14,394]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

1.  Insouciant Ontarklar!  Insouciant, INSOUCIANT Ontarklar!

     Actually, since Photobucket went mercenary for Many'rd-party foto-hosting, we have no idea of how to post fotos, no man.

2.  Mrs. T-B. fought Lowe's for 2 hours to get her oven, was driven cuckoo by Mini-B., & got a splitting headache, ow she man.

     Had to cancel din-din plans (good thing the Burger King coupons are still good for a while, si man), sigh man.

Many.  Judgmental Ontarklar!  Judgmental, JUDGMENTAL Ontarklar!

Well I actually did click the link but seeing it at 999$ I figured no way is that the right one 

It is a very nice oven though. 

1.b I know I'm still using it until they won't let me. No way am I going to pay for that bull. I don't know what I will use next either. I guess I should look into something soon. 

23 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

1.  Won't be installed until kitchen is ripped up & rebuilt, not for some time man.

     And we are emphasizing that we got it for nearly half-off*, clarify we man.

2.  NO, Nola-B. ma'am -- they wanted $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2), forget it man.

     Mrs. T-B. gave our Salvadoreno handyman $Many ($2x2x2x2+2+2)*, the deals continue nonstop man.

 

*our shrewdness as a business typhoon extends beyond the POTS office into the casa, $ave we man

1b now see that is more like you 

2. That is a load of horse wonky. You spend that kind of crazy money and no free delivery! Another reason to add to my list of why not so shop at Lowes. 

[TBoneTX 45,893]

20 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Well I actually did click the link but seeing it at Many$ I figured no way is that the right one  It is a very nice oven though. 

1.b I know I'm still using it until they won't let me. No way am I going to pay for that bull.

1b now see that is more like you 

2. You spend that kind of crazy money and no free delivery!

1.  The price had Many digits with a comma, reject it utterly man.

2.  We retrieved our fotos and will never use P'bucket again, no man.  Maybe Charles knows of a replacement, huh man?

Many.  Whaddayu mean, "more" like us, huh D ma'am?  That IS like us, cheap we man!

Many.  Home Despot is worse, sigh D ma'am.  We would rather slip a Salvadoreno $Many than pay $Many, si man.

 

Edited March 16, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,893]

26 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I actually did click the link but seeing it at Many$ I figured no way is that the right one 

We're enraged that they knocked $Many00 off the previous Web price, duplicitous they man.

This reduces our savings from Many% to only Many%, outrageous man.

In fact, they should have raised the price instead, to emphasize what a shrewd business typhoon we are, si man.

Edited March 16, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Mrs. T-B. wants to go to the beach tomorrow with Mini-B., amiga, Mini-amigo, and Ecu handyman, two vehicles man.

We think that she's absolutely cuckoo to attempt this at the end of Spring Break, idea that Springs a leak man.

We have permission to do our own thing, probably will do own thing we man.

Is one citywide GS event that we've wanted to attend for Many years, if we arise early enough man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

After we hauled tail to the casa yestereve for the fruitless Birthday Din-Din attempt, Mrs. T-B. might want to go tonight, self-reschedule she man.

We told her to check with us in early afternoon to see if this is feasible, check she with we man.

Problem is, this will interrupt our nap at desk furious POTS-selling activity,  we man.

Again, we are VERY glad that the Burger King coupons still have life, unexpired man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Massive, highest-priority-of-all, urgently requested order of Columbus Day pre-owned toilet seats just in from Poland, oj tak.

Had to tell them that Columbus Day is tomorrow and no way to deliver in time, oj nie.

Adhere to the motto "Jeśli drzemka, stracisz," oj tak.

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Afternoon/evenin', absent Commie- and other babes present but apparently without reputation inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

I go to get a couple of dumbbells at modells, I'm standing in line, there's no one ahead of me, just the 4 people at the registers paying. And everyone of these mopes is struggling to pay for their purchase, and I'm standing there for like 10 minutes, 1 guy kept arguing for the sake of 1 dollar, then he's trying to call home to see if his buddy has a coupon. FFS, you can't afford whatever you're ####### buying, go the ####home! 

How frustrating trying to pay and get outta there. I shoulda just stole it, it's easier...

[SAT 9,609]

I waited like 10 minutes...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

What's up with the short notice for biometrics appointments? Maybe I'm weird thinking 10 days is short notice.