The Rant of Our Discontent

[SAT 9,609]

 

Speaking of Stretch, she must be like, only the 5th household in the history of Arkansas to own a refrigerator...

[TBoneTX 45,394]

18 hours ago, trudi said:

we ended up with a $Many00 fridge for $Many00

Well, depending, this is either a steal or a rip-off, P-Math T ma'am!

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We are hoping to strike gold regarding an in-wall electric oven, can't find anything below full retail grrrRRRR man.

Ordered a Kenmore disposal at $Many under retail and a Kenmore smooth-glass cooktop for the lowest retail anywhere, oh well man...

[TBoneTX 45,394]

17 hours ago, NikLR said:

Something about the outside of a horse that is good

"Well, GAWLEEEE, Wil-burrr..."

You need to horse around more, obviously Niki-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

16 hours ago, SAT said:

I need vacation ideas...

Texas, if yew think yer man enuff, si boy...

Arkansas, if you use a toothbrush rather than a teethbrush, si man...

Bellevue Hospital, if your hound dawg ain't sleepin' all the way under the porch, si man...

Poland, for intensely needed intense training in P-math, oj tak...

All exotic (perhaps excepting Poland) and worthy (Poland is worth $Many) locations, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

11 hours ago, SAT said:

Fat boy's mother made me s big ole thing of curry chicken. 

I couldn't resist...

LPoP and unread, no see man.

We hope that you are sticking to your diet, si man.

And why is "sticking to your story" dissimilar to "sticking to your car seat," huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,394]

4 hours ago, janet3 said:

Meanwhile...here in Arkansas......I am sitting on my porch  (on my inside furniture that became outside furniture) after recovering from bronchitis drinking a glass of wine while smoking a cigarette. Happened to look down....there's a gas can sitting next to me......I'll go ahead and own it......I'm a redneck. Pretty sure the only thing that could make it more redneck is if I was drinking PBR with my feet in a kiddy pool.

Your esteem has shot upward in our eyes (and in the esteems of Ontarklar and T ma'am), si J-Many ma'am.

3 hours ago, SAT said:

How many hounds do you have living under the porch? 

This is NOT the question, no man; rather, it is "Are your hound dawgs sleepin' all the way under the porch, huh man?"

Edited March 11, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,394]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

a refrigerator

One must first frigerate before one can re-frigerate, important criterion man.

Similarly, one must first liver before one can de-liver, truth of life man.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We again drove all over the place to several GSs and an ES, driven we man.

The take was zero, what a bunch of worthless garbage man.

 

The ES was in a casa that had obviously been Harvey-flooded, denials of family aside man.

The predominant aroma was that of mold and sewer-water, somewhat of a tip-off man.

The miserable crapola inside was of the junkiest quality that we've ever seen, gag man.

 

Rant, see man:  Fat people should be barred from attending ESs, cramp us man.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

27 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

1.  We are hoping to strike gold regarding an in-wall electric oven, can't find anything below full retail grrrRRRR man.

2.  Ordered a Kenmore disposal at $Many under retail and a Kenmore smooth-glass cooktop for the lowest retail anywhere, oh well man...

1.  A neighbor recommended the returned-order sections at Lowe's & Home Despot, reasonable source man.

     First Lowe's said that they get stuff Mon.-Fri. from their warehouse, gold mine man.

     They had an oven, but in white, unacceptable to Mrs. T-B. she man.

     Home Despot had no idea what "canceled orders," "returns," or "scratch-&-dent" meant, high-IQ they man.

     Second Lowe's had no idea that their warehouse was distributing stuff, high-IQ they man.

 

2.  Accordingly, we/Mrs. T-B./Mini-B. set forth to a closing-down Sears to look for bargains, road trip we/she/wee man.

     In-store appliances marked down only Many% (2x2x2x2x2-2%) max, despite only Many (2+1) weeks till closure man.

     Many% off Too Much is still too much, disappointed we man.

     However, appliance clerk ordered the abovementioned Kenmore items for us, delivery Monday man.

 

1.  Overstock.com and eBay not much help, no and sigh man.  Advice appreciated, appreciate we man.

Edited March 11, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,394]

We set all our clocks ahead already, ahead of power-curve we man.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

Fold de-dish cat prep truncated zzz man.

Mornin', re-frigerated and other babes with unallocated +1 inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Strike two of finding a milk replacement has occurred.  I've been drinking tea since I was a child and I am extremely particular about the type of black tea and its milk content.  It is a several times a day thing for me, or it was.  I can't have dairy or soy anymore.

 

So last week I tried unsweetened almond milk.  That was like water, dishwater maybe even.

 

Yesterday I tried coconut milk creamer, which was somewhere between a bad pastry and I have no idea what. 

 

Left is rice milk and I think one more, but I'm not hopeful.  

[SAT 9,609]

13 minutes ago, N-o-l-a said:

Strike two of finding a milk replacement has occurred.  I've been drinking tea since I was a child and I am extremely particular about the type of black tea and its milk content.  It is a several times a day thing for me, or it was.  I can't have dairy or soy anymore.

 

So last week I tried unsweetened almond milk.  That was like water, dishwater maybe even.

 

Yesterday I tried coconut milk creamer, which was somewhere between a bad pastry and I have no idea what. 

 

Left is rice milk and I think one more, but I'm not hopeful.  

 

Do you drink tea with your pinky sticking out? Like the Queen of England? 

 

I'm not a tea drinker, but I loved that Malaysian pulled tea written I was there. Only problem was, if you took it to go, they gave it to you in a plastic bag. And if you drink it there, they serve it in a sidewalk-bucket-washed glass...

I think I showed you guys pics of that. 

[trudi 1,317]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

Strike two of finding a milk replacement has occurred.  I've been drinking tea since I was a child and I am extremely particular about the type of black tea and its milk content.  It is a several times a day thing for me, or it was.  I can't have dairy or soy anymore.

 

So last week I tried unsweetened almond milk.  That was like water, dishwater maybe even.

 

Yesterday I tried coconut milk creamer, which was somewhere between a bad pastry and I have no idea what. 

 

Left is rice milk and I think one more, but I'm not hopeful.  

I have never been able to find an alternative I like

 

[cdneh 3,112]

That's a hard one. I think from memory the rice milk is pretty watery as well.